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Totally. Not. My. Problem
Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.
A zero for today.
bykaboblet34 February 20, 2011
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Noun phrase: T's and P's stand for "Thoughts and Prayers." Often used in the internet world, and originated on a message board in Iowa. Used in situations that would normally cause sadness or angst.
"Wow, man. I heard about your sister letting the entire football team PIITB. T's and P's, man."
byHawkness Monster December 15, 2007
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A game to play in a chat room to get to know each other.
Familiar to Truth or Dare.
T stands for Truth
P stands for Percent
First person asks the second : T or P ?
Second picks T or P
If he picked T that means you have to ask him a question on which he can answer only ''Yes'' or ''No''
If he picked P that means you have to ask him a question on which he can answer in percents ( See example )
After every answer you change, so the second person asks the first and so on.
Guy 1: T or P ?
Guy 2: T
Guy 1: Are you a virgin?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: T or P ?
Guy 2: P
Guy 1: How many percent do you love Kerly?
Guy 2: 80%
byiKanks July 24, 2010
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1. A short form, commonly used for tities and pussy. Also a common use in sexual education courses when feeling itisinappropriate to say tities and pussy.
2. A sports cheer before the starting of a game.
1.Pat Mags has a girlfriend with some nice T and P.
2. On 3 boys 1,2,3, T AND P!
bydomer17 May 26, 2008
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In Mechanics: Temperatures and Pressures
Have you check the T's and P's? We don't want it to explode.
byClosetTechy January 5, 2015
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Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.
That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".
byajpolo November 13, 2017
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Stands for time & place
Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
byRyan Jackson July 29, 2008
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