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Apercentage pointing to the statistic that out of all suicides 79% are men.
“Bro, if I don’t pass this test imma join the 79%!”
“I have the masculine urgeofgambling my life savings away and then joining the 79%.”
byudBait November 17, 2021
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The adverage life span of a humaninyears
She is 79 years old. She's is at the near end of her life.
byxXFireWaterXx August 30, 2018
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The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”
Dude, she got uptothe second knuckle when we 79'd.
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when a girl goes into hyper splitsona guy
we did 79 not 69
bytaylor rice January 6, 2009
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Scoliosis Version Of 69.
That New Shit With Hand Cuffs; So I Heard.
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79My World Baby(;
byA Man Duh! April 15, 2009
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Similartothe position 69 but with a larger woman.
I did 79 with a girl last night and she cracked four of my ribs.
byAmo a tu tia August 4, 2018
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Toyota's 70 series single and double cab landcruisers, over priced, under powered V8 and an interior that's stuck in the 1980's.
A blank canvas to throw 50k plus at if you want a half decent 4wd.
There goes Timmy in he'sgame changing instagram build of a 79 series thinking about poor life choices again.
byJdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
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