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Someone posted that he had a futon for sale, so I responded with this
message.
The futon is the elementary particle of the hack field. If you have
succeeded in isolating a futon, have you measured its properties? For
instance, what is its mass? Did you ever experience a magnetic moment
on it and get a charge? Does it appear strange? Does it have
charm? Has it been slepton? Can it interact with Schrodinger's cat
to create virtual muons?
If you intend to sell the futon, I think you ought to tell potential
buyers what its half-life is, and what it decays into. Pillows and
sheets? Some nearly massless bedbugs?
On the other hand, if it's a stable futon, what kind of animals were
using it, and did they associate any dark matter with it?
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