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Title: Our Pirate Hoard
       1891

Author: Thomas A. Janvier

Release Date: December 10, 2007 [EBook #23804]
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OUR PIRATE HOARD.  

By Thomas A. Janvier 

Copyright, 1891, by Harper & Brothers  










Contents  

I

II.

III.

IV.

V.















I


My great-great-great-uncle was one of the many sturdy, honest,  high-spirited men to whom the early years of the last century gave birth.  He was a brave man and a ready fighter, yet was he ever controlled in his  actions by so nice a regard for the feelings of others, and through the  strong fibre of his hardy nature ran a strain of such almost womanly  gentleness and tenderness, that throughout the rather exceptionally wide  circle of his acquaintance he was very generally beloved.  

By profession he was a pirate, and although it is not becoming in me,  perhaps, to speak boastingly of a blood-relation, I would be doing his  memory injustice did I not add that he was one of the ablest and most  successful pirates of his time. His usual cruising-ground was between the  capes of the Chesapeake and the lower end of Long Island; yet now and  then, as opportunity offered, he would take a run to the New England  coast, and in winter he frequently would drop down to the s'uthard and do  a good stroke of business off the Spanish Main. His home station, however,  was the Delaware coast, and his family lived in Lewes, being quite the  upper crust of Lewes society as it then was constituted. When his  schooner, the Martha Ann, was off duty, she usually was harbored in  Rehoboth Bay. That was a pretty good harbor for pirate schooners in those  days.  

My great-great-great-uncle threw himself into his profession in the hearty  fashion that was to be expected from a man of his sincere, earnest  character. He toiled early and late at sea, and on shore he regulated the  affairs of his family so that his expenses should be well within his large  though somewhat fluctuating income; and the result of his prudence in  affairs was that he saved the greater portion of what he earned. The  people of Lewes respected him greatly, and the boys of the town were  bidden to emulate his steady business ways and habit of thrift. He was,  too, a man of public spirit. At his own cost and charge he renewed the  town pump; and he presented the churchhe was a very regular  churchgoer when on shorewith a large bell of singularly sweet tone  that had come into his possession after a casual encounter with a  Cuban-bound galleon off the Bahama Banks.  

And yet when at last my great-great-great-uncle, in the fulness of his  years and virtues, was gathered to his fathers, and the sweet-toned  Spanish bell tolled his requiem, everybody was very much surprised to find  that of the fine fortune accumulated during his successful business career  nothing worth speaking of could be found. The house that he owned in  Lewes, the handsome furniture that it contained, and a sea-chest in which  were some odds and ends of silverware (of a Spanish make) and some few  pieces-of-eight and doubloons, constituted the whole of his visible  wealth.  

For my great-great-great-aunt, with a family of five sons and seven  daughters (including three sets of twins) all under eleven years of age,  the outlook was a sorry one. She was puzzled, too, to think what had gone  with the great fortune which certainly had existed, and so was everybody  else. The explanation that finally was adopted was that my  great-great-great-uncle, in accordance with well established pirate usage,  had buried his treasure somewhere, and had taken the secret of its  burial-place with him to another and a better world. Probability was given  to this conjecture by the fact that he had died in something of a hurry.  He had been brought ashore by his men after an unexpected (and by him  uninvited) encounter with a King's ship off the capes of the Delaware. One  of his legs was shot off, and his head was pretty well laid open by a  desperate cutlass slash. He already was in a raging fever, and although  the best medical advice in Lewes was procured, he died that very night. As  he lay dying his talk was wild and incoherent; but at the very last, as my  great-great-great-aunt well remembered, he suddenly grew calm,  straightened himself in the bed, and said, with great earnestness: "Sheer  up the plank midway"  

That was all. He did not live to finish the sentence. At the moment, my  great-great-great-aunt believed the words to be nothing more than a  delirious use of a professional phrase; and this belief received color  from the fact that a little before, in his feverish fancy, he had been  capturing a Spanish galleon, and had got about to the part of the affair  where the sheering up of a plank midway between the main and mizzen masts,  for the accommodation of the Spaniards in leaving their vessel, would be  appropriate. Thinking the matter over calmly afterwards, and in the light  of subsequent events, she came to the conclusion that he was trying to  tell her how and where his treasure was hid. Acting upon this belief, she  sheered up all the planks about the house that seemed at all promising.  She even had the cellar dug up and the well dragged. But not a scrap of  the treasure did she ever find.  

And the worst part of it was, that from that time onward our family had no  luck at all. Excepting my elderly cousin, Gregory Wilkinsonwho  inherited a snug little fortune from his mother, and expanded it into a  very considerable fortune by building up a large manufacture of  carpet-slippers for the export tradethe rule in my family has been  a respectable poverty that has just bordered upon actual want. But all the  generations since my great-great-great-uncle's time have been cheered, as  poverty-stricken people naturally would be cheered, by the knowledge that  the pirate hoard was in existence; and by the hope that some day it would  be found, and would make them all enormously rich at a jump. From the  moment when I first heard of the treasure, as a little boy, I believed in  it thoroughly; and I also believed that I was the member of the family  destined to discover it.  







II.  


I was glad to find, when I married Susan, that she believed in my destiny  too. After talking the matter over quite seriously, we decided that the  best thing for us to do was to go and live either in or near Lewes, so  that my opportunities for investigation might be ample. I think, too, that  Susan was pleased with the prospect of having a nice little house of our  own, with a cow and peach-trees and chickens, where we could be very happy  together. Moreover, she had notions about house-keeping, especially about  house-keeping in the country, which she wanted to put into practice.  

We found a confirmation of my destiny in the ease with which the  preliminaries of my search were accomplished. The house that we wanted  seemed to be there just waiting for usa little bit of a house, well  out in the country, with a couple of acres of land around it, the  peach-trees really growing, and a shed that the man said would hold a cow  nicely. What I think pleased Susan most of all was a swallow's nest under  the eaves, with the mother swallow sitting upon a brood of dear little  swallows, and the father swallow flying around chippering like anything.  

"Just think of it!" said the dear child; "it is like living in a feudal  castle, and having kestrels building their nests on the battlements."  

I did not check her sweet enthusiasm by asking her to name some particular  feudal castle with a frieze of kestrels' nests. I kissed her, and said  that it was very like indeed.  

Then we examined the cow-stablewe thought it better to call it a  cow-stable than a shedand I pulled out my foot-rule and measured it  inside. It was a very little cow-stable, but, as Susan suggested, if we  could not get a small grown-up cow to fit it,we might begin with a young  cow, and teach her, as she grew larger, to accommodate herself to her  quarters by standing cat-a-cornered, like the man who used to carry oxen  up a mountain.Susan's allusions are not always very clearly stated,  though her meaning, no doubt, always is quite clear in her own mind. I may  mention here that eventually we were so fortunate as to obtain a  middle-sized cow that got along in the stable very well. We had a tidy  colored girl who did the cooking and the rough part of the house-work, and  who could milk like a steam-engine.  

As soon as we got fairly settled in our little home I began to look for my  great-great-great-uncle's buried treasure, but I cannot say that at first  I made much progress. I could not even find a trace of my  great-great-great-uncle's house in Lewes, and nobody seemed ever to have  heard of him. One day, though, I was so fortunate as to encounter a very  old manknown generally about Lewes as Old Jacobwho did  remember "the old pirate," as he irreverently called him, and who showed  me where his house had been. The house had burned down when he was a boyseventy  years back, he thought it wasand across where it once had stood a  street had been opened. This put a stop to my search in that direction. As  Susan very justly observed, I could not reasonably expect the Lewes people  to let me dig up their streets like a gas-piper just on the chance of  finding my family fortune.  

I was not very much depressed by this turn of events, for I was pretty  certain in my own mind that my great-great-great-uncle had not buried his  treasure on his own premises. The basis of this belief was the difficultythat  must have been even greater in his timeof transporting such heavy  substances as gold and silver across the sandy region between Lewes and  where the Martha Ann used to lie at anchor in Rehoboth Bay. I  reasoned that, the burial being but temporary, my relative would have been  much more likely to have interred his valuables at some point on the land  only a short distance from the Martha Ann's anchorage. When I  mentioned this theory to Susan she seemed to be very much impressed by the  common-sense of it, and as I have a great respect for Susan's judgment,  her acquiescence in my views strengthened my own faith in them.  

To pursue my search in the neighborhood of Rehoboth Bay it was necessary  that I should have the assistance of some person thoroughly familiar with  the coast thereabouts. After thinking the matter over I decided that I  could not do better than take Old Jacob into my confidence. So I got the  old man out to the Swallow's Nestthat was the name that Susan had  given our country place: only by the time that she had settled upon it the  little swallows had grown up and the whole swallow family had gone awayunder  pretence of seeing if the cow was all right (Old Jacob was a first-rate  hand at cow doctoring), and while he was looking at the cow I told him all  about the buried treasure, and how I wanted him to help me find it. When I  put it in his head this way he remembered perfectly the story that used to  be told about the old pirate's mysteriously lost fortune, and he entered  with a good deal of spirit into my project for getting it again. Of course  I told him that if we did find it he should have a good slice of it for  helping me. I told Susan that I had made this promise, and she said that I  had done exactly right. So, after we had given him a good supper, Old  Jacob went back to Lewes, promising that early the next week, after he had  got through a job of boat-painting which he had on hand, he would go over  with me, and we would begin operations on the bay. He seemed to think the  case very promising. He said that when he was only a tot of a boy his  father had pointed out to him the Martha Ann's anchorage, and that  he thought he could tell to within a cable's length of where the schooner  used to lie. I did not know how long a cable was, but from the tone in  which Old Jacob spoke of it I judged that it must be short. I felt very  well pleased with the progress that I was making, and when I told Susan  all that Old Jacob had told me, she said that she looked upon the whole  matter as being as good as settled. Indeed, she kept me awake quite a  while that night while she sketched the outlines of the journey in Europe  that we would take as soon as I could get my great-great-great-uncle's  treasure dug up, and its non-interest-bearing doubloons converted into  interest-bearing bonds.  







III.  


The day after I had this talk with Old Jacob I was rather surprised by  getting a telegram from my cousin Gregory Wilkinson, telling me that he  was coming down to pay us a visit, and would be there that afternoon. I  was not as much astonished as I would have been if the telegram had come  from anybody else, because Gregory Wilkinson had a way of telegraphing  that he was going to do things which nobody expected him to do, and I was  used to it. Moreover, I had every reason for desiring to maintain very  friendly relations with him. He had told me several times that he had made  a will by which his large fortune was to be divided between me and a  certain Asylum for the Relief and Education of Destitute Red Indian  Children that he was very much interested in; and he had more than hinted  that the asylum was not the legatee that was the more to be envied. This  made me feel quite comfortable about the remote future, but it did not  simplify the problem of living comfortably in the immediate present. My  cousin was a very tough, wiry little man, barely turned of fifty. There  was any quantity of life left in himhis father, who had been just  such another, had lived till he was eighty-nine. There was not much of a  chance, therefore, that either the asylum or I would receive anything from  his estate for ever so longand I may add I was very glad, for my  part, that things were that way. Gregory Wilkinson was a first-rate  fellow, for all his queerness and sudden ways, and I should have been  sorry enough to have been his chief heir. One reason why I liked him so  much was because he was so fond of Susan. When we were marriedalthough  he had not seen her thenhe sent her forks, and he had lived up to  those forks ever since.  

Susan was rather flustered when I showed her the telegram; but she went to  work with a will, and got the little spare room in order, and stewed some  peaches and made some biscuits for supper. Susan's biscuits were something  extraordinary. Gregory Wilkinson came all right, and after supperhe  said that it was the nicest supper he had eaten in a long whileshe  did the honors of the Swallow's Nest in the pretty way that is her  especial peculiarity. She showed him the cow-stable, with the cow in it,  and the colored girl milking away in her usual vigorous fashion, the  chickens, the garden, the peach-trees, and the nest under the eaves where  the swallows had lived when we first came there. Then, as it grew dark, we  sat on the little veranda while we smoked our cigarsthat is,  Gregory Wilkinson and I smoked: all that Susan did was to try to poke her  finger through the rings which I blew towards herand I told why we  had come down there, and what a good start we had made towards finding my  great-great-great-uncle's buried money. And when I had got through, Susan  told how, as soon as I had found it, we were going to Europe.  

We neither of us thought that Gregory Wilkinson manifested as much  enthusiasm in the matter as the circumstances of the case demanded; but  then, as Susan pointed out to me, in her usual clear-headed way, it was  not reasonable to expect a man with a fortune to be as eager to get one as  a man without one would be.  

"Very likely he'll give us his share for finding it," said Susan; "he  don't want it himself, and it would be dreadful to turn the heads of all  those destitute red Indian children by leaving it to them."  

I should have mentioned earlier that, so far as we knew, my cousin and I  were my great-great-great-uncle's only surviving heirs. The family luck  had not held out any especially strong temptations in the way of pleasant  things to live for, and so the family gradually had died off. Whatever my  search should bring to light, therefore, would be divided between us two.  

By the time that Old Jacob got through with his boat-painting, Gregory  Wilkinson had gathered a sufficient interest in our money-digging to  volunteer to go along with us to the bay. We had a two-seated wagon, and I  took with me several things which I thought might be useful in an  expedition of this naturetwo spades, a pickaxe, a crow-bar, a  measuring tape that belonged to Susan, an axe, and a lantern (for, as  Susan very truly said, we might have to do some of our digging after  dark). I took also a pulley and a coil of rope, in case the box of  treasure should prove so heavy that we could not otherwise pull it out  from the hole. Old Jacob knew all about rigging tackle, and said that we  could cut a pair of sheer-poles in the woods. We were very much encouraged  by the confident way in which Old Jacob talked about cutting sheer-poles;  it sounded wonderfully business-like. Susan, of course, was very desirous  of going along, and I very much wanted to take her. But as we intended to  stay all night, in case we did not find the treasure during our first  day's search, and as the only place where we could sleep was an  oysterman's shanty that Old Jacob knew about, she saw herself that it  would not do. So she made the best of staying at home, in her usual cheery  fashion, and promised, as we drove off, to have a famous supper ready for  us the next nightwhen we would come home with our wagon-load of  silver and gold.  

It was a long, hot, dusty drive, and the mosquitoes were pretty bad as we  drew near the coast. But we were cheered by the thought of the fortune  that was so nearly ours, and we smoked our pipes at the mosquitoes in a  way that astonished them. After we had taken out the horses and had eaten  our dinner (Susan had put us up a great basket of provisions, with two of  her own delicious peach pies on top) we walked down to the bay-side, with  Old Jacob leading, to look for the place where the Martha Ann used  to anchor. I took the tape-measure along, both because it might be useful,  and because it made me think of Susan.  

I was sorry to find that the clearer the lay of the land and water became,  the more indistinct grew Old Jacob's remembrance of where his father had  told him that the schooner used to lie.  

"It mought hev ben about here," he said, pointing across to a little bay  some way off on our left; "an' agin it mought hev ben about thar," with a  wave of his hand towards a low point of land nearly half a mile off on our  right; "an' agin it mought hev ben sorter atwixt an' at ween 'em. Here or  hereabouts, thet's w'at I say; here or hereabouts, sure."  

Now this was perplexing. My plan, based upon Old Jacob's assurance that he  could locate the anchorage precisely, was to hunt near the shore for  likely-looking places and dig them up, one after another, until we found  the treasure. But to dig up all the places where treasure might be buried  along a whole mile of coast was not to be thought of. We implored Old  Jacob to brush up his memory, to look attentively at the shape of the  coast, and to try to fix definitely the spot off which the schooner had  lain. But the more that he tried, the more confusing did his statements  become. Just as he would settle positivelyafter much thinking and  much looking at the sun and the coast lineon a particular spot,  doubts would arise in his mind as to the correctness of his location; and  these doubts presently would resolve themselves into the certainty that he  was all wrong. Then the process of thinking and looking would begin all  over again, only again to come to the same disheartening end. The short  and long of the matter was that we spent all that day and a good part of  the next in wandering along the bay-side in Old Jacob's wake, while he  made and unmade his locations at the rate of about three an hour. At last  I looked at Gregory Wilkinson and Gregory Wilkinson looked at me, and we  both nodded. Then we told Old Jacob that we guessed we'd better hitch up  the horses and drive home. It made us pretty dismal, after all our hopes,  to hitch up the horses and drive home that way.  

My heart ached when I saw Susan leaning over the front gate watching for  us as we drove up the road. The wind was setting down towards us, and I  could smell the coffee that she had put on the fire to boil as soon as she  caught sight of usSusan made coffee splendidlyand I knew  that she had kept her promise, and had ready the feast that was to  celebrate our success; and that made it all the dismaller that we hadn't  any success to celebrate.  

When I told her how badly the expedition had turned out she came very near  crying; but she gave a sort of gulp, and then laughed instead, and did  what she could to make things pleasant for us. We had our feast, but  notwithstanding Susan's effort to be cheerful, it was about as dreary a  feast as I ever had anything to do with. We brought Old Jacob in and let  him feast with us; and he, to do him justice, was not dreary at all. He  seemed to enjoy it thoroughly. Indeed, the most trying part of that  sorrowful supper-party was the way in which Old Jacob recovered his  spirits and declared at short intervals that his memory now was all right  again. He even went so far as to say that with his eyes blindfolded and in  the dark he could lead us to the precise spot off which the schooner used  to lie.  

Susan was disposed to regard these assertions hopefully; but we, who had  been fumbling about with him for two days, well understood their  baselessness. It was not Old Jacob's fault, of course, but his defective  memory certainly was dreadfully provoking. Here was an enormous fortune  slipping through our lingers just because this old man could not remember  a little matter about where a schooner had been anchored.  

After he had eaten all the supper that he could holdwhich was a  good dealand had gone home, we told Susan the whole dismal story of  how our expedition had proved to be a total failure. It was best, we  thought, not to mince matters with her; and we stated minutely how time  after time the anchorage of the schooner had been precisely located, and  then in a little while had been unlocated again. She saw, as we did, that  as a clew Old Jacob was not much of a success, and also that he was about  the only thing in the least like a clew that we possessed. Realizing this  latter fact, and knowing that his great age made his death probable at any  moment, Susan strongly advised me, in her clear-sighted way, to have him  photographed.  







IV.  


Gregory Wilkinson seemed to find himself quite comfortable in our little  home, and settled down there into a sort of permanency. We were glad to  have him stay with us, for he was a first-rate fellow, and always good  company in his pleasant, quiet way, and he told us two or three times that  he was enjoying himself. He told me a great many more than two or three  times that he considered Susan to be a wonderfully fine woman; indeed, he  told me this at least once every day, and sometimes oftener. He was  greatly struckjust as everybody is who lives for any length of time  in the same house with Susanby her capable ways, and by her  unfailing equanimity and sweetness of temper. Even when the colored girl  fell down the well, carrying the rope and the bucket along with her, Susan  was not a bit flustered. She told me just where I would find the  clothes-line and a big meat-hook; and when, with this hastily-improvised  apparatus, we had fished the colored girl up and got her safely on dry  land again, she knew exactly what to do to make her all right and  comfortable. As Gregory Wilkinson observed to me, after it was all over,  from the way that Susan behaved, any one might have thought that hooking  colored girls up out of wells was her regular business.  

As to making Susan angry, that simply was impossible. When things went  desperately wrong with her in any way she would just come right to me and  cry a little on my shoulder. Then, when I had comforted her, she would  chipper up and be all right again in no time. Gregory Wilkinson happened  to come in one day while a performance of this sort was going on, and for  fear that he should think it odd Susan explained to him that it was a  habit of hers when things very much worried her and she felt like being  ugly to people. (The trouble that day was that the colored girl, who had a  wonderful faculty for stirring up tribulation, had broken an India china  teacup that had belonged to Susan's grandmother, and that Susan had  thought the world of.) That evening, while we were sitting on the veranda  smoking, and before Susan, who was helping clear the supper-table, had  joined us, Gregory Wilkinson said to me, with oven, more emphasis than  usual, that Susan was the finest woman he had ever known; and he added  that he was very sorry that when he was my ago he had not met and married  just such another.  

He and I talked a good deal at odd times about the money that our  great-great-great-uncle the pirate had buried, and that through all these  years had stayed buried so persistently. He did not take much interest in  the matter personally, but for my sake, and still more for Susan's sake,  he was beginning to be quite anxious that the money should be found. He  even suggested that we should take Old Jacob over to the bay-side and let  him try again to find the Martha Ann's anchorage; but a little talk  convinced us that this would be useless. The old man had been given every  opportunity, during the two days that we had cruised about with him, to  refresh his memory; and we both had been the pained witnesses of the  curious psychological fact that the more he refreshed it, the more utterly  unmanageable it had become. The prospect, we agreed, was a disheartening  one, for it was quite evident that for our purposes Old Jacob was, as it  were, but an elderly, broken reed.  

About this time I noticed that Gregory Wilkinson was unusually silent, and  seemed to be thinking a great deal about something. At first we were  afraid that he was not quite well, and Susan offered him both her prepared  mustard plasters and her headache powders. But he said that he was all  right, though he was very much obliged to her. Still, he kept on thinking,  and he was so silent and preoccupied that Susan and I were very  uncomfortable. To have him around that way, and to be always wondering  what he could possibly be thinking about, Susan said, made her feel as  though she were trying to eavesdrop when nobody was talking.  

One afternoon while we were sitting on the verandaSusan and I  trying to keep up some sort of a conversation, and Gregory Wilkinson  thinking away as hard as ever he could thinka thin man in a buggy  drove down the road and stopped at our hitch-ing-post. When he had hitched  his horse he took out from the after-part of the buggy a largo tin vessel  standing on light iron legs, and came up to the house with it. He made us  all a sort of comprehensive bow, but stopped in front of Susan, set the  tin vessel upon its legs, and said:  

"Madam, you behold before you the most economical device and the greatest  labor-saving invention of this extraordinarily devicious and richly  inventive age. This article, madam"and he placed his hand upon the  tin vessel affectionately"is Stowe's patent combination  interchangeable churn and wash-boiler."  

Susan did not say anything; she simply shuddered.  

"As at present arranged, madam," the man went on,it is a churn. Standing  thus upon these light yet firm legs(the thing wobbled outrageously),  "with this serviceable handle projecting from the top, and communicating  with an exceptionally effective churning apparatus within, it is beyond  all doubt the very best churn, as well as the cheapest, now offered on the  American market. But observe, madam, that as a wash-boiler it is not less  excellent. By the simple process of removing the handle, taking out the  dasher, and unshipping the legsthe work, as you perceive, of but a  momentthe process of transformation is complete. As to the trifling  orifice that the removal of the handle leaves in the lid, it becomes, when  the wash-boiler side of this Protean vessel is uppermost, a positive  benefit. It is an effective safety-valve. Without it, I am not prepared to  say that the boiler would not burst, scattering around it the scalded,  mangled remains of your washer-woman and utterly ruining your week's wash.  

And mark, madam, mark most of all, the economy of this invention. I need  not say to you, a housekeeper of knowledge and experience, that  churning-day and wash-day stand separate and distinct upon your household  calendar. Under no circumstances is it conceivable that the churn and the  wash-boiler shall be required for use upon the same day. Clearly the use  of the one presupposes and compels the neglect of the other. Then why  cumber your house with these two articles, equally large and equally  unwieldly, when, by means of the beautiful invention that I have the honor  of presenting to your notice, the two in one can be united, and money and  house-room alike can be saved? I trust, madam, I believe, that I have said  enough to convince you that my article is all that fancy can paint or  bright hope inspire; that in every household made glad by its presence it  will be regarded always and forever as a heaven-given boon!Suddenly  dropping his rhetorical tone and coming down to the tone of business, the  man went on: "You'll buy one, won't you? The price"  

The change of tone seemed to arouse Susan from the spellbound condition in  which she had remained during this extraordinary harangue.  

"O-o-o-oh!" she said, shudderingly,do take the horrid, horrid thing  right away!Then she fled into the house.  

I was very angry at the man for disturbing Susan in this way, and I told  him so pretty plainly; and I also told him to get out. At this juncture,  to my astonishment, Gregory Wilkinson interposed by asking what the thing  was worth; and when the man said five dollars, he said that he would buy  it. The man had manifested a disposition to be ugly while I was giving him  his talking to, but when he found that he had made a sale, after all, he  grew civil again. As he went off he expressed the hope that the lady would  be all right presently, and the conviction that she would find the  combination churn and wash-boiler a household blessing that probably would  add ten years to her life.  

"What on earth did you buy that for?" I asked, when the man had gone.  

"Oh, I don't know. It seems to be a pretty good wash-boiler, anyway. I  heard your wife say the other day that she wanted a wash-boiler. She  needn't use it as a churn if she don't want to, you know."  

But my wife never will tolerate that disgusting thing, with its horrid  suggestiveness of worse than Irish uncleanliness, about the house,I went  on, rather hotly. "I really must beg of you to send it away."  

"All right," he answered. "I'll take it away. I'm going to New York  to-morrow, and I'll take it along."  

"And what ever will you do with it in New York?" I asked.  

"Well, I can't say positively yet, but I guess I'll send it out to the  asylum. They'd be glad to get it there, I don't doubtnot as a  churn, you know, but for wash-boiling."  

Then he went on to tell me that one of the things that he especially  wanted done at the asylum with his legacy was the construction of a  steam-laundry, with a thing in the middle that went round and round, and  dried the clothes by centrifugal pressure. He explained that the asylum  was only just starting as an asylum, and was provided not only with very  few destitute red Indian children, but also with very few of the  appliances which an institution of that sort requires, and that was the  reason why he had selected it, in preference to many other very deserving  charities, to leave his money to.  

I must say that I was glad to hear him talking in this strain, for his  sudden announcement of his intended departure for New York, just after I  had spoken so warmly to him, made me fear that I had offended him. But it  was clear that I hadn't, and that his going off in this unexpected fashion  did not mean anything. He always did have a fancy for doing things  suddenly.  

Susan was worried about it, in just the same way, when I told her; but she  ended by agreeing with me that he was not in the least offended at  anything. Indeed, that evening we both were very much pleased to notice  what good spirits he was in. His preoccupied manner was entirely gone,  and, for him, he was positively lively. Evidently, whatever the thing was  that he had been thinking about so hard, he had settled it in a way that  satisfied him.  

Just as we were going to bed he told me, in what struck me at the time as  rather an odd tone, that he was under the impression that he had somewhere  a chest full of old family papers, and that possibly among these papers  there might be something that would tell me how to find the fortune that  Susan and I certainly deserved to have. As he said this he laughed in a  queer sort of way, and then he looked at Susan very affectionately, and  then he took each of us by the hand.  

"Oh!" said Susan, rapturously (when Susan is excited she always begins  what she has to say with an "Oh!" I like it). "To think of finding a piece  of old yellow parchment with a quite undecipherable cryptogram written on  it in invisible ink telling us just where we ought to dig! How perfectly  lovely! Why didn't you think of it sooner?"  

Because I have been neither more nor less than a blind old fool. Andand  I have to thank you, my dear,he continued, still speaking in the queer  tone, "for having effectually opened my eyes." As he made this  self-derogatory and quite incomprehensible statement he turned to Susan,  kissed her in a great hurry, shook our hands warmly, said goodnight, and  trotted off up-stairs to his room. His conduct was very extraordinary. But  then, as I have already mentioned, Gregory Wilkinson had a way of always  doing just the things which nobody expected him to do.  

He had settled back into his ordinary manner by morning; at least he was  not much queerer than usual, and bade us good-bye cheerily at the Lewes  railway station. I had hired a light wagon and had driven him over in time  for the early train, bringing Susan along, so that she might see the last  of him. What with all three of us, his trunk and valise, and the  churn-wash-boiler, we had a wagon-load.  

Susan was horrified at the thought of his giving the churn-wash-boiler to  the asylum. "Even if they only are allowed to use it as a wash-boiler,"  she argued, earnestly,think what dreadful ideas of untidiness it will  put into those destitute red Indian children's heads!ideas,she  went on, "which will only tend to make them disgrace instead of doing  credit to the position of easy affluence to which your legacy will lift  them when they return to their barbaric wilds. If you must give it  to them, at least conceal from themI beg of you, conceal from themthe  fatal fact that it ever was meant to be a churn too."  

Gregory Wilkinson promised Susan that he would conceal this fact from the  destitute red Indian children; and then the train started, and he and the  churn-wash-boiler were whisked away. We really were very sorry to part  with him.  







V.  


Two or three days later I happened to meet Old Jacob as I was coming away  from the post-office in Lewes, and I was both pained and surprised to  perceive that the old man was partially intoxicated. When he caught sight  of me he came at me with such a lurch that had I not caught him by the arm  he certainly would have fallen to the ground. At first he resented this  friendly act on my part, but in a moment he forgot his anger and insisted  upon shaking hands with me with most energetic warmth. Then he swayed his  lips up to my ear, and asked in a hoarse whisper if that old cousin chap  of mine had got home safely the night before; and wanted to know, with a  most mysterious wink, if things was all right now.  

I was grieved at finding Old Jacob in this unseemly condition, and I also  was ruffled by his very rude reference to my cousin. I endeavored to  disengage my hand from his, and replied with some dignity that Mr.  Wilkinson at present was in New York, whither he had returned several days  previously. But Old Jacob declined to relinquish my hand, and, with more  mysterious winks, declared in a muzzy voice that I might trust him,  and that I needn't say that my cousin was in New York, when he and him had  been a-ridin' around together to the bay and back ag'in only the day  before. And then he went off into a rambling account of this expedition,  which in its main features resembled the expedition that we all three had  taken together, but which displayed certain curious details as it advanced  that I could not at all account for. By all odds the most curious of these  details was that they had taken along with them a large tin vessel, Old  Jacob's description of which tallied strangely closely with that of the  churn-wash-boiler, and that they had left it behind them when they  returned. But as he mixed this up with a lot of stuff about having shown  my cousin the course of an old creek that a storm had filled with sand  fifty years and more before, I could not make head nor tail of it.  

Yet somehow there really did seem to be more than mere drunken fancy in  what he was telling me; for in spite of his muzzy way of telling it, his  story had about it a curious air of truth; and yet it all was so utterly  preposterous that belief in it was quite out of the question. To make  matters worse, when I begged the old man to try to remember very carefully  whether or not he really had made a second trip to the bay, or only was  telling me about the trip that the three of us had made together, he  suddenly got very angry, and said that he supposed I thought he was drunk,  and if anybody was drunk I was, and he'd fight me for five cents any time.  And then he began to shake his old fists at me, and to go on in such a  boisterous way that, in order to avoid a very unpleasant scene upon the  public streets, I had to leave him and come home.  

When I told Susan the queer story that Old Jacob bad told me she was as  much perplexed and disturbed by it as I was. To think of Gregory Wilkinson  driving around the lower part of the State of Delaware in this secret sort  of way, in company with Old Jacob and the churn-wash-boiler, as she very  truly said, was like a horrible dream; and she asked me to pinch her to  make sure that it wasn't.  

"But even pinching me don't prove anything," she said, when I had  performed that office for her.Fordon't you see?I might  dream that I was dreaming, and asked you to pinch me, and that you did it;  and I suppose,she went on, meditatively, "that I might even dream that I  woke up when you pinched me, and yet that I might be sound asleep all the  while. It really is dreadfully confusing, when you come to think of it,  this way in which you can have dreams inside of each other, like little  Chinese boxes, and never truly know whether you're asleep or awake. I  don't like it at all."  

Without meaning to, Susan frequently talks quite in the manner of a German  metaphysician.  

The next day we received a letter from Gregory Wilkinson that we hoped, as  we opened it, would clear up the mystery. But before we had finished it we  were in such a state of excitement that we quite forgot that there was any  mystery to clear up. My cousin wrote from his home in New York, and made  no allusion whatever to a second visit to Lewes, still less to a second  expedition with Old Jacob to Rehoboth Bay. After speaking very nicely of  the pleasant time that he had passed with us, he continued:  

"I enclose a memorandum that seems to have a bearing upon the whereabouts  of the hidden family fortune. I am sorry, for Susan's sake, that it is  neither invisible nor undecipherable; but I think that for practical  purposes visible ink and readable English are more useful. I advise you to  attend to the matter at once. It may rain."  

The enclosure was a scrap of paper, so brown with age that it looked as  though it had been dipped in coffee, on which was written, in  astonishingly black ink, this brief but clear direction:  

Sheer uppe ye planke midwai atween ye oake and ye hiccorie saplyngs 7  fathom Est of Pequinky crik on ye baye. Ytte is all there.  

There was no date, no signature, to this paper, but neither Susan nor I  doubted for a moment that it was the clew to my great-great-great-uncle's  missing fortune. With a heart almost too full for utterance, Susan went  straight across the room to the big dictionary (Gregory Wilkinson had  given it to us at Christmas, with a handy iron stand to keep in on), and  in a trembling voice the dear child told me in one single breath that a  fathom was a measure of length containing six feet or two yards, generally  used in ascertaining the depth of the sea. Then, without waiting to close  the dictionary, she throw herself into my arms and asked me to kiss her  hard!  

Susan wanted to start right off that afternoonshe was determined to  go with me this time, and I had not the heart to refuse her; but I  represented to her that night would be upon us before we could get across  to the bay, and that we had better wait till morning. But I at once went  over and hired the light wagon for the next day, and then we got together  the things which we deemed necessary for the expedition. The tape-measure,  of course, was a most essential part of the outfit. Susan declared that  she would take exclusive charge of that herself; it made her feel that she  was of importance, she said. During all the evening she was quite  quivering with excitementand so was I, for that matterand I  don't believe that we slept forty winks apiece all night long.  

We were up bright and early, and got off before seven o'clockafter  Susan had given the colored girl a great many directions as to what she  should and should not do while we were gone. This was the first time that  we ever had left the colored girl alone in the house for a whole day, and  Susan could not help feeling rather anxious about her. It would be  dreadful, she said, to come home at night and find her bobbing up and down  dead at the bottom of the well.  

As we drew near the bay I asked several people whom we happened to meet  along the road if they knew where Pequinky Creek was, and I was rather  surprised to find that they all said they didn't. At last, however, we  were so fortunate as to meet with quite an old man who was able to direct  us. He seemed to be a good deal astonished when I put the question to him,  but he answered, readily:  

"Yes, yes, o' course I knows where 'tis'tain't nowhere. Why, young  man, there hain't ben any Pequinky Crik fur th' better part o' sixty yearnot  sence thet gret May storm druv th' bay shore right up on eend an' dammed  th' crik short off, an' turned all th' medders thereabouts inter a gret  nasty ma'sh, an' med a new outlet five mile an' more away t' th' west'ard.  Not a sign o' Pequinky Crik will you find at this dayan' w'at I  should like ter know is w'ere on yeth a young feller like you ever s' much  as heerd tell about it."  

This was something that I had not counted on, and I could see that Susan  was feeling very low in her mind. But by questioning the old man closely I  gradually got a pretty clear notion of where the mouth of the creek used  to be; and I concluded that, unless the oak and hickory had been cut down  or washed away, I stood a pretty good chance of finding the spot that I  was in search of. Susan did not take this hopeful view of the situation.  She was very melancholy.  

Following the old man's directions, I drove down to the point on the road  that was nearest to where the Pequinky in former times had emptied into  the bay; then I hitched the horse to a tree, and with Susan and the  tape-measure began my explorations, They lasted scarcely five minutes.  With no trouble at all I found the oak and the hickorygrown to be  great trees, as I had expectedand with the tape-measure we fixed  the point midway between them in no time. Then I went back to the wagon  for the spade and the other things, Susan going along and dancing around  and around me in sheer delight. It is a fortunate trait of Susan's  character that while her spirits sometimes do fall a very long distance in  a very short time, they rise to proportionate heights with proportionate  rapidity.  

The point that we had fixed between the trees was covered thickly with  leaves, and when I had cleared these away and had begun to dig, I was  surprised to find that the soil came up freely, and was not matted  together with roots as wood soil ought to be. I should have paid more  attention to this curious fact, no doubt, had I not been so profoundly  stirred by the excitement incident to the strange work in which I was  engaged. As for Susan, the dear creature said that she had creeps all over  her, for she knew that the old pirate's ghost must be hovering near, and  she begged me to notify her when I came to the skeleton, so that she might  look away. I told her that I did not expect to find a skeleton, but she  replied that this only showed how ignorant Iwas of pirate  ceremonial; that it was the rule with all pirates when burying treasure to  sacrifice a human life, and to bury the dead body over the hidden gold.  She admitted, howeverupon my drawing her attention to the fact that  the treasure which we were in the act of digging up had been placed here  by my relative only for temporary securitythat in this particular  instance the human sacrifice part of the pirate programme might have been  omitted.  

Just as we had reached this conclusionwhich disappointed Susan a  little, I thinkmy spade struck with a heavy thud against a piece of  wood. Clearing the earth away, I disclosed some fragments of rotten plank,  and beneath these I saw something that glittered! Susan, standing beside  me on the edge of the hole, saw the glitter too. She did not say one word;  she simply put both her arms around my neck and kissed me.  

I rapidly removed the loose earth, and then with the pickaxe I heaved the  plank up bodily. But what we saw when the plank came away was not a chest  full of doubloons, pieces-of-eight, moidores, and other such ancient  coins, mingled with golden ornaments thickly studded with precious stones;  no, we saw the very bright lid of a tin box, a circular box, rather more  than two feet in diameter. There was a small round hole in the centre of  the lid, into which a little roll of newspaper was stuffedpresumably  to keep the sand outand beside this hole I noticed, soldered fast  to the lid, a small brass plate on which my eye caught the word  "Patented." It was strange enough to find the tin box in such perfect  preservation while the stout oak plank above it had rotted into fragments;  but the wisp of newspaper, and the brass plate with its utterly  out-of-place inscription, were absolutely bewildering. My head seemed to  be going around on my shoulders, while something inside of it was buzzing  dreadfully. Suddenly Susan exclaimed, in a tone of disgust and  consternation: "It'sit's that perfectly horrid churn-wash-boiler!"  

As she spoke these doomful words I recalled Old Jacob's drunken story,  which I now perceived must have been true, and the dreadful thought  flashed into my mind that Gregory Wilkinson must have gone crazy, and that  this dreary practical joke was the first result of his madness. Susan  meanwhile had sunk down by the side of the hole and was weeping silently.  

As a vent to my outraged feelings I gave the wretched tin vessel a  tremendous poke with the spade, that caved in one side of it and knocked  the lid off. I then perceived that within it was an oblong package  carefully tied up in oiled silk, and on bending down to examine the  package more closely I perceived that it was directed to Susan. With a  dogged resolve to follow out Gregory Wilkinson's hideous pleasantry to the  bitter end, I lifted the package out of the boxit was pretty heavyand  began to open it. Inside the first roll of the cover was a letter that  also was directed to Susan. She had got up by this time, and read it over  my shoulder.  
     "My dear Susan,—I have decided not to wait until I die to
     do what little good I can do in the world. You will be glad,
     I am sure, to learn that I have made arrangements for the
     immediate erection of the steam-laundry at the asylum, as
     well as for the material improvement in several other ways
     of that excellent institution.

     "At the same time I desire that you and your husband shall
     have the benefit immediately of the larger portion of the
     legacy that I always have intended should be yours at my
     death. It is here (in govt. 4's), and I hope with all my
     heart that your trip to Europe will be a pleasant one. I am
     very affectionately yours,

     "Gregory Wilkinson."

"And to think," said Susanas we drove home through the twilight,  bearing our sheaves with us and feeling very happy over them"and to  think that it should turn out to be your cousin Gregory Wilkinson who was  the family pirate and had a hoard, and not your great-great-great-uncle,  after all!"  













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