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bymingleby ( 6527654 ) writes:
... ever so slightly interesting names like "Typhoon", etc...
Why not name them more aptly?
How about "micro-wieners", "scotty-no-mates" or "douche-bags"?
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byNarcocide ( 102829 ) writes:
Now here's someone asking the right question. Why, indeed, does it seem more like they're the criminals' marketing department rather than their adversaries?
byAdmiral Krunch ( 6177530 ) writes:
... ever so slightly interesting names like "Typhoon", etc...
Why not name them more aptly?
How about "micro-wieners", "scotty-no-mates" or "douche-bags"?
It's more manly to be hacked by a powerful Typhoon, than admit you were bested by a micro wiener.
byAmiMoJo ( 196126 ) writes:
When you hear "we were victims of a sophisticated attack by high tech criminals", read "we didn't change the default password."
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