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byYuppieScum ( 1096 ) writes:
...would make Americans healthy?
Vaccinations.
byEntrope ( 68843 ) writes:
What vaccinations do you think make people healthy? I don't think there are vaccinations against fat.
byUnknowingFool ( 672806 ) writes:
What vaccinations do you think make people healthy?
I think you missed the part where being dead is unhealthy. I think I can say at least 9 out of 10 doctors would agree with dead == unhealthy. Just spitballing.
byKGIII ( 973947 ) writes:
I dunno... I'm a doctor and if you're dead then you're in perfect health. You no longer have any ailments of any kind. You're not going to catch any diseases.
Just to be clear, I'm not a medical doctor. I don't even play a medical doctor on TV. But, I am a doctor - though I don't tend to use the honorary, for a variety of reasons.
bymhajicek ( 1582795 ) writes:
Full body necrosis is a very debilitating disease.
byKGIII ( 973947 ) writes:
You'd think so, but you won't feel a thing. You won't have to adjust your diet because you'll naturally lose weight. Then, well, you won't even suffer a headache, a toothache, a stubbed toe, or any of those other painful things.
Hmm... This needs a pithy statement that can be summed up enough to fit on a bumper sticker.
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