De jure is when men in funny wigs say I shouldn't steal your money. De facto is when I punch you and steal your money.

( gmaxwell ) My real concern is that at some point it will be changed from the

globe button which no one sees or clicks on.. to a big flashing "VIEW THE MAP" button on 100,000 enwp articles, and toolserver won't be able to handle the traffic. ;)
( flyingparchment ) nonsense, toolserver can handle all load. it has the

power of greyskull.

I smoked salmon one time, I was out of it for days.

<WBOSITG> wtf is cbs

<Mel> O_o
<MinuteElectron> candaian tv station i think
<MinuteElectron> or us
<Mel> you dont know? O_o
<WBOSITG> I don't
<WBOSITG> I'm Scottish
<Mel> you is O_o
<Mel>er
<WBOSITG> We know nothing
<WBOSITG> Can CBS be deepfried?
<Mel> exactly :D
<Mel>no
<Mel> it cannot

<WBOSITG> then I don't want to know about it

Old Wiki-proverb: two users revert-warring each other is akin to two people taking turns kicking each other in the shins.

* {} flirts with Ceiling_Cat

<ijustam> uh oh

<ijustam> ceiling cat is being hit on by what appears to be a vagina

* [roux] chews on [garden]

<[garden]> noeeeeeeez
<DarkoNeko> [roux] eats grass

<[roux]> No, I smoke that.

<PeterSymonds> I had a really funny incident on the train today.

<PeterSymonds> I was reading my horoscope because I was bored, and it said "you are going to experience grievous bodily harm".
<Until_It_Sleeps> O_O
<PeterSymonds> So I passed it to my friend, who's was "You are angry. Let it out."

<JulianC93> O_O

escape_goat goes outdoors where there is no ceiling so Ceiling_Cat couldn't follow him

<escape_goat> to fap
The359 calls the cops for indecent exposure
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - Roof_cat has his eyes on you
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not roof_cat, tree_cat
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not tree_cat, sky_cat
<escape_goat> well, then you leave me no coice but to FAP IN MY MIND
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - brain_cat is watching you FAP

<escape_goat> jeez, it's worse than living in England

<YourVirginity> Is that a Ceiling_Cat on your ceiling or are you just happy to see me?

* Ceiling_Cat observes Schrodinger_Cat

<Schrodinger_Cat> Ceiling_Cat: O NOES! MY WAVEFUNCTION, YOU COLLAPSED IT!
<Ceiling_Cat> Schrodinger_Cat - if only I had a penny for every time some

pretty girl complained about me collapsing her wave function

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