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fuck the police
shit the feds are coming... FUCK TWELVE
byxoxlaur January 11, 2017
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(adj.)
1. A term used to describe younger childrenbyteenagers when their actual age is unknown
2. A term used for people who are much older but seem or act as if they are around the age of twelve.
Guy: Did you see my nephew recently? He's like, twelve now.
Girl: I thought he was fourteen!
Girl: Are you listeningtoJustin Bieber? He has some interesting music about real deep stuff like love and romance...
Guy: He can't know about love and romance, he's like, twelve!
byt-t-ten million fireflies April 23, 2010
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The act of drinking three four lokos (the good ones with caffeine in them RIP). Can also be used as any multiple of four (eight loko, sixteen loko, etc.).
Oh man dude! Last night I had a twelve loko...I was so fucked up my friend Matt had to use a heart defibrillator to bring me back to consciousness so that I could finish my studies.
byNumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011
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pronunciationinenglish : '' cock's taste good''
Meaning - twelve months (inEstonian)
Oh, peale kaksteist kuud ma lahkusin. (Estonuan)
Oh, after twelve months i left. (English)
OH, AFTER ''cock taste good'' I left. (English with lil Estonian)
byMiaMaria September 29, 2011
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Afictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.
Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?
Guy #2: Uhh... ELEVENTY-TWELVE!
byJoshamuffin June 20, 2007
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Very similar to a prosta-tot. A 12 year old girl who dresses like a full blown hoochie mama. These are the girls you see walking around the mall in really short skirts, giggling in a group, hoping to talk to guys who can drive a car. When the mall closes and they have finished hoeing around the mall they slip into the mall bathroom to change into parentally approved pants prior to being picked up by there mothers.
Shauna: Check out those little prosta-tots.
Andrew: Yikes! Scandalous outfits!
Shauna: Yeah, those little twelve-teens look like harsh bimbos.
Andrew: If those were my daughters, I'd lock-em up for a month.
byShaunaM March 13, 2013
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Describes a person who is so physically attractive that their presence in the room requires either an acknowledgment that the scale actually goes to 12 or a reduction of two points for every other person in the room.
Did you see that new girl Annika? Serious twelve-factor.
byDroneTwo August 15, 2009
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