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Message to you for reverting my junky vandalism you big weenie. Sent on November 1, 2020

I don't understand<br>

Why are you bein' so mean!?<br>

You're a mean, mean man!<br>

You're just jealous of me<br>

'Cause you, you just can't do what I do<br>

So instead of just admitting it<br>

You walk around and say<br>

All kinds of really mean things about me<br>

'Cause you're a meany, a meany<br>

But it's only cause you're really jealous of me<br>

'Cause I'm what you want to be<br>

'So you just look like a idiot<br>

When you say these mean things<br>

'Cause it's too easy to see<br>

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie<br>

Alright listen, I need you to focus<br>

I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important<br>

We are going to perform an experiment of a sort<br>

I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment<br>

Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close em'<br>

You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis<br>

For the next four and a half minutes<br>

We are going to explore into your mind<br>

To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous<br>

Now why do they make you who<br>

Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo<br>

Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening<br>

OK now I need your un-divided attention<br>

Sir I have a question<br>

Why do I always sense this,<br>

Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?<br>

It gets all quiet and whispers<br>

Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?<br>

I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me<br>

Is it just because<br>

You're just jealous of me<br>

Cause you, you just can't do what I do<br>

So instead of just admitting it<br>

You walk around and say<br>

All kinds of really mean things about me<br>

Cause you're a meany, a meany<br>

But it's only cause you're really jealous of me<br>

Cause I'm what you want to be<br>

So you just look like a idiot<br>

When you say these mean things<br>

Cause it's too easy to see<br>

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie<br>

Alright now I, I just flubbed a line<br>

I was going to say something extremely important<br>

But I forgot who or what it was<br>

I fucked up,<br>

Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't<br>

That's just what you wanted to hear from me<br>

Is that I fucked up ain't it?<br>

That I could bust one take<br>

Without lookin' at no paper<br>

It doesn't take a bunch of takes<br>

Or me to stand here in this booth all day<br>

For me to say the truth OK<br>

You're drooling, you have tooth decay<br>

You're mouth is open,<br>

You're disgusting<br>

What the fuck you eat for lunch,<br>

A bunch of sweets or somethin'<br>

What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?<br>

You're tooth is rottin' through the gum<br>

Your breath stinks,<br>

Want to chew some gum?<br>

(Yes I do sir what am I on?)<br>

You sir are on truth serum<br>

[Marshall I'm so jealous of you<br>

Please say you won't tell nobody<br>

I'd be so embarrassed<br>

I'm just absolutely terrified<br>

That someone's gonna find out<br>

Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful<br>

Mean things, is my own insecurities!<br>

You're just jealous of me<br>

Cause you, you just can't do what I do<br>

So instead of just admitting it<br>

You walk around and say<br>

All kinds of really mean things about me<br>

Cause you're a meany, a meany<br>

But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me<br>

Cause I'm what you want to be<br>

So you just look like a idiot<br>

When you say these mean things<br>

Cause it's too easy to see<br>

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie<br>

Alright now we, we're going to conduct<br>

That experiment that we were talking about earlier<br>

Just to see what a frog looks like<br>

When he takes two hits of ecstasy<br>

'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like<br>

Want to check to see? Here's a mirror<br>

Notice the resemblance here?<br>

Wait let me put these sun glasses on<br>

Now look in this mirror, how bout' now<br>

What do you have in common?<br>

You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'<br>

You look like I sound like, singing about weenies<br>

Now take my weenie out of your mouth<br>

This is between me and you<br>

I know you're not happy,<br>

I know you'd much rather see me lying<br>

In the corner of a room somewhere crying<br>

Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying<br>

There's no denying<br>

That my weenie is much bigger than yours is<br>

Mine is like stickin' a banana between 2 oranges<br>

Why are you even doin' this to yourself?<br>

It's pointless,<br>

Why do we have to keep on going through this?<br>

This is torturous<br>

My point is this, that if you say mean things,<br>

You're weenie will shrink<br>

Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just a<br>

You're just jealous of me<br>

'Cause you, you just can't do what I do<br>

So instead of just admitting it<br>

You walk around and say<br>

All kinds of really mean things about me<br>

'Cause you're a meany, a meany<br>

But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me<br>

Cause I'm what you want to be<br>

So you just look like a idiot<br>

When you say these mean things<br>

'Cause it's too easy to see<br>

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie