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Title: Works Of George W. Peck
       A Linked Index to the Project Gutenberg Editions of The
              "Bad Boy" Series and Others

Author: George W. Peck

Editor: David Widger

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WORKS OF 

GEORGE W. PECK 





The "Bad Boy" Series and Others  

AN INDEX  





Edited by David Widger  

Project Gutenberg Editions  


PECK






CONTENTS  

Click on the ## before each title to go directly to a
 linked index of the detailed chapters and illustrations  

##  Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa (v.1)

##  Grocery Man and Peck's Bad Boy (v.2)   

##  Peck's Bad Boy Abroad

##  Peck's Uncle Ike and Red Headed Boy

##  Peck's Sunshine

##  Private George W. Peck

Peck's Bad Boy With the Cowboys










VOLUMES, CHAPTERS AND STORIES  




Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa  (v.1)  

A CARD FROM THE AUTHOR.

DETAILED CONTENTS.

PECK'S BAD BOY.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.

CHAPTER XXVIII.

CHAPTER XXIX.

CHAPTER XXX.

CHAPTER XXXI.

CHAPTER XXXII.

CHAPTER XXXIII.

CHAPTER XXXIV.

CHAPTER XXXV.

CHAPTER XXXVI.










List of Illustrations  

Cover

Frontispiece

Titlepage

They Danced the Can-Can

Air Was Filled With Dog, and Pa, And Rockets

Stoper, Says Pa, I've Got a Whale

Ma Appears on the Scene

Pa on the Run

The Bad Boy and his Girl

Helen Damnation

The Gun Just Rared up

Then Everything Was Ready

Hell's-fire, What You Boys Doin

In the Wrong Room

A New Way to Take Seidlitz Powders

Too Late, Pa, I Die at the Hand of an Assassin

Just As I Am

Special Providences for a Bad Boy

Pa Grabbed Her by the Polonaise

Happy New Year Mum

Pa's Fire Escape









DETAILED CONTENTS:  

CHAPTER I. 

CHAPTER I. 
THE BOY WITH A LAME BACKTHE BOY COULDN'T SIT  DOWNA PRACTICAL JOKE ON 
THE OLD MANA LETTER FROM  "DAISY "GUARDING THE FOUR CORNERSTHE OLD 
MAN IS  UNUSUALLY GENEROUSMA ASKS AWKWARD QUESTIONSTHE BOY TALKED  TO 
WITH A BED SLATNO ENCOURAGEMENT FOR A BOY 


CHAPTER II. 

CHAPTER II. 
THE BOY AT WORK AGAINTHE BEST BOYS FULL OF  TRICKSTHE OLD MAN 
LAYS DOWN THE LAW ABOUT JOKESRUBBER  HOSE MACARONITHE OLD MAS's 
STRUGGLESCHEWING  VIGOROUSLY BUT IN VAINAN INQUEST HELDREVELRY BY 
NIGHTMUSIC IN THE WOODSHED"'twas ever thus." 


CHAPTER III. 

CHAPTER III. 
THE BAD BOY GIVES HIS PA AWAYPA IS A HARD  CITIZENDRINKING 
SOZODONTMAKING UP THE SPARE BEDTHE  MIDNIGHT WAR DANCEAN
 APPOINTMENT BY THE COAL-BIN. 


CHAPTER IV. 

CHAPTER IV. 
THE BAD BOY'S FOURTH OF JULY.PA IS A POINTER,  NOT A SETTERSPECIAL 
ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULYA  GRAND SUPPLY OF FIREWORKSTHE 
EXPLOSIONTHE AIR FULL  OF PA AND DOG AND ROCKETSTHE NEW HELLA SCENE 
THAT  BEGGARS DESCRIPTION. 


CHAPTER V. 

CHAPTER V. 
THE BAD BOY'S MA COMES HOME.DEVILTRY, ONLY A  LITTLE FUNTHE BAD 
BOY'S CHUMA LADY'S WARDROBE IN THE  OLD MAN'S ROOMMA's UNEXPECTED 
ARRIVALWHERE IS THE  HUZZY?DAMFINO!THE BAD BOY WANTS TO TRAVEL WITH 
A  CIRCUS 


CHAPTER VI. 

CHAPTER VI. 
HIS PA IS A DARN COWARDHIS PA HAS BEEN A MAJORHOW  HE WOULD DEAL WITH 
BURGLARSHIS BRAVERY PUT TO THE TESTTHE  ICE REVOLVERHIS PA BEGINS 
TO PRAYTELLS WHERE THE  CHANGE IS"PLEASE MR. BURGLAR SPARE A POOR 
MAN'S LIFE!"MA  WAKES UPTHE BAD BOY AND HIS CHUM RUNFISH-POLE 
SAUCEMA  WOULD MAKE A GOOD CHIEF OF POLICE 


CHAPTER VII. 

CHAPTER VII. 
HIS PA GETS A BITE."HIS PA GETS TOO MUCH  WATER"THE DOCTOR'S 
DISAGREEHOW TO SPOIL BOYSHIS  PA GOES TO PEWAUKEE IN SEARCH OF HIS 
SONANXIOUS TO FISH"STOPER,  I'VE GOT A WHALE!"OVERBOARDHIS PA IS 
SAVEDA  DOLLAR FOR HIS PANTS. 


CHAPTER VIII. 

CHAPTER VIII. 
HE IS TOO HEALTHYAN EMPTY CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE  AND A BLACK EYEHE IS 
ARRESTEDOCONOMOWOC FOR HEALTHHIS  PA. IS AN OLD MASHERDANCED TILL 
THE COWS CAME HOMETHE  GIRL FROM THE SUNNY SOUTHTHE BAD BOY IS SENT 
HOME 


CHAPTER IX. 

CHAPTER IX. 
HIS PA HAS GOT 'EM AGAIN.HIS PA IS DRINKING  HARDHE HAS BECOME A 
TERRORA JUMPING DOGTHE  OLD MAN IS SHAMEFULLY ASSAULTED"THIS IS 
A HELLISH CLIMATE  MY BOY!"HIS PA SWEARS OFFHIS MA STILL SNEEZING AT 
LAKE SUPERIOR 


CHAPTER X. 

CHAPTER X. 
HIS PA HAS GOT RELIGIONTHE BAD BOY GOES TO  SUNDAY SCHOOLPROMISES 
REFORMATIONTHE OLD MAN ON  TRIAL FOR SIX MONTHSWHAT MA THINKSANTS 
IN PA'S  LIVER-PADTHE OLD MAN IN CHURCHRELIGION IS ONE THING, ANTS  
ANOTHER 


CHAPTER XI. 

CHAPTER XI. 
HIS PA TAKES A TRICKJAMAICA RUM AND CARDSTHE  BAD BOY POSSESSED OF 
A DEVILTHE KIND DEACONAT  PRAYER-MEETINGTHE OLD MAN TELLS HIS 
EXPERIENCETHE  FLYING CARDSTHE PRAYER-MEETING SUDDENLY CLOSED 


CHAPTER XII. 

CHAPTER XII. 
HIS PA GETS PULLEDTHE OLD MAN STUDIES THE  BIBLEDANIEL IN THE LIONS' 
DENTHE MULE AND THE MULE'S  FATHERMURDER IN THE THIRD WARDTHE OLD 
MAN ARRESTEDTHE  OLD MAN FANS THE DUST OUT OF HIS SON'S PANTS 


CHAPTER XIII. 

CHAPTER XIII. 
HIS PA GOES TO THE EXPOSITIONTHE BAD BOY ACTS  AS GUIDETHE CIRCUS 
STORYTHE OLD MAN WANTS TO SIT  DOWNTRIES TO EAT PANCAKESDRINKS SOME 
MINERAL WATERTHE  OLD MAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH A WAX WOMANA POLICEMAN 
INTERFERESTHE LIGHTS GO OUTTHE GROCERY MAN DON'T WANT A  CLERK 


CHAPTER XIV. 

CHAPTER XIV. 
HIS PA CATCHES ONTWO DAYS AND NIGHTS IN THE  BATHROOMRELIGION CAKES 
THE OLD MAN'S BREASTTHE BAD  BOY'S CHUM DRESSED UP AS A GIRLTHE OLD 
MAN DELUDEDTHE  COUPLE START FOR THE COURT HOUSE PARKHIS MA APPEARS 
ON THE  SCENE"IF YOU LOVE ME, KISS ME?"MA TO THE RESCUE"I  AM DEAD 
AM I?"HIS PA THROWS A CHAIR THROUGH THE TRANSOM  


CHAPTER XV. 

CHAPTER XV. 
HIS PA AT THE RE-UNIONTHE OLD MAN IN MILITARY  SPLENDORTELLS HOW HE 
MOWED DOWN THE REBELS"I AND  GRANT"WHAT IS A SUTLER.TEN DOLLARS FOR 
PICKLES!"LET  US HANG HIM!"THE OLD MAN ON THE RUNHE STANDS UP TO 
SUPPERTHE BAD BOY IS TO DIE AT SUNSET 


CHAPTER XVI. 

CHAPTER XVI. 
THE BAD BOY IN LOVEARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?NO  GETTING TO HEAVEN ON SMALL 
POTATOESTHE BAD BOY HAS TO CHEW  COBSMA SAYS IT'S GOOD FOR A BOY 
TO BE IN LOVELOVE  WEAKENS THE BAD BOYHOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET 
MARRIED?MAD  DOGNEVER EAT ICE CREAM 


CHAPTER XVII. 

CHAPTER XVII. 
HIS PA FIGHTS HORNETSTHE OLD MAN LOOKS BADTHE  WOODS OF 
WAUWATOSATHE OLD MAN TAKES A NAP"HELEN  DAMNATION!""HELL IS OUT 
FOR NOON."THE LIVER MEDICINEITS  WONDERFUL EFFECTSTHE BAD BOY 
IS DRUNKGIVE ME A  LEMON!A SIGHT OF THE COMET!THE HIRED GIRL'S 
RELIGION  


CHAPTER XVIII. 

CHAPTER XVIII. 
HIS PA GOES HUNTINGMUTILATED JAWTHE  OLD MAN HAS TAKEN TO SWEARING 
AGAINOUT WEST, DUCK SHOOTING-HIS  COAT TAIL SHOT OFFSHOOTS AT A 
WILD GOOSETHE GUN  KICKS!THROWS A CHAIR AT HIS SONTHE ASTONISHED 
SHE-DEACON 


CHAPTER XIX. 

CHAPTER XIX. 
HIS PA IS "NISHIATED"ARE YOU A MASON?NO  HARM TO PLAY AT LODGEWHY 
GOATS ARE KEPT IN STABLESTHE  BAD BOY GETS THE GOAT UPSTAIRSTHE GRAND 
DUMPER DEGREEKYAN  PEPPER ON THE GOAT'S BEARD"BRING FORTH THE ROYAL 
BUMPER"THE  GOAT ON THE RAMPAGE 


CHAPTER XX. 

CHAPTER XX. 
HIS GIRL GOES BACK ON HIM. THE GROCERY MAN IS AFRAIDBUT  THE BAD BOY IS 
A WRECK"MY GIRL, HAS SHOOK ME!"THE  BAD BOY'S HEART IS BROKENSTILL 
HE ENJOYS A BIT OF FUNCOD  LIVER OIL ON THE PANCAKESTHE HIRED GIRLS 
MADE VICTIMSTHE  BAD BOY VOWS VENGEANCE ON HIS GIRL AND THE TELEGRAPH 
MESSENGER  


CHAPTER XXI. 

CHAPTER XXI. 
HE AND HIS PA IN CHICAGONOTHING LIKE TRAVELING  TO GIVE TONELAUGHING 
IN THE WRONG PLACEA DIABOLICAL  PLOT-HIS PA ARRESTED AS A 
KIDNAPPER-THE NUMBERS ON  THE DOORS CHANGEDTHE WRONG ROOM"NOTHIN' 
THE MAZZER  WITH ME, PET!"THE TELL-TALE HAT 


CHAPTER XXII. 

CHAPTER XXII. 
HIS PA IS DISCOURAGED"I AIN'T NO JONER!"THE  STORY OF THE ANCIENT 
PROPHETTHE SUNDAY SCHOOL FOLKS GO BACK  ON THE BAD BOY:CAGED 
CATSA COMMITTEE MEETINGA  REMARKABLE CATASTROPHE!"THAT BOY BEATS 
HELL!"BASTING  THE BAD BOYTHE HOT WATER IN THE SPONGE TRICK 


CHAPTER XXIII. 

CHAPTER XXIII. 
HE BECOMES A DRUGGIST"I HAVE GONE INTO  BUSINESS!"-A NEW 
ROSE-GERANIUM PERFUME-THE BAD BOY  IN A DRUGGIST'S STOREPRACTICING 
ON HIS PATHE  EXPLOSIONTHE SEIDLETZ POWDERHIS PA'S FREQUENT 
PAINSPOUNDING  INDIA-RUBBERCURING A WART 


CHAPTER XXIV. 

CHAPTER XXIV. HE QUITS THE DRUG BUSINESS. 
HE HAS DISSOLVED WITH  THE DRUGGERTHE OLD LADY AND THE GINTHE BAD BOY 
IGNOMINIOUSLY FIREDHOW HE DOSED HIS PA'S BRANDYTHE BAD BOY  AS "HAWTY 
AS A DOOK!"HE GETS EVEN WITH HIS GIRL-THE  BAD BOY WANTS A QUIET 
PLACETHE OLD MAN THREATENS THE PARSON  


CHAPTER XXV. 

CHAPTER XXV. 
HIS PA KILLS HIMA GENIUS AT WHISTLINGA  FUR-LINED CLOAK A CURE CURE 
FOR CONSUMPTIONANOTHER LETTER  SENT TO THE OLD MANHE RESOLVES ON 
IMMEDIATE PUNISHMENTTHE  BLADDER-BUFFERTHE EXPLOSIONA TRAGIC 
SCENEHIS  PA VOWS TO REFORM 


CHAPTER XXVI. 

CHAPTER XXVI. 
HIS PA MORTIFIEDSEARCHING FOR SEWER GASTHE  POWERFUL ODOR OF 
LIMBURGER CHEESE AT CHURCHTHE AFTER  MEETINGFUMIGATING THE HOUSETHE 
BAD BOY RESOLVES TO  BOARD AT AN HOTEL. 


CHAPTER XXVII. 

CHAPTER XXVII. 
HIS PA BROKE UPTHE BAD BOY DON'T THINK THE  GROCER FIT FOR HEAVENHE
 IS VERY SEVERE ON HIS OLD FRIENDTHE  NEED OF A NEW REVISED EDITIONTHE 
BAD BOY TURNS REVISERHIS  PA REACHES FOR THE POKERA SPECIAL 
PROVIDENCETHE SLED  SLEWED!HIS PA UNDER THE MULES 


CHAPTER XXVIII. 

CHAPTER XXVIII. 
HIS PA GOES SKATINGTHE BAD BOY CARVES A  TURKEYHIS PA'S FAME AS A 
SKATERTHE OLD MAN ESSAYS TO  SKATE ON ROLLERSHIS WILD CAPERSHE
 SPREADS HIMSELF-HOLIDAYS  A CONDEMNED NUISANCERTHE BAD BOY'S 
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS 


CHAPTER XXIX. 

CHAPTER XXIX. 
HIS PA GOES CALLINGHIS PA STARTS FORTHA  PICTURE OF THE OLD 
MAN "FULL"POLITENESS AT A WINTER PICNICASSAULTED  BY 
SANDBAGGERSRESOLVED TO DRINK NO MORE COFFEEA GIRL  FULL OF "AIG NOGG" 


CHAPTER XXX. 

CHAPTER XXX. 
HIS PA DISSECTEDTHE MISERIES OF THE MUMPSNO  PICKLES, THANK 
YOUONE MORE EFFORT To REFORM THE OLD MANTHE  BAD BOY PLAYS MEDICAL 
STUDENTPROCEEDS TO DISSECT HIS PA"GENTLEMEN,  I AM NOT DEAD!"SAVED 
FROM THE SCALPEL"NO MORE WHISKY  FOR YOU." 


CHAPTER XXXI. 

CHAPTER XXXI. 
HIS PA JOINS A TEMPERANCE SOCIETYTHE GROCERY  MAN SYMPATHISES WITH THE 
OLD MANWARNS THE BAD BOY THAT HE  MAY HAVE A STEP-FATHER!THE BAD 
BOY SCORNS THE IDEAINTRODUCES  HIS PA TO THE GRAND "WORTHY DUKE!"THE 
SOLEMN OATHTHE  BRAND PLUCKED FROM THE BURNING 


CHAPTER XXXII. 

CHAPTER XXXII. 
HIS PA'S MARVELOUS ESCAPETHE GROCERY MAN HAS  NO VASELINETHE OLD 
MAN PROVIDES THREE FIRE ESCAPESONE  OF THE ESCAPES TESTEDHIS PA 
SCANDALIZES THE CHURCH"SHE'S  A DARLING!"WORLDLY MUSIC IN THE COURTS 
OF ZION 


CHAPTER XXXIII. 

CHAPTER XXXIII. 
HIS PA JOKES HIMTHE BAD BOY CAUGHT AT LASTHOW  TO GROW A 
MOUSTACHETAR AND CAYENNE PEPPERTHE GROCERY  MAN'S FATE IS 
SEALEDFATHER AND SON JOIN IN A PRACTICAL JOKESOFT  SOAP ON THE 
STEPSDOWNFALL OF MINISTERS AND DEACONS"MA  TO THE RESCUE!"THE BAD 
BOY GETS EVEN WITH HIS PA 


CHAPTER XXXIV. 

CHAPTER XXXIV. 
HIS PA GETS MADA ROOM IN COURT-PLASTERTHE  BAD BOY DECLINES BEING 
MAULED!THE OLD MAN GETS A HOT BOXTHE  BAD BOY BORROWS A CAT!THE 
BATTLE!"HELEN BLAZES!"THE  CAT VICTORIOUS!THE BAD BOY DRAWS THE 
LINE AT KINDLING WOOD!  


CHAPTER XXXV. 

CHAPTER XXXV. 
HIS PA AN INVENTORTHE BAD BOY A MARTYRTHE  DOG-COLLAR IN 
THE SAUSAGEA PATENT STOVETHE PATENT  TESTED!HIS PA A BURNT 
OFFERINGEARLY BREAKFAST! 


CHAPTER XXXVI. 

HIS PA GETS BOXEDPARROT FOR SALETHE OLD MAN IS DOWN ON THE  
GROCER"A CONTRITE HEART BEATS A BOB-TAILED FLUSH!"POLLY'S  
RESPONSESCAN A PARROT GO TO HELL?THE OLD MAN GETS  ANOTHER BLACK 
EYEDUFFY HITS FOR KEEPS!NOTHING LIKE  AN OYSTER FOR A BLACK EYE 










Grocery Man and Peck's Bad  Boy (v.2)  

DETAILED CONTENTS.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.










List of Illustrations  

Cover

Frontispiece

Titlepage

Well I'm Dem'd

One for the Old Maid

The Old Man Stabbed

Maple Syrup for One

Great God, Hanner, We Are Blowed Up

By Low Baby

The Old Man, the Hired Girl and The Goat

After the Earthquake Was Over

Uncle Tom and Topsy

The Minister and Deacons Salted

The Sunday School Teachers First Appearance on Stage

Pa Was All Tied up

Fourth of July Misadventures

Hennery, Your Pa is a Mighty Sick Man















DETAILED CONTENTS.  



CHAPTER I. 

CHAPTER I. 
VARIEGATED DOGSTHE BAD BOY SLEEPS ON THE ROOFA  MAN DOESN'T 
KNOW EVERYTHING AT FORTY-EIGHTTHE OLD MAN WANTS  SOME POLLYNURIOUS 
WATERTHE DYER'S DOGSPROCESSION OF  THE DOGSPINK, BLUE, GREEN AND 
WHITE"WELL, I'M DEM'd"HIS  PA DON'T APPRECIATE. 


CHAPTER II. 

CHAPTER II. 
HIS PA PLAYS JOKESA MAN SHOULDN'T GET MAD AT A  JOKETHE MAGIC 
BOUQUETTHE GROCERY MAN TAKES A TURNHIS  PA TRIES THE BOUQUET AT 
CHURCHONE FOR THE OLD MAIDA  FIGHT ENSUESTHE BAD BOY THREATENS THE 
GROCERY manA  COMPROMISE. 


CHAPTER III. 

CHAPTER III. 
HIS PA STABBEDTHE GROCERY MAN SETS A TRAP IN  VAINA BOOM IN 
LINIMENTHIS PA GOES TO THE LANGTRY  SHOWTHE BAD BOY TURNS 
BURGLARTHE OLD MAN STABBEDHIS  ACCOUNT OF THE FRAYA GOOD SINGLE 
HANDED LIAR. 


CHAPTER IV. 

CHAPTER IV. 
HIS PA BUSTEDTHE CRAZE FOR MINING STOCKWHAT'S  A BILK?THE PIOUS 
BILKTHE OLD MAN INVESTSTHE  DEACONS AND EVEN THE HIRED GIRLS 
INVESTHOT MAPLE SYRUP FOR  ONEGETTING A MAN'S MIND OFF HIS TROUBLES. 


CHAPTER V. 

CHAPTER V. 
HIS PA AND DYNAMITETHE OLD MAN SELLING SILVER  STOCKFENIAN 
SCARE"DYNAMITE" IN MILWAUKEETHE  FENIAN BOOM"GREAT GOD, MANNER! 
WE ARE BLOWED UP!"HIS  MA HAS LOTS OF SANDTHE OLD MAN USELESS IN 
TROUBLETHE  DOG AND THE FALSE TEETH 


CHAPTER VI. 

CHAPTER VI. 
HIS PA AN ORANGEMANTHE GROCERY MAN SHAMEFULLY  ABUSEDHE GETS 
HOTBUTTER, OLEOMARGARINE AND AXLE  GREASETHE OLD MAN WEARS ORANGE 
ON ST. PATRICK'S DAYHE  HAS TO RUN FOR HIS LIFETHE BAD BOY AT SUNDAY 
SCHOOLINGERSOLL  AND BEECHER VOTED OUTMARY HAD A LAMB 


CHAPTER VII. 

CHAPTER VII. 
HIS MA DECEIVES HIMTHE BAD BOY IN SEARCH OF  SAFFRON"WELL, IT'S A 
GIRL, IF YOU MUST KNOW"THE BAD  BOY IS GRIEVED AT HIS MA'S DECEPTION 
"SH-H-H TOOTSY GO TO  SLEEP""BY LOW, BABY"THAT SETTLED IT WITH 
THE CATA  BABY! BAH! IT MAKES ME TIRED 


CHAPTER VIII. 

CHAPTER VIII. 
THE BABY AND THE GOAT. THE BAD BOY THINKS HIS SISTER  WILL BE A FIRE 
ENGINE"OLD NUMBER TWO"BABY REQUIRES  GOAT MILK? THE GOAT IS 
FRISKYTAKES TO EATING ROMAN  CANDLESTHE OLD MAN, THE HIRED GIRL, AND 
THE GOATTHE  BAD BOY BECOMES TELLER IN A LIVERY STABLE 


CHAPTER IX. 

CHAPTER IX. 
A FUNERAL PROCESSIONTHE BAD BOY ON CRUTCHES"YOU  OUGHT TO SEE THE 
MINISTER"AN ELEVEN DOLLAR FUNERALTHE  MINISTER TAKES THE LINESAN
 EARTHQUAKEAFTER THE  EARTHQUAKE WAS OVERTHE POLICEMAN FANS THE 
MINISTERA  MINISTER SHOULD HAVE SENSE 


CHAPTER X. 

CHAPTER X. 
THE OLD MAN MAKES A SPEECH. THE GROCERY MAN AND THE BAD  BOY HAVE 
A FUSSTHE BOHEMIAN BANDTHE BAD BOY  ORGANIZES A SERENADE"BABY 
MINE"THE OLD MAN ELOQUENTTHE  BOHEMIANS CREATE A FAMINETHE Y. M. C. 
A. ANNOUNCEMENT 


CHAPTER XI. 

CHAPTER XI. 
GARDENING UNDER DIFFICULTIESTHE GROCERY MAN IS  DECEIVEDTHE BAD 
BOY DON'T LIKE MOVINGGOES INTO THE  COLORING BUSINESSTHE OLD MAN 
THOROUGHLY DISGUSTEDUNCLE  TOM AND TOPSYTHE OLD MAN ARRESTEDWHAT 
THE GROCERY  MAN THINKSTHE BAD BOY MORALIZES ON HIS FATERESOLVES TO  
BE GOOD 


CHAPTER XII. 

CHAPTER XII. 
THE OLD MAN SHOOTS THE MINISTERTHE BAD BOY  TRIES TO LEAD A DIFFERENT 
LIFEMURDER IN THE AIRTHE  OLD MAN AND HIS FRIENDS GIVE THEMSELVES 
AWAYDREADFUL  STORIES OF THEIR WICKED YOUTHTHE CHICKEN COOP 
INVADEDTHE  OLD MAN TO THE RESCUETHE MINISTER AND THE DEACONS SALTED 


CHAPTER XIII. 

CHAPTER XIII. 
THE BAD BOY A THOROUGHBRED. THE BAD BOY WITH A BLACK  EYEA POOR 
FRIENDLESS GIRL EXCITES HIS PITYPROVES  HIMSELF A GALLANT 
KNIGHTTHE OLD MAN IS CHARMED AT HIS SON'S  COURAGETHE GROCERY MAN 
MORALIZESFIFTEEN CHRISTS IN  MILWAUKEETHE TABLES TURNEDTHE OLD MAN 
WEARS THE  BOY'S OLD CLOTHES 


CHAPTER XIV. 

CHAPTER XIV. 
ENTERTAINING Y. M. C. A. DELEGATESTHE BAD BOY  MINISTERS AT THE Y. 
M. C. A. WATER FOUNTAINTHE DELEGATES  FLOOD THEMSELVES WITH SODA 
WATERTWO DELEGATES DEALT TO HIS  MATHE NIGHT KEYTHE FALL OF THE 
FLOWER STANDDELEGATES  IN THE CELLAR ALL NIGHTTHE BAD BOY'S GIRL IS 
WORKING HIS  REFORMATION 


CHAPTER XV. 

CHAPTER XV. 
HE TURNS SUPE. THE BAD BOY QUITS JERKING SODAENTERS  THE DRAMATIC 
PROFESSION"WHAT'S A SUPER"THE  PRIVILEGES OF A SUPE'S FATHERBEHIND 
THE SCENESTHE  BAD BOY HAS PLAYED WITH MC'CULLOUGH"IWAS THE 
POPULACE."PLAYS  IT ON HIS SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER"I PRITHEE, AU 
RESERVOIR, I  GO HENS!" 


CHAPTER XVI. 

CHAPTER XVI. 
UNCLE EZRA PAYS A VISIT. UNCLE EZRA CAUSES THE BAD  BOY TO 
BACKSLIDEUNCLE EZRA AND THE OLD MAN WERE BAD PILLSTHEIR  RECORD IS 
AWFULKEEPING UNCLE EZRA ON THE RAGGED EDGETHE  BED SLATS FIXEDTHE 
OLD MAN TANGLED UPTHIS WORLD IS  NOT RUN RIGHTUNCLE EZRA MAKES HIM 
TIRED 


CHAPTER XVII. 

CHAPTER XVII. 
HE DISCUSSES THEOLOGY. MEDITATIONS ON NOAH'S ARKTHE  GARDEN OF 
EDENTHE ANCIENT DUDEADAM WITH A PLUG HAT  ON"I'M A THINKER FROM 
THINKERSVILLE"THE APOSTLES IN  A PATROL WAGONELIJAH AND ELISHATHE 
PRODIGAL SONA  VEAL POT PIE FOR DINNER 


CHAPTER XVIII. 

CHAPTER XVIII. 
THE DEPARTED ROOSTER. THE GROCERY MAN DISCOURSES ON  DEATHTHE DEAD 
ROOSTERA BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCHTHE  TENDERNESS BETWEEN THE ROOSTER 
AND HIS FAITHFUL HENTHE HEN  RETIRES TO SETTHE CHICKENSTHE PROUD 
ROOSTER DIESTHE  FICKLE HEN FLIRTING IN INDECENT HASTE 


CHAPTER XIX. 

CHAPTER XIX. 
ONE MORE JOKE ON THE OLD MANUNCLE EZRA RETURNSTHE  BASKET ON THE 
STEPSTHE ANONYMOUS LETTER"O, BROTHER  THAT I SHOULD LIVE TO SEE THIS 
DAY!"AN UGLY DUTCH BABYTHE  OLD MAN WHEELS THE BABY NOWA FROG IN 
THE OLD MAN'S BED  


CHAPTER XX. 

CHAPTER XX. 
FOURTH OF JULY MISADVENTURES. TROUBLE IN THE PISTOL  POCKETTHE GROCERY 
MAN'S CAT THE BAD BOY A MINISTERING ANGELASLEEP  ON THE FOURTH OF 
JULYGOES WITH HIS GIRL TO THE SOLDIER'S  HOMETERRIBLE. FOURTH OF JULY 
MISADVENTURESTHE GIRL  WHO WENT OUT COMES BACK A BURNT OFFERING 


CHAPTER XXI. 

CHAPTER XXI. 
WORKING ON SUNDAY. TURNING A GRINDSTONE IS HEALTHY"NOT  ANY GRINDSTONE 
FOR HENNERY!"THIS HYPOCRISY IS PLAYED OUTANOTHER  JOB ON THE OLD 
MANHOW THE DAYS OF THE WEEK GOT MIXEDTHE  NUMEROUS FUNERALSTHE 
MINISTER APPEARSTHE BAD BOY  GOES OVER THE BACK FENCE 


CHAPTER XXII. 

CHAPTER XXII. 
THE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED. THE OLD MAN BEGINS  DRINKING AGAINTHINKS 
BETTING IS HARMLESSHAD TO WALK  HOME FROM CHICAGOTHE SPECTACLES 
CHANGEDA SMALL SUIT  OF CLOTHESTHE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED"HENNERY, 
YOUR  PA IS A MIGHTY SICK MAN"THE SWELLING SUDDENLY GOES DOWN 


CHAPTER XXIII. 

CHAPTER XXIII. 
THE GROCERY MAN AND THE GHOST. GHOSTS DON'T STEAL  WORMY FIGSA GRAND 
REHEARSALTHE MINISTER MURDERS  HAMLETTHE WATER MELON KNIFETHE OLD 
MAN WANTED TO  REHEARSE THE DRUNKEN SCENE IN RIP VAN WINKLENO HUGGING 
ALLOWEDHAMLET WOULDN'T HAVE TWO GHOSTS"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE  TO BE AN 
IDIOT?" 


CHAPTER XXIV. 

CHAPTER XXIV. 
THE CRUEL WOMAN AND THE LUCKLESS DOGTHE BAD  BOY WITH A DOG AND A BLACK 
EYEWHERE DID YOU STEAL HIM?ANGELS  DON'T BREAK DOGS' LEGSA WOMAN 
WHO BREAKS DOGS' LEGS HAS NO  SHOW WITH ST. PETERANOTHER BURGLAR 
SCARETHE GROCERY  DELIVERY MAN SCARED 


CHAPTER XXV. 

CHAPTER XXV. 
THE BAD BOY GROWS THOUGHTFULWHY IS LETTUCE  LIKE A GIRL?KING SOLOMON 
A FOOLTHINK OF ANY SANE MAN  HAVING A THOUSAND WIVESHE WOULD HAVE 
TO HAVE TWO HOTELS  DURING VACATION300 BLONDES600 BRUNETTES, ETC.A
 THOUSAND WIVES TAKING ICE CREAM"I DON'T ENVY SOLOMON HIS  THOUSAND" 


CHAPTER XXVI. 

CHAPTER XXVI. 
FARM EXPERIENCES. THE BAD BOY WORKS ON A FARM FOR A  DEACONHE KNOWS 
WHEN HE HAS GOT ENOUGHHOW THE DEACON  MADE HIM FLAX AROUNDAND HOW HE 
MADE IT WARM FOR THE DEACON  


CHAPTER XXVII. 

DRINKING CIDER IN THE CELLARTHE DEACON WILL NOT ACCEPT HENNERY'S  
RESIGNATIONHE WANTS BUTTER ON HIS PANCAKESHIS CHUM  JOINS HIMTHE 
SKUNK IN THE CELLARTHE POOR BOY GETS  THE "AGER." 










Peck's Bad Boy Abroad  

DETAILED CONTENTS

PECK'S BAD BOY ABROAD.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.

CHAPTER XXVIII.

CHAPTER XXIX.

CHAPTER XXX.










List of Illustrations  

Don't Shoot, Please 019

Doctors Left a Monkey Wrench in Him 025

Went out Just Ahead of the Old Man's Arctic Overshoes 027

Pasted a Tomato Can Label on the Suitcase 31

He Began to Dance All Around the Platform 037

Fished out a Nickel and Gave It to the Porter 042

President Began to Curl up his Lip 045

I Was Starting to Give Him a Swift Punch 047

Saw the Marble Coffins in Which George and Martha 050

Slipped It Down the Back of Dad's Pants 057

The Waiter Brought Dad the Check 063

One Man Wanted Dad to Cash a Check 067

Night Watchman Came in With a House Policeman 071

I Am Sorry for Dad, Because he Holds More Than I Do 074

A Speech, Thanking his Fellow Countrymen 078

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep 094

Snarl at Everybody They See 101

Stood Around and Let Richard Kill Those Princes 098

Beefeater's Stampede 107

Suit he Had Made in Oshkosh 111

Settling the Irish Question 115

God Save the King 119

He Went over Backwards 121

Glad to Serve Any of the Descendants Of The Heroes 126

Dad Rolled off over the Bowsprit 128

Isn't Money Enough in the Whole Family to Wad a Gun 131

Dad Drove the Dukes out 135

Coughs up a Tip Every Time 143

A Tone of Voice That Meant Trouble 138

I Won't Hurt the Little Runt 145

Tried to Explain That he Had Been Buncoed 148

Badge on Dad's Breast, With the Word "bishop" 153

Dad Was a Sight when We Found Him in Jail 155

Flies Crawling Around There Are Men and Women 157

He Took out a Five-dollar Bill 159

Dance, Like They Had Seen the People Dance at The Show 164

A System of Gambling 162

Seeing the Poor Devils Who Had Gone Broke 166

Reach Into Another Pocket and Dig up Another Roll 171

Started in on a Democratic Speech 175

Dad Got Down on his Knees and Tried to Say a Prayer 178

Dad Slipped Down a Crevice About 100 Feet 181

Have to Remain There Until Spring Opened 183

Dad and the Anarchists Reveled Till Morning 188

Coughed up over $40 the First Day, Just Giving to Beggars 191

Overboard, One Yell in the English Language, One In Eye-talian 193

Then You Don't Blame Your Little Boy, Do You 197

Wanted to Turn in a Fire Alarm 201

Threw a Pail of Ashes over the Fence 204

Dad Insisted on Carrying an Umbrella 207

The Man Rolled Dad over and he Was a Sight 210

It Was a Picture to See Dad Go up Old Baldhead 214

And She Was Stroking his Hair 217

He Was Yelling for Water 223

Pulled a Long Blue Gun 220

It Brought on a Revolution 227

What Dad Expected of Me in the Way Of Amusement 230

Went over in the Sand and Struck his Pants on a Cactus 233

He Took the Lead for Good Old Rome 235

Had to Kiss Anybody They Brought To Me 238

For Awhile Dad Dassent Go up 241

He Would Break Me up Into Bones, and Throw Me Into a Pile 246

The Russian Told Dad That Nicholas Just Doted On Americans 250

See the Guards Shaking Dice for Our Money 253

A Cossack Rode Right up to Him and Lashed Him over The Back 258

Hit Dad in the Nose With The Butt of a Revolver 255

Hung by One Pant Leg 264

Piled Us out on Top of Dad 269

Dad Stood up in the Sledge 267

Pursued by a Pack of Ravenous Wolves 271

When Dad Put his Hand on Her Shoulder and Petted It 276

Get out You Hounds 282

There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town To-night 279

Another Took Me by the Ear 285

He Must Bring his Folks, and All His Wives 289

He Was Just Getting Warmed up 293

Stampede 299

It Takes Nine Baths to Get Down To American Epidermis 304

Sat There Like a Frog on A Pond Lily Leaf 308

Started on a Stampede for the Pyramids 311

I Was Ashamed of Dad 319

Pay, Or They Would Kill Him 316

Dad is Disguised As a Shiek 323

Keep Away from the Banks for Fear The Banks Will Cave In 329

Sang So Loud You Would Think he Would Split Hisself 333

Breathed in his Face 339

The King Got One Piece of the Cayenne Pepper Candy 347

Dad Couldn't Stand It Any Longer 343

Dad's Pants Stayed on the Bull's Horns 349

There is Laughter Everywhere 353

And So This is the Champion Little Devil of America 357

Dad Leaned Against a Lamp Post and Scratched his Back 364

Began to Sell Things To Dad 368

Dad and Leopold Make a Rush for That Swimming Place 372

I'll Swim You a Match to the Other Side 378

When the Goats Began to Chew The Clothes 375

Grabbed a Mouthful of Dad's Ample Pants 386

The Ox Bellowed and Run Away 382















CONTENTS  



CHAPTER I. 

CHAPTER I. 
The Bad Boy and His Chum Call on the Old Groceryman  After Being Away at 
SchoolThe Bad Boy's Dad in a Bad Way  


CHAPTER II. 

CHAPTER II. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Ready for Their TravelsThe  Bad Boy Labels the 
Old Man's Suit CaseHow the Cowboys Made  Him Dance Once 


CHAPTER III. 

CHAPTER III. 
The Bad Boy Writes About the Fun They Had Going to  WashingtonHe
 and His Dad Call on President RooseveltThe  Bad Boy Meets One of the 
Children and They Disagree 


CHAPTER IV. 

CHAPTER IV. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit Mount VernonDad  Weeps at the Grave of 
the Father of Our Country 


CHAPTER V. 

CHAPTER V. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Have Dinner at the  Waldorf-AstoriaThe Bad Boy 
Orders DinnerThe Old Man  Gets StuckTries to Rescue a Countess in 
Distress 


CHAPTER VI. 

CHAPTER VI. 
The Bad Boy Writes the Old Groceryman About Ocean  VoyagesHis Dad Has 
an Argument Over a Steamer Chair. 


CHAPTER VII. 

CHAPTER VII. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Eat FogCall on AstorA  Dynamite Outrage 


CHAPTER VIII. 

CHAPTER VIII. 
The Bad Boy Writes About the Craze for Gin in the  White-chapel 
DistrictHe Gives His Dad a Scare in the Tower  of London 


CHAPTER IX. 

CHAPTER IX. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Call on King Edward and Almost  Settle the Irish 
Question 


CHAPTER X. 

CHAPTER X. 
The Bad Boy Writes of Ancient and Modern Highwaymen¦  They Get a Taste 
of High Life in London and Dad Tells the Story of  the Picklemaker's 
Daughter 


CHAPTER XI. 

CHAPTER XI. 
The Bad Boy Writes About ParisTells About the  Trip Across the English 
ChannelDad Feeds a Dog and Gets  Arrested 


CHAPTER XII. 

CHAPTER XII. 
The Bad Boy's Second Letter from ParisDad  Poses as a Mormon Bishop 
and Has to Be RescuedThey Climb  the Eiffel Tower and the Old Man Gets 
Converted 


CHAPTER XIII. 

CHAPTER XIII. 
The Bad Boy's Dad and a Man from Dakota Frame Up a  Scheme to Break the 
Bank, But They Go BrokeThe Party in  Trouble 


CHAPTER XIV. 

CHAPTER XIV. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Have an Automobile RideThey  Run Over a 
PeasantClimb "Glaziers"Dad Falls Over a  Precipice, But Is Rescued by 
the Guides After a Hard Time of It  


CHAPTER XV. 

CHAPTER XV. 
Dad Plays He Is an AnarchistThey Give Alms to  the Beggars and the Bad 
Boy Ducks a Gondolier and His Dad in the  Grand Canal 


CHAPTER XVI. 

CHAPTER XVI. 
The Bad Boy Writes from NaplesDad Sees  Vesuvius and Calls the Servants 
to Put Out the FireThey  Have Trouble with a "Dago" in Pompeii 


CHAPTER XVII. 

CHAPTER XVII. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Climb VesuviusA  Chicago Lady Joins the Party 
and Causes Trouble 


CHAPTER XVIII. 

CHAPTER XVIII. 
The Bad Boy Makes Friends with Some Italian  ChildrenDad is Chased by 
Lions from the Coliseum"  Not Any More Rome for Papa," says Dad 


CHAPTER XIX. 

CHAPTER XIX. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit the PopeThey Bow  to, the King of Italy 
and His Nine SpotsDad Finds ThatThe  CatacombsIs Not a Comic Opera 


CHAPTER XX. 

CHAPTER XX. 
The Bad Boy Tells About the Land of the Czar and the  Trouble They Had to 
Get ThereDad Does a Stunt and Mixes It  Up with the People and Soldiers 


CHAPTER XXI. 

CHAPTER XXI. 
Dad Sees a Russian Revolution and Faints'The  Bad Boy Arranges a Wolf 
HuntDad Threatens to Throw the Boy  to the Wolves 


CHAPTER XXII. 

CHAPTER XXII. 
Dad Wears His Masonic Fez in ConstantinopleThey  Find the Turks 
Sensitive on the Dog QuestionA College Yell  for the Sultan Sends Him 
Into a Fit 


CHAPTER XXIII. 

CHAPTER XXIII. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Meet the Cream of the Harem"Little  Egypt" Does 
a Dancing StuntThe Sultan Wants to Send Fifty  Wives to the President 


CHAPTER XXIV. 

CHAPTER XXIV. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Arrive in CairoAt the  Hotel They Meet Some 
Egyptian PrincessesDad Rides a Camel  to the Pyramids and Meets with 
Difficulties 


CHAPTER XXV. 

CHAPTER XXV. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad Climb the PyramidsThe  Bad Boy Lights a Cannon 
Cracker in Rameses' TombThey Flee  from Egypt in Disguise 


CHAPTER XXVI. 

CHAPTER XXVI. 
The Bad Boy Writes About GibraltarThe  Irish-English ArmyHow He Would 
Take the FortressDad  Wants to Buy the "Rock" 


CHAPTER XXVII. 

CHAPTER XXVII. 
The Bad Boy Writes of SpainThey call On the  King and the Bad Boy Is At 
It Once MoreThey See a Bull  Fight and Dad Does a Turn 


CHAPTER XXVIII. 

CHAPTER XXVIII. 
The Bad Boy and His Dad at BerlinThey Call  On Emperor William and His 
Family and the Bad Boy Plays a Joke on  Them All 


CHAPTER XXIX. 

CHAPTER XXIX. 
The Bad Boy Writes from BrusselsHe and Dad  See the Field of Waterloo 
and Call on King Leopold, and Dad and  the King Go in for a SwimThe Bad 
Boy, a Dog and Some Goats  Do the Rest 


CHAPTER XXX. 

CHAPTER XXX. 
The Bad Boy's Delayed Letter About Holland and CubaDad  and the Boy Go 
for a Drive in a Dog-CartThey Have a Great  TimeLand in Cuba and See 
the Island We Fought For 










Peck's Uncle Ike and Red  Headed Boy  

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.










List of Illustrations  

Cover

Frontispiece

Titlepage

A Dog Biscuit Would Have Been Mince Pie

Something the Matter With This 'ere Terbacker

It Does Not Take Opera Music to Get People To Heaven

Wanted Me to Send For a Doctor

Grabbed a Circus Man by the Arm

My Boy, You Are Going to Lose Your Uncle Ike

Which is Jeffries

We Are Going to Have the Petition

Bump That Indicates That You Will Steal

She is a Nice, Warm-looking Girl

A Lot of Us Boys Are Going to the Klondike

I Heard a Rumor About You Yesterday

Here, This Plaster Has Got to Be Removed

Nothing on But a Flour Sack

Been Trying to Smoke the Old Man's Pipe, Eh!

Take to the Chaparral, Condemn You

You Better Call It a Draw

We Came to Offer You the Position of Colonel

Where Did You Get That Watch

What Dum Foolishness You Got on Hand Now

Squirming Like a Lot of Angleworms

Where's the Police

I Would Give Him One on the Nose With My Left Hand

A Life on the Ocean Wave









Peck's Sunshine  

"NOT GUILTY."

PECK'S SUNSHINE.

FEMALE DOCTORS WILL NEVER DO.

CROSSMAN'S GOAT.

A MEAN TRICK.

A FEMALE KNIGHT OF PYTHIAS.

THE TELESCOPE FISH-POLE CANE.

AN ARM THAT IS NOT RELIABLE.

BOUNCED FROM CHURCH FOR DANCING.

POLICE SEARCHING WOMEN.

ABOUT HELL.

UNSCREWING THE TOP OF A FRUIT JAR.

BUTTERMILK BIBBERS.

AN ÆSTHETIC FEMALE CLUB BUSTED.

FOOLING WITH THE BIBLE.

COLORED CONCERT TROUPES.

COULDN'T GET AWAY FROM HIM.

DOGS AND HUMAN BEINGS.

ARTHUR WILL KEEP A COW.

SHALL THERE BE HUGGING IN THE PARKS?

THE BOB-TAILED BADGER.

CANNIBALS AND CORK LEGS.

THE MINISTERIAL PUGILISTS.

MUSIC ON THE WATERS.

WOMAN-DOZING A DEMOCRAT.

A LIVELY TRAIN LOAD.

HOW SHARPER THAN A HOUND'S TOOTH.

A SEWING MACHINE GIVEN TO THE BOSS GIRL.

DON'T APPRECIATE KINDNESS.

RELIGION AND FISH.

A DOCTOR OF LAWS.

THE DIFFERENCE IN HORSES.

ADDICTED TO LIMBURG CHEESE.

TERRIBLE TIME ON THE CARS.

CHANGED SATCHELS.

THE NAUGHTY BUT NICE CHURCH CHOIR.

SENSE IN LITTLE BUGS.

SUMMER RESORTING.

THE GOSPEL CAR.

INCIDENTS AT THE NEWHALL HOUSE FIRE.

THE WAY WOMEN BOSS A PILLOW.

THE DEADLY PAPER BAG

THE VIRGINIA DUEL.

THE DIFFERENCE.

SPURIOUS TRIPE.

A CASE OF PARALYSIS.

MALE AND FEMALE MASHING.

THE USES OF THE PAPER BAG.

THE NEW COAL STOVE.

A COLD, CHEERLESS RIDE.

SOME TALK ABOUT MONOPOLIES.

A BALD-HEADED MAN MOST CRAZY.

ACCIDENTS AND INCIDENTS AT THEATRES.

ALL ABOUT A SANDWICH.

GOODWILL AND COMPASSION.

THE FEMALE BURGLAR.

THE GIRL THAT WAS HUGGED TO DEATH.

OUR CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORS HAVE GONE.

THE SUDDEN FIRE-WORKS AT RACINE.

YOUNG FOOLS WHO MARRY.

LARGE MOUTHS ARE FASHIONABLE.

LOOKING FOR A MOOLEY COW.

THE HARMFUL HAMMOCK.

BOYS AND CIRCUSES.

A TRYING SITUATION.

THE KIND OF A DOCTOR TO HAVE.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ABE TALKING ABOUT.

A KANSAS CYCLONE.

HOW JEFF DAVIS WAS CAPTURED.

THOSE BOLD, BAD DRUMMERS.

ANGELS OR EAGLES.

AN ACCIDENT ALL ABOUND.

PRIZE FIGHTING AND MORMONISM.

MISDEAL IN A SLEEPING CAR.

PARALYSIS IN A THEATRE

THE QUEEREST NAME.

CHURCH KENO.

THE ADVENT PREACHER AND THE BALLOON.

THE CAUSE OF RHEUMATISM.

HOW A GROCERY MAN WAS MAIMED.

CAMP MEETING IN THE DARK OF THE MOON.

ANOTHER VIEW OF THE CASK

THE PIOUS DEACON AND THE WORLDLY COW.

THE QUESTION OF CATS.

THE KNIGHT AND THE BRIDAL CHAMBER.

THE HOUSE GIRL RACE.

THE TROUBLE MR. STOREY HAS.

TRAGEDY ON THE STAGE.

THE MISTAKE ABOUT IT.

THE MAN FROM DUBUQUE.

THE GIDDY GIRLS QUARREL.

DON'T LEAVE YOUR GUM AROUND.

THE WAY TO NAME CHILDREN.

ABOUT RAILROAD CONDUCTORS.

A HOT BOX AT A PICNIC.

BROKE UP A PRAYER MEETING.

SHOOTING ON SUNDAY, WITH THE MOUTH.

A WASHINGTON SURPRISE PARTY.

THE DIFFERENCE IN CLOTHES.

A TEMPERANCE LECTURE THAT HURT.

BRAVERY OF MRS. GARFIELD

ILLUSTRATING THE ASSASSINATION.

THE INFIDEL AND HIS SILVER MINE.

THE GREAT MONOPOLIES.

ANOTHER DEAD FAILURE.

OUR BLUE-COATED DOG POISONERS.

AND HE ROSE UP AND SPAKE.

GOT IN THE WRONG PEW.

PALACE CATTLE CARS.

DUCK OR NO DINNER.

THE GUINEA PIG.

FAILURE OF A SOLID INSTITUTION.









Private George W. Peck 

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.










List of Illustrations  

Mounting a Horse from the Top of A Rail Fence

On Went the Two Night Riders

Great Caesar's Ghost How It Did Taste

Never Did Know, How I Got out of the General's Tent

A Solemn Funeral Oration

You Are a Darling Good Man

Engineer Threw a Lump of Coal and Hit Me

We Went Into the Camp That Way

Just Promoted to the Proud Position of Corporal

Xcuse Me, But What Kind of a Thing is That?

Two Very Long Stockings, Came over the Pulpit

Gave a Yell That Could Have Been Heard A Mile

She Gave Him a Piece of Her Mind

I Forbid You Touching That Mare

Stood There for a Minute, Like A Horse Statute






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