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When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things.
Yeah, Leroy broke up with his bitch yesterday, so me and Roscoe are on break-up duty.
byFielding88 January 4, 2007
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Anextremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.
After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.
Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"
Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'mgetting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"
Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"
Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"
Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"
byChris Waltham December 31, 2010
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When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It'sdisgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.
byloooy December 14, 2009
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Break up sex is when a couple, which as already agreed to break up, has one last go around.
John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that'syour right!
byR. Pyster December 3, 2006
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That handy “go-to” excuse one can use to effectively conclude an annoying conversation when speaking on a cell phone, whether it’s true or not.
It’s a pretty clear cue to me when my husband uses, “You’re breaking up!” when we’re both talking on land lines that we’ve reached the end of the conversation!
byDr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020
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Being dumped by a phone call.
Much like a wake up call except the person answering is getting broken up with
Christina gave alex a break-up call, i think its coz he over-chicked, he was a right munter
watch this youtube video for an example* http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=xetfB7U_ZeU
byNinja Squids January 17, 2009
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The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.
May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.
Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"
Later that evening......
Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)
byRaul (comes out at night) December 15, 2011
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