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Title: Eli
       First published in the "Century Magazine"

Author: Heman White Chaplin

Release Date: October 12, 2007 [EBook #23005]
Last Updated: March 8, 2018

Language: English

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ELI  

By Heman White Chaplin 

1887 

First published in the  Century Magazine. 






Contents  

I.

II.

III.















I.  


Under a boat, high and dry at low tide, on the beach, John Wood was seated  in the sand, sheltered from the sun in the boat's shadow, absorbed in the  laying on of verdigris. The dull, worn color was rapidly giving place to a  brilliant, shining green. Occasionally a scraper, which lay by, was taken  up to remove the last trace of a barnacle.  

It was Wood's boat, but he was not a boatman; he painted cleverly, but he  was not a painter. He kept the brown store under the elms of the main  street, now hot and still, where at this-moment his blushing sister was  captivating the heart of an awkward farmer's boy as she sold him a pair of  striped suspenders.  

As the church clock struck the last of twelve decided blows, three  children came rushing out of the house on the bank above the beach. It was  one of those deceptive New England cottages, weather-worn without, but  bright and bountifully home-like within,with its trim parlor, proud  of a cabinet organ; with its front hall, now cooled by the light  sea-breeze drifting through the blind-door, where a tall clock issued its  monotonous call to a siesta on the rattan lounge; with its spare room,  open now, opposite the parlor, and now, too, drawing in the salt air  through close-shut blinds, in anticipation of the joyful arrival this  evening of Sister Sarah, with her little brood, from the city.  

The children scampered across the road, and then the eldest hushed the  others and sent a little brother ahead to steal, barefoot, along the  shining sea-weed to his father.  

The plotted surprise appeared to succeed completely. The painter was  seized by the ears from behind, and captured.  

Guess who 's here, or you can't get up, said the infant captor.  

It 's Napoleon Bonaparte; don't joggle, said his father, running a brush  steadily along the water-line.  

No! no! no! with shouts of laughter from the whole attacking party.  

Then it's Captain Ezekiel.  

This excited great merriment: Captain Ezekiel was an aged, purblind man,  who leaned on a cane.  

After attempts to identify the invaderwith the tax-collector come  for taxes, then with the elderly minister making a pastoral call, with the  formal schoolmaster, and with Samuel J. Tildenthe victim reached  over his shoulder, and, seizing the assailant by a handful of calico  jacket, brought him around, squirming, before him.  

Now, he said, I 'll give you a coat of verdigris. (Great applause from  the reserve force behind.)  

I suppose Mother sent you to say dinner's ready, said the father, rising  and surveying the green bottom of the boat. I must eat quick, so as to do  the other side before half-flood.  

And with a child on each shoulder, and the third pushing him from behind  with her head, he marched toward the vine-covered kitchen, where, between  two opposite netted doors, the table was trimly set.  

Father, you look like a mermaid, with your green hands, said his wife,  laughing, as she handed him the spirits of turpentine. A woman could  paint that boat, in a light dress, and not get a spot on her.  

He smiled good-naturedly: he never spoke much.  

I guess Louise won't have much trade today, said his wife, as they all  sat down; it's so hot in the sun that everybody 'll wait till night. But  she has her tatting-work to do, and she 's got a book, too, that she  wanted to finish.  

Her husband nodded, and ate away.  

Oh, can't we go up street and see her, this afternoon? said one of the  children.  

Who can that be? said the mother, as an elderly, half-official-looking  man stopped his horse at the front gate and alighted. The man left the  horse unchecked to browse by the roadside, and came to the door.  

Oh, it 's you, Captain Nourse, said Wood, rising to open the netting  door, and holding out his hand. Come to summons me as a witness in  something about the bank case, I suppose. Let me introduce Captain Nourse,  Mary, he said, deputy sheriff. Sit down, Captain, and have some dinner  with us.  

No, I guess I won't set, said the captain. I cal'lated not to eat till  I got home, in the middle o' the afternoon. No, I 'll set down in eye-shot  of the mare, and read the paper while you eat.  

I hope they don't want me to testify anywhere to-day, said Wood;  because my boat's half verdigris'd, and I want to finish her this  afternoon.  

No testimony to-day, said the captain. Hi! hi! Kitty! he called to the  mare, as she began to meander across the road; and he went out to a tree  by the front fence, and sat down on a green bench, beside a work-basket  and a half-finished child's dress, and read the country paper which he had  taken from the office as he came along.  

After dinner Wood went out bareheaded, and leaned on the fence by the  captain. His wife stood just inside the door, looking out at them.  

The bank case was the great sensation of the town, and Wood was one of  the main witnesses, for he had been taking the place of the absent cashier  when the safe was broken open and rifled to the widespread distress of  depositors and stockholders, and the ruin of Hon. Edward Clark, the  president. Wood had locked the safe on the afternoon before the eventful  night, and had carried home the key with him, and he was to testify to the  contents of the safe as he had left it.  

I guess they 're glad they 've got such a witness as John, said his wife  to herself, as she looked at him fondly, and I guess they think there  won't be much doubt about what he says.  

Well, Captain, said Wood, jocosely, breaking a spear of grass to bits in  his fingers, I did n't know but you 'd come to arrest me.  

The captain calmly smiled as only a man can smile who has been accosted  with the same humorous remark a dozen times a day for twenty years. He  folded his paper carefully, put it in his pocket, took off his spectacles  and put them in their silver case, took a red silk handkerchief from his  hat, wiped his face, and put the handkerchief back. Then he said shortly,  

That's what I have come for.  

Wood, still leaning on the fence, looked at him, and said nothing.  

That's just what I 've come for, said Captain Nourse. I 've got to  arrest you; here's the warrant. And he handed it to him.  

What does this mean? said Wood. I can't make head or tail of this.  

Well, said the captain, the long and short is, these high-toned  detectives that they 've hed down from town, seein' as our own force was  n't good enough, allow that the safe was unlocked with a key, in due form,  and then the lock was broke afterward, to look as if it had been forced  open. They 've hed the foreman of the safe-men down, too, and he says the  same thing. Naturally, the argument is, there was only two keys in  existence,one was safe with the president of the bank, and is about  all he 's got to show out of forty years' savings; the only other one you  hed: consequently, it heaves it onto you.  

I see, said Wood. I will go with you. Do you want to come into the  house with me while I get my coat?  

Well, I suppose I must keep you in sight,now you know.  

And they went into the house.  

Mary, said her husband, the folks that lost by Clark when the bank  broke have been at him until he 's felt obliged to pitch on somebody, and  he's pitched on me; and Captain Nourse has come to arrest me. I shall get  bail before long.  

She said nothing, and did not shed a tear till he was gone.  

But then  







II.  


Wide wastes of salt-marsh to the right, imprisoning the upland with a vain  promise of infinite liberty, and, between low, distant sandhills, a rim of  sea. Stretches of pine woods behind, shutting in from the great outer  world, and soon to darken into evening gloom. Ploughed fields and  elm-dotted pastures to the left, and birch-lined roads leading by white  farm-houses to the village, all speaking of cheer and freedom to the  prosperous and the happy, but to the unfortunate and the indebted, of  meshes invisible but strong as steel. But, before, no lonesome marshes, no  desolate forest, no farm or village street, but the free blue ocean,  rolling and tumbling still from the force of an expended gale.  

In the open doorway of a little cottage, warmed by the soft slanting rays  of the September sun, a rough man, burnt and freckled, was sitting, at his  feet a net, engaged upon some handiwork which two little girls were  watching. Close by him lay a setter, his nose between his paws.  Occasionally the man raised his eyes to scan the sea.  

There's Joel, he said, comin' in around the Bar. Not much air stirrin'  now!  

Then he turned to his work again.  

First, you go sofash', he said to the children, as he drew a  thread; then you go sofash'.  

And as he worked he made a great show of labor, much to their diversion.  

But the sight of Joel's broad white sail had not brought pleasant thoughts  to his mind; for Joel had hailed him, off the Shoal, the afternoon before,  and had obligingly offered to buy his fish right there, and so let him go  directly home, omitting to mention that sudden jump of price due to an  empty market.  

Wonder what poor man he 's took a dollar out of to-day! Well, I s'pose  it's all right: those that 's got money, want money.  

What be you, Eliganging on hooks? said Aunt Patience, as she  tiptoed into the kitchen behind him, from his wife's sick-room, and softly  closed the door after her.  

No, said the elder of the children; he 's mending our stockings, and  showing me how.  

Well, you do have a hard time, don't you? said Aunt Patience, looking  down over his shoulder; to slave and tug and scrape to get a house over  your head, and then to have to turn square 'round, and stay to home with a  sick woman, and eat all into it with mortgages!  

Oh, well, he said, we 'll fetch, somehow.  

Aunt Patience went to the glass, and holding a black pin in her mouth,  carefully tied the strings of her sun-bonnet.  

Anyway, she says, you take it good-natured. Though if there is one  thing that's harder than another, it is to be good-natured all the time,  without being aggravating. I have known men that was so awfully  good-natured that they was harder to live with than if they was cross!  

And without specifying further, she opened her plaid parasol and stepped  out at the porch.  

Though, on this quiet afternoon of Saturday, the peace of the approaching  Sabbath seemed already brooding over the little dwelling, peace had not  lent her hand to the building of the home. Every foot of land, every  shingle, every nail, had been wrung from the reluctant sea. Every voyage  had contributed something. It was a great day when Eli was able to buy the  land. Then, between two voyages, he dug a cellar and laid a foundation;  then he saved enough to build the main part of the cottage and to finish  the front room, lending his own hand to the work. Then he used to get  letters at every port, telling of progress,how Lizzie, his wife,  had adorned the front room with a bright ninepenny paper, of which a  little piece was enclosed,which he kept as a sort of charm about  him and exhibited to his friends; how she and her little brother had  lathed the entry and the kitchen, and how they had set out blackberry  vines from the woods. Then another letter told of a surprise awaiting him  on his return; and, in due time, coming home as third mate from Hong-Kong  to a seaman's tumultuous welcome, he had found that a great, good-natured  mason, with whose sick child his wife had watched night after night, had  appeared one day with lime and hair and sand, and in white raiment, and  had plastered the entry and the kitchen, and finished a room upstairs.  

And so, for years, at home and on the sea, at New York and at Valparaiso  and in the Straits of Malacca, the little house and the little family  within it had grown into the fibre of Eli's heart. Nothing had given him  more delight than to meet, in the strange streets of Calcutta or before  the Mosque of Omar, some practical Yankee from Stonington or Machias, and,  whittling to discuss with him, among the turbans of the Orient, the  comparative value of shaved and of sawed shingles, or the economy of  Swedes-iron nails, and to go over with him the estimates and plans which  he had worked out in his head under all the constellations of the skies.  

The supper things were cleared away. The children had said good-night and  gone to bed, and Eli had been sitting for an hour by his wife's bedside.  He had had to tax his patience and ingenuity heavily during the long  months that she had lain there to entertain her for a little while in the  evening, after his hard, wet day's work. He had been talking now of the  coming week, when he was to serve upon the jury in the adjoining  county-town.  

I cal'late I can come home about every night, he said, and it 'll be  quite a change, at any rate.  

But you don't seem so cheerful about it as I counted you would be, said  his wife. Are you afraid you'll have to be on the bank case?  

Not much! he answered. No trouble 'n that case! Jury won't leave their  seats. These city fellers 'll find they 've bit off more 'n they can chew  when they try to figure out John Wood done that. I only hope I 'll have  the luck to be on that caseall hands on the jury whisper together a  minute, and then clear him, right on the spot, and then shake hands with  him all 'round!  

But something is worrying you, she said. What is it? You have looked it  since noon.  

Oh, nothin', he repliedonly George Cahoon came up to-noon to say  that he was goin' West next week, and that he would have to have that  money he let me have awhile ago. And where to get itI don't know.  







III.  


The court-room was packed. John Wood's trial was drawing to its close. Eli  was on the jury. Some one had advised the prosecuting attorney, in a  whisper, to challenge him, but he had shaken his head and said,  

Oh, I could n't afford to challenge him for that; it would only leak out,  and set the jury against me. I 'll risk his standing out against this  evidence.  

The trial had been short. It had been shown how the little building of the  bank had been entered. Skilled locksmiths from the city had testified that  the safe was opened with a key, and that the lock was broken afterward,  from the inside, plainly to raise the theory of a forcible entry by  strangers.  

It had been proved that the only key in existence, not counting that kept  by the president, was in the possession of Wood, who was filling, for a  few days, the place of the cashierthe president's brotherin  his absence. It had been shown that Wood was met, at one o'clock of the  night in question, crossing the fields toward his home, from the direction  of the bank, with a large wicker basket slung over his shoulders,  returning, as he had said, from eel-spearing in Harlow's Creek; and there  was other circumstantial evidence.  

Mr. Clark, the president of the bank, had won the sympathy of every one by  the modest way in which, with his eye-glasses in his hand, he had  testified to the particulars of the loss which had left him penniless, and  had ruined others whose little all was in his hands. And then in reply to  the formal question, he had testified, amid roars of laughter from the  court-room, that it was not he who robbed the safe. At this, even the  judge and Wood's lawyer had not restrained a smile.  

This had left the guilt with Wood. His lawyer, an inexperienced young  attorney,who had done more or less business for the bank and would  hardly have ventured to defend this case but that the president had kindly  expressed his entire willingness that he should do so,had, of  course, not thought it worth while to cross-examine Mr. Clark, and had  directed his whole argument against the theory that the safe had been  opened with a key, and not by strangers. But he had felt all through that,  as a man politely remarked to him when he finished, he was only butting  his head ag'in a stone wall.  

And while he was arguing, a jolly-looking old lawyer had written, in the  fly-leaf of a law-book on his knee, and had passed with a wink to a young  man near him who had that very morning been admitted to the bar, these  lines:  
     “When callow Blackstones soar too high,
     Quit common-sense, and reckless fly,
     Soon, Icarus-like, they headlong fall,
     And down come client, case, and all.”
 

The district-attorney had not thought it worth while to expend much  strength upon his closing argument; but being a jovial stump-speaker, of a  wide reputation within narrow limits, he had not been able to refrain from  making merry over Wood's statement that the basket which he had been seen  bearing home, on the eventful night, was a basket of eels.  

Fine eels those, gentlemen! We have seen gold-fish and silver-fish, but  golden eels are first discovered by this defendant The apostle, in Holy  Writ, caught a fish with a coin in its mouth; but this man leaves the  apostle in the dim distance when he finds eels that are all money. No  storied fisherman of Bagdad, catching enchanted princes disguised as  fishes in the sea, ever hooked such a treasure as this defendant hooked  when he hooked that basket of eels! [Rustling appreciation of the jest  among the jury.] If a squirming, twisting, winding, wriggling eel,  gentlemen, can be said at any given moment to have a back, we may  distinguish this new-found species as the greenback eel. It is a common  saying that no man can hold an eel and remain a Christian. I should like  to have viewed the pious equanimity of this good man when he laid his  hands on that whole bed of eels. In happy, barefoot boyhood, gentlemen, we  used to find mud-turtles marked with initials or devices cut in their  shells; but what must have been our friend's surprise to find, in the  muddy bed of Harlow's Creek, eels marked with a steel-engraving of the  landing of Columbus and the signature of the Register of the Treasury! I  hear that a corporation is now being formed by the title of The Harlow's  Creek Greenback National Bank-bill Eel-fishing Company, to follow up, with  seines and spears, our worthy friend's discovery! I learn that the news of  this rich placer has spread to the golden mountains of the West, and that  the exhausted intellects which have been reduced to such names for their  mines as 'The Tombstone,' 'The Red Dog,' the 'Mrs. E. J. Parkhurst,' are  likely now to flood us with prospectuses of the 'Eel Mine,' 'The Flat  Eel,' 'The Double Eel,' and then, when they get ready to burst upon  confiding friends, 'The Consolidated Eels.'  

It takes but little to make a school or a court-room laugh, and the speech  had appeared to give a good deal of amusement to the listeners.  

To all?  

Did it amuse that man who sat, with folded arms, harsh and rigid, at the  dock? Did it divert that white-faced woman, cowering in a corner,  listening as in a dream?  

The judge now charged the jury briefly. It was unnecessary for him, he  said, to recapitulate evidence of so simple a character. The chief  question for the jury was as to the credibility of the witnesses. If the  witnesses for the prosecution were truthful and were not mistaken, the  inference of guilt seemed inevitable; this the defendant's counsel had  conceded. The defendant had proved a good reputation; upon that point  there was only this to be said: that, while such evidence was entitled to  weight, yet, on the other hand, crimes involving a breach of trust could,  from their very nature, be committed only by persons whose good  reputations secured them positions of trust.  

The jury-room had evidently not been furnished by a ring. It had a long  table for debate, twelve hard chairs for repose, twelve spittoons for  luxury, and a clock.  

The jury sat in silence for a few moments, as old Captain Nourse, who had  them in his keeping, and eyed them as if he was afraid that he might lose  one of them in a crack and be held accountable on his bond, rattled away  at the unruly lock. Looking at them then, you would have seen faces all of  a New England cast but one. There was a tall, powerful negro called George  Washington, a man well known in this county town, to which he had come, as  driftwood from the storm of war, in '65. Some of the boys had heard him,  in a great prayer-meeting in Washingtona city which he always spoke  of as his namesakeat the time of the great review, say, in his  strong voice, with that pathetic quaver in it: Like as de parched an'  weary traveller hangs his harp upon de winder, an' sighs for oysters in de  desert, so I longs to res' my soul an' my foot in Mass'-chusetts; and  they were so delighted with him that they invited him on the spot to go  home with them, and took up a collection to pay his fare; and so he was a  public character. As for his occupation,when the census-taker, with  a wink to the boys in the store, had asked him what it was, he had said,  in that same odd tone: Putties up glass a littlewhitewashes a  little and, when the man had made a show of writing all that down,  preaches a little. He might have said, preaches a big, for you could  hear him half a mile away.  

The foreman was a retired sea-captain. Good cap'nCap'n Thomas,  one of his neighbors had said of him. Allers gits good shipsnever  hez to go huntin' 'round for a vessel. But it is astonishin' what  differences they is! Now there 's Cap'n A. K. P. Bassett, down to the West  Harbor. You let it git 'round that Cap'n A. K. P. is goin' off on a Chiny  voyage, and you 'll see half a dozen old shays to once-t, hitched all  along his fence of an arternoon, and wimmen inside the house, to git Cap'n  A. K. P. to take their boys. But you let Cap'n Thomas give out that he  wants boys, and he hez to glean 'emfrom the poor-house, and from  step-mothers, and where he can: the women knows! Still, he added, Cap'n  Thomas 's a good cap'n. I've nothin' to say ag'in him. He's smart!  

Gentlemen, said the foreman, when the officer, at last, had securely  locked them in, shall we go through the formality of a ballot? If the  case were a less serious one, we might have rendered a verdict in our  seats.  

What's the use foolin' 'round ballotin'? said a thick-set butcher.  Ain't we all o' one mind?  

It is for you to say, gentlemen, said the foreman. I should n't want to  have it go abroad that we had not acted formally, if there was any one  disposed to cavil.  

Mr. Speaker, said George Washington, rising and standing in the attitude  of Webster, I rises to appoint to order. We took ballast in de prior  cases, and why make flesh of one man an' a fowl of another?  

Very well, said the foreman, a trifle sharply; 'the longest way round  is the shortest way home.'  

Twelve slips of paper were handed out, to be indorsed guilty, for form.  They were collected in a hat and the foreman told them overjust  for form. 'Guilty,' 'guilty,' 'guilty,' 'guilty,'wait a minute,  he said, here is a mistake. Here is one 'not guilty'whose is  this?  

There was a pause.  

Whose is it? said the foreman, sharply.  

Eli turned a little red.  

It's mine, he said.  

Do you mean it? said the foreman.  

Of course I mean it, he answered.  

Whew! whistled the foreman. Very well, sir; we'll have an  understanding, then. This case is proved to the satisfaction of every man  who heard it, I may safely say, but one. Will that one please state the  grounds of his opinion?  

I ain't no talker, said Eli, but I ain't satisfied he 's guiltythat's  all.  

Don't you believe the witnesses?  

Mostly.  

Which one don't you believe?  

I can't say. I don't believe he's guilty.  

Is there one that you think lied?  

No answer.  

Now it seems to me said a third juryman.  

One thing at a time, gentlemen, said the foreman. Let us wait for an  answer from Mr. Smith. Is there any one that you think lied? We will wait,  gentlemen, for an answer.  

There was a long pause. The trial seemed to Eli Smith to have shifted from  the court to this shabby room, and he was now the culprit.  

All waited for him; all eyes were fixed upon him.  

The clock ticked loud! Eli counted the seconds. He knew the determination  of the foreman.  

The silence became intense.  

I want to say my say, said a short man in a pea-jacket,a retired  San Francisco pilot, named Eldridge. I entertain no doubt the man is  guilty. At the same time, I allow for differences of opinion. I don't know  this man that's voted 'not guilty,' but he seems to be a well-meaning man.  I don't know his reasons; probably he don't understand the case. I should  like to have the foreman tell the evidence over, so as if he don't see it  clear, he can ask questions, and we can explain.  

I second de motion, said George Washington.  

There was a general rustle of approval.  

I move it, said the pilot, encouraged.  

Very well, Mr. Eldridge, said the foreman. If there is no objection, I  will state the evidence, and if there is any loop-hole, I will trouble Mr.  Smith to suggest it as I go along; and he proceeded to give a summary of  the testimony, with homely force.  

Now, sir? he said, when he had finished.  

I move for another ballot, said Mr. Eldridge.  

The result was the same. Eli had voted not guilty.  

Mr. Smith, said the foreman, this must be settled in some way. This is  no child's play. You can't keep eleven men here, trifling with them,  giving no pretence of a reason.  

I have n't no reasons, only that I don't believe he 's guilty, said Eli.  I 'm not goin' to vote a man into State's-prison, when I don't believe he  done it, and he rose and walked to the window and looked out. It was low  tide. There was a broad stretch of mud in the distance, covered with boats  lying over disconsolate. A driving storm had emptied the streets. He beat  upon the rain-dashed glass a moment with his fingers, and then he sat down  again.  

Well, sir, said the foreman, this is singular conduct. What do you  propose to do?  

Silence.  

I suppose you realize that the rest of us are pretty rapidly forming a  conclusion on this matter, said the foreman.  

Come! come! said Mr. Eldridge; don't be quite so hard on him, Captain.  Now, Mr. Smith, he said, standing up with his hands in his coat-pockets  and looking at Eli, we know that there often is crooked sticks on juries,  that hold out alonethat's to be expected; but they always argue,  and stand to it the rest are fools, and all that. Now, all is, we don't  see why you don't sort of argue, if you 've got reasons satisfactory to  you. Come, now, he added, walking up to Eli, and resting one foot on the  seat of his chair, why don't you tell it over? and if we 're wrong, I 'm  ready to join you.  

Eli looked up at him.  

Did n't you ever know, he said, of a man's takin' a cat off, to lose,  that his little girl did n't want drownded, and leavin' him ashore, twenty  or thirty miles, bee-line, from home, and that cat's bein' back again the  next day, purrin' 'round 's if nothin' had happened?  

Yes, said Mr. Eldridgeknew of just such a case.  

Very well, said Eli; how does he find his way home?  

Don't know, said Mr. Eldridge; always has been a standing mystery to  me.  

Well, said Eli, mark my words. There's such a thing as arguin', and  there 's such a thing as knowin' outright; and when you 'll tell me how  that cat inquires his way home, I '11 tell you how I know John Wood ain't  guilty.  

This made a certain sensation, and Eli's stock went up.  

An old, withered man rapped on the table.  

That's so! he said; and there's other sing'lar things! How is it that a  seafarin' man, that 's dyin' to home, will allers die on the ebbtide? It  never fails, but how does it happen? Tell me that! And there's more ways  than one of knowin' things, too!  

I know that man ain't guilty, said Eli.  

Hark ye! said a dark old man with a troubled face, rising and pointing  his finger toward Eli. Know, you say? I knew, wunst. I knew  that my girl, my only child, was good. One night she went off with a  married man that worked in my store, and stole my moneyand where is  she now? And then he added, What I know is, that every man hes  his price. I hev mine, and you hev yourn!  

'Xcuse me, Mr. Speaker, said George Washington, rising with his hand in  his bosom; as de question is befo' us, I wish to say that de las' bro'  mus' have spoken under 'xcitement. Every man don' have his price!  An' I hope de bro' will recantlike as de Psalmist goes out o' his  way to say 'In my haste I said, All men are liars.' He was a very  busy man, de Psalmistwritin' down hymns all day, sharpen'n' his  lead-pencil, bossin' 'roun' de choircallin' Selah! Well, bro'n an'  sisters both arms going out, and his voice going up one  day, seems like, he was in gre't hastegot to finish a psalm for a  monthly concert, or suchand some man in-corrupted him, and lied;  and bein' in gre't hasteand a little old Adam in himhe says,  right off, quick: 'All men are liars!' But see! When he gits a  little time to set back and meditate, he says: 'Dis won' dodere's  Moses an' Job, an' Pauldey ain't liars!' An' den he don' sneak out,  and 'low he said, 'All men is lions,' or such. No! de Psalmist ain't no  such man; but he owns up, 'an 'xplains. 'In my haste,' he says, 'I  said it.'  

The foreman rose and rapped.  

I await a motion, said he, if our friend will allow me the privilege of  speaking.  

Mr. Washington calmly bowed.  

Then the foreman, when nobody seemed disposed to move, speaking slowly at  first, and piecemeal, alternating language with smoke, gradually edged  into the current of the evidence, and ended by going all over it again,  with fresh force and point. His cigar glowed and chilled in the darkening  room as he talked.  

Now, he said, when he had drawn all the threads together to the point of  guilt, what are we going to do upon this evidence?  

I 'll tell you something, said Eli. I did n't want to say it because I  know what you 'll all think, but I 'll tell you, all the same.  

Ah! said the foreman.  

Eli stood up and faced the others.  

'Most all o' you know what our Bar is in a southeast gale. They ain't a  man here that would dare to try and cross it when the sea's breakin' on  it. The man that says he would, lies! And he looked at the foreman, and  waited a moment.  

When my wife took sick, and I stopped goin' to sea, two year ago, and  took up boat-fishin', I did n't know half as much about the coast as the  young boys do, and one afternoon it was blowin' a gale, and we was all  hands comin' in, and passin' along the Bar to go sheer 'round it to the  west'ard, and Captain Fred Cookhe's short-sightedgot on to  the Bar before he knew it, and then he hed to go ahead, whether or no; and  I was right after him, and I s'posed he knew, and I followed him. Well, he  was floated over, as luck was, all right; but when I 'd just got on the  Bar, a roller dropped back and let my bowsprit down into the sand, and  then come up quicker'n lightnin' and shouldered the boat over, t' other  end first, and slung me into the water; and when I come up, I see  somethin' black, and there was John Wood's boat runnin' by me before the  wind with a rushand 'fore I knew an'thing, he had me by the hair by  one hand, and in his boat, and we was over the Bar. Now, I tell you, a man  that looks the way I saw him look when I come over the gunwale, face up,  don't go 'round breakin' in and hookin' things. He hed n't one chance in  five, and he was a married man, too, with small children. And what's  more, he added incautiously, he did n't stop there. When he found out,  this last spring, that I was goin' to lose my place, he lent me money  enough to pay the interest that was overdue on the mortgage, of his own  accord.  

And he stopped suddenly.  

You have certainly explained yourself, said the foreman. I think we  understand you distinctly.  

There is n't one word of truth in that idea, said Eli, flushing up, and  you know it. I 've paid him back every cent. I know him better 'n any of  you, that's all, and when I know he ain't guilty, I won't say he is; and I  can set here as long as any other man.  

Lively times some folks 'll hev, when they go home, said a spare  tin-pedler, stroking his long yellow goatee. Go into the store: nobody  speak to you; go to cattle-show: everybody follow you 'round; go to the  wharf: nobody weigh your fish; go to buy seed-cakes to the cart: baker  won't give no tick.  

How much does it cost, Mr. Foreman, said the butcher, for a man 't 's  obliged to leave town, to move a family out West? I only ask for  information. I have known a case where a man had to leavecould n't  live there no longerwa' n't wanted.  

There was a knock. An officer, sent by the judge, inquired whether the  jury were likely soon to agree.  

It rests with you, sir, said the foreman, looking at Eli.  

But Eli sat doggedly with his hands in his pockets, and did not look up or  speak.  

Say to the judge that I cannot tell, said the foreman.  

It was eight o'clock when the officer returned, with orders to take the  jury across the street to the hotel, to supper. They went out in pairs,  except that the juryman who was left to fall in with Eli made three with  the file ahead, and left Eli to walk alone. This was noticed by the  bystanders. At the hotel, Eli could not eat a mouthful. He was seated at  one end of the table, and was left entirely out of the conversation. When  the jury were escorted back to the courthouse, rumors had evidently begun  to arise from his having walked alone, for there was quite a little crowd  at the hotel door, to see them. They went as before: four pairs, a file of  three, and Eli alone. Then the spectators understood it.  

When the jury were locked into their room again for the night, Mr.  Eldridge sat down by Eli and lit his pipe.  

I understand, he said, just how you feel. Now, between you and me,  there was a good-hearted fellow that kept me out of a bad mess once. I 've  never told anybody just what it was, and I don't mean to tell you now, but  it brought my blood up standing, to find how near I 'd come to putting a  fine steamer and two hundred and forty passengers under water. Well, one  day, a year or so after that, this man had a chance to get a good ship,  only there was some talk against him, that he drank a little. Well, the  owners told him they wanted to see me, and he come to me, and says he,  'Mr. Eldridge, I hope you 'll speak a good word for me; if you do, I 'll  get the ship, but if they refuse me this one, I 'm dished everywhere.'  Well, the owners put me the square question, and I had to tell 'em. Well,  I met him that afternoon on Sacramento Street, as white as a sheet, and he  would n't speak to me, but passed right by, and that night he went and  shipped before the mast. That's the last I ever heard of him; but I had to  do it. Now, he added, this man 's been good to you; but the case is  proved, and you ought to vote with the rest of us.  

It ain't proved, said Eli. The judge said that if any man had a  reasonable doubt, he ought to hold out. Now, I ain't convinced.  

Well, that 's easy said, replied Mr. Eldridge, a little hotly, and he  arose, and left him.  

The jurymen broke up into little knots, tilted their chairs back, and  settled into the easiest positions that their cramped quarters allowed.  Most of them lit their pipes; the captain, and one or two whom he honored,  smoked fragrant cigars, and the room was soon filled with a dense cloud.  

Eli sat alone by the window.  

Sometimes sell two at one house, said a lank book-agent, arousing  himself from a reverie; once sold three.  

I think the Early Rose is about as profitable as any, said a little  farmer, with a large circular beard. I used to favor Jacobs's Seedling,  but they have n't done so well with me of late years.  

Sometimes, said the book-agent, picking his teeth with a quill, you 'll  go to a house, and they 'll say they can't be induced to buy a book of any  kind, historical, fictitious, or religious; but you just keep on talking,  and show the pictures'Grant in Boyhood,' 'Grant a Tanner,' Grant at  Head-quarters,' 'Grant in the White House,' 'Grant before Queen Victoria,'  and they warm up, I tell you, and not infrequently buy.  

Do you sell de 'Illustrated Bible', asked Washington, wid de  Hypocrypha?  

No; I have a more popular treatisethe 'Illustrated History of the  Bible.' Greater variety. Brings in the surrounding nations, in costume.  Cloth, three dollars; sheep, three-fifty; half calf, five-seventy-five;  full morocco, gilt edges, seven-fifty. Six hundred and seven illustrations  on wood and steel. Three different engravings of Abraham alone. Four of  Noah,'Noah before the Flood,' 'Noah Building the Ark,' 'Noah  Welcoming the Dove,' 'Noah on Ararat,' Steel engraving of Ezekiel's Wheel,  explaining prophecy. Jonah under the gourd, Nineveh in the distance.  

Mr. Eldridge and Captain Thomas had drifted into a discussion of harbors,  and the captain had drawn his chair up to the table, and, with a cigar in  his mouth, was explaining an ingeniously constructed foreign harbor. He  was making a rough sketch, with a pen.  

Here is north, he said; here is the coastline; here are the flats; here  are the sluicegates; they store the water here, in  

Some of the younger men had their heads together, in a corner, about the  tin-pedler, who was telling stories of people he had met in his journeys,  which brought out repeated bursts of laughter.  

In the corner farthest from Eli, a delicate-looking man began to tell the  butcher about Eli's wife.  

Twelve years ago this fall, he said, I taught district-school in the  parish where she lived. She was about fourteen then. Her father was a poor  farmer, without any faculty. Her mother was dead, and she kept house. I  stayed there one week, boarding 'round.  

Prob'ly did n't git not much of any fresh meat that week, suggested the  butcher.  

She never said much, but it used to divert me to see her order around her  big brothers, just as if she was their mother. She and I got to be great  friends; but she was a queer piece. One day at school the girls in her row  were communicating, and annoying me, while the third class was reciting in  'First Steps in Numbers,' and I was so incensed that I called Lizziethat's  her nameright out, and had her stand up for twenty minutes. She was  a shy little thing, and set great store by perfect marks. I saw that she  was troubled a good deal, to have all of them looking and laughing at her.  But she stood there, with her hands folded behind her, and not a smile or  a word.  

Look out for a sullen cow, said the butcher.  

I felt afraid I had been too hasty with her, and I was rather sorry I had  been so decidedalthough, to be sure, she did n't pretend to deny  that she had been communicating.  

Of course, said the butcher: no use lyin' when you 're caught in the  act.  

Well, after school, she stayed at her desk, fixing her dinner-pail, and  putting her books in a strap, and all that, till all the rest had gone,  and then she came up to my desk, where I was correcting compositions.  

Now for music! said the butcher.  

She had been crying a little. Well, she looked straight in my face, and  said she, 'Mr. Pollard, I just wanted to say to you that I was n't doing  anything at all when you called me up;' and off she went. Now, that was  just like her,too proud to say a word before the school.  

But here his listener's attention was diverted by the voice of the  book-agent.  

The very best Bible for teachers, of course, is the limp-cover, protected  edges, full Levant morocco, Oxford, silk-sewed, kid-lined, Bishop's  Divinity Circuit, with concordance, maps of the Holy Land, weights,  measures, and money-tables of the Jews. Nothing like having a really  

And so, said the captain, moving back his chair, they let on the whole  head of water, and scour out the channel to a T.  

And then he rapped upon the table.  

Gentlemen, he said, please draw your chairs up, and let us take another  ballot.  

The count resulted as before.  

The foreman muttered something which had a scriptural sound. In a few  moments he drew Mr. Eldridge and two others aside. Gentlemen, he said to  them, I shall quietly divide the jury into watches, under your charge:  ten can sleep, while one wakes to keep Mr. Smith discussing the question.  I don't propose to have the night wasted.  

And, by one man or another, Eli was kept awake.  

I don't see, said the book-agent, why you should feel obliged to stick  it out any longer. Of course, you are under obligations. But you 've done  more than enough already, so as that he can't complain of you, and if you  give in now, everybody 'll give you credit for trying to save your friend,  on the one hand, and, on the other hand, for giving in to the evidence. So  you 'll get credit both ways.  

An hour later, the tin-pedler came on duty. He had not followed closely  the story about John Wood's loan, and had got it a little awry.  

Now, how foolish you be, he said, in a confidential tone. Can't you see  that if you cave in now, after stan'n' out nine hoursand he looked  at a silver watch with a brass chain, and stroked his goateenine  hours and twenty-seven minutesthat you 've made jest rumpus enough  so as't he won't dare to foreclose on you, for fear they 'll say you went  back on a trade. On t' other hand, if you hold clear out, he'll turn you  out-o'-doors to-morrow, for a blind, so 's to look as if there wa' n't no  trade between you. Once he gits off, he won't know Joseph, you bet! That's  what I 'd do, he added, with a sly laugh. Take your uncle's advice.  

The only trouble with that, said Eli, shortly, is that I don't owe him  anything.  

Oh, said the pedler; that makes a difference. I understood you did.  

Three o'clock came, and brought Mr. El-dridge. He found Eli worn out with  excitement.  

Now, I don't judge you the way the others do, said Mr. Eldridge, in a  low tone, with his hand on Eli's knee. I know, as I told you, just the  way you feel. But we can't help such things. Suppose, now, that I had kept  dark, and allowed to the owners that that man was always sober, and I had  heard, six months after, of thirty or forty men going to the bottom  because the captain was a little off his base; and then to think of their  wives and children at home. We have to do some hard things; but I say, do  the square thing, and let her slide.  

But I can't believe he 's guilty, said Eli.  

But don't you allow, said Mr. Eldridge, that eleven men are more sure  to hit it right than one man?  

Yes, said Eli, reluctantly, as a general thing.  

Well, there's always got to be some give to a jury, just as in everything  else, and you ought to lay right down on the rest of us. It is n't as if  we were at all squirmish. Now, you know that if you hold out, he 'll be  tried again.  

Yes, I suppose so.  

Got to beno other way, said Mr. Eldridge. Now, the next time,  there won't be anybody like you to stand out, and the judge 'll know of  this scrape, and he'll just sock it to him.  

Eli turned uneasily in his chair.  

And then it won't be understood in your place, and folks 'll turn against  you every way, and, what's worse, let you alone.  

I can stand it, said Eli, angrily. Let 'em do as they like. They can't  kill me.  

They can kill your wife and break down your children, said Mr. Eldridge.  Women and children can't stand it. Now, there's that man they were  speaking of; he lived down my way. He sued a poor, shiftless fellow that  had come from Pennsylvania to his daughter's funeral, and had him arrested  and taken off, crying, just before the funeral begunafter they 'd  even set the flowers on the coffin; and nobody'd speak to him after thatthey  just let him alone; and after a while his wife took sick of itshe  was a nice, kindly womanand she had sort of hysterics, and finally  he moved off West. And 't was n't long before the woman died. Now, you  can't undertake to do different from everybody else.  

Well, said Eli, I know I wish it was done with.  

Mr. Eldridge stretched his arms and yawned. Then he began to walk up and  down, and hum, out of tune. Then he stopped at Captain Thomas's chair.  

Suppose we try a ballot, he said. He seems to give a little.  

In a moment the foreman rapped.  

It is time we were taking another ballot, gentlemen, he said.  

The sleepers rose, grumbling, from uneasy dreams.  

I will write 'guilty' on twelve ballots, said the foreman, and if any  one desires to write in 'not,' of course he can.  

When the hat came to Eli, he took one of the ballots and held it in his  hand a moment, and then he laid it on the table. There was a general  murmur. The picture which Mr. El-dridge had drawn loomed up before him.  But with a hasty hand he wrote in not, dropped in the ballot, and going  back to his chair by the window, sat down.  

There was a cold wave of silence.  

Then Eli suddenly walked up to the foreman and faced him.  

Now, he said, we 'll stop. The very next turn breaks ground. If you, or  any other man that you set on, tries to talk to me when I don't want to  hear, to worry me to deathlook out!  

How the long hours wore on! How easy, sometimes, to resist an open  pressure, and how hard, with the resistance gone, to fight, as one that  beats the air! How the prospect of a whole hostile town loomed up, in a  mirage, before Eli! And then the picture rose before him of a long,  stately bark, now building, whose owner had asked him yesterday to be  first mate. And if his wife were only well, and he were only free from  this night's trouble, how soon, upon the long, green waves, he could begin  to redeem his little home!  

And then came Mr. Eldridge, kind and friendly, to have another little  chat.  

Morning came, cold and drizzly. An officer knocked at the door, and called  out, Breakfast! And in a moment, unwashed, and all uncombed, except the  tin-pedler, who always carried a beard-comb in his pocket, they were  marched across the street to the hotel.  

There were a number of men on the piazza waiting to see them,jurymen,  witnesses, and the accused himself, for he was on bail. He had seen the  procession the night before, and, like the others, had read its meaning.  

Eli knows I would n't do it, he had said to himself, and he's going to  hang out, sure.  

The jury began to turn from the court-house door. Everybody looked. A file  of two men, another file, another, another; would there come three men,  and then one? No; Eli no longer walked alone.  

Everybody looked at Wood; he turned sharply away.  

But this time the order of march in fact showed nothing, one way or the  other. It only meant that the judge, who had happened to see the jury the  night before returning from their supper, had sent for the high sheriff in  some temper,for judges are human,and had vigorously  intimated that if that statesman did not look after his fool of a deputy,  who let a jury parade secrets to the public view, he would!  

The jury were in their room again. At nine o'clock came a rap, and a  summons from the court. The prosecuting attorney was speaking with the  judge when they went in. In a moment he took his seat.  

John Wood! called out the clerk, and the defendant arose. His attorney  was not there.  

Mr. Foreman! said the judge, rising. The jury arose. The silence of the  crowded courtroom was intense.  

Before the clerk asks you for a verdict, gentlemen, said the judge, I  have something of the first importance to say to you, which has but this  moment come to my knowledge.  

Eli changed color, and the whole court-room looked at him.  

There were some most singular rumors, after the case was given to you,  gentlemen, to the effect that there had been in this cause a criminal  abuse of justice. It is painful to suspect, and shocking to know, that  courts and juries are liable ever to suffer by such unprincipled  practices. After ten years upon the bench, I never witness a conviction of  crime without pain; but that pain is light, compared with the distress of  knowing of a wilful perversion of justice. It is a relief to me to be able  to say to you that such instances are, in my judgment, exceedingly rare,  andso keen is the awful searching power of truthare almost  invariably discovered.  

The foreman touched his neighbor with his elbow. Eli folded his arms.  

As I said, continued the judge, there were most singular rumors. During  the evening and the night, rumor, as is often the case, led to evidence,  and evidence has led to confession and to certainty. And the district  attorney now desires me to say to you that the chief officer of the bankwho  held the second key to the safeis now under arrest for a heavy  defalcation, which a sham robbery was to conceal, and that you may find  the prisoner at the barnot guilty. I congratulate you, gentlemen,  that you had not rendered an adverse verdict.  

Your Honor! said Eli, and he cleared his throat, I desire it to be  known that, even as the case stood last night, this jury had not agreed to  convict, and never would have!  

There was a hush, while a loud scratching pen indorsed the record of  acquittal. Then Wood walked down to the jury-box and took Eli's hand.  

Just what I told my wife all through, he said. I knew you 'd hang out!  

Eli's jury was excused for the rest the of day, and by noon he was in his  own village, relieved, too, of his most pressing burden: for George Cahoon  had met him on the road, and told him that he was not going to the West,  after all, for the present, and should not need his money. But, as he  turned the bend of the road and neared his house, he felt a rising fear  that some disturbing rumor might have reached his wife about his action on  the jury. And, to his distress and amazement, there she was, sitting in a  chair at the door.  

Lizzie! he said, what does this mean? Are you crazy?  

I'll tell you what it means, she said, as she stood up with a little  smile and clasped her hands behind her. This morning it got around and  came to me that you was standing out all alone for John Wood, and that the  talk was that they 'd be down on you, and drive you out of town, and that  everybody pitied me,pitied me! And when I heard that,  I thought I 'd see! And my strength seemed to come all back, and I got  right up and dressed myself. And what's more, I 'm going to get well now!  

And she did.  













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