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INDEX FOR WORKS OF 
BILL NYE  

By Bill Nye

With hyperlinks to all Chapters of the Individual Ebooks  

Compiled by David Widger  










CONTENTS  

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##  REMARKS

##  BALED HAY

##  BILL NYE AND BOOMERANG

##  BILL NYE'S CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW

##  BILL NYE'S SPARKS

##  BILL NYE'S RED BOOK

COMIC HISTORY OF ENGLAND

HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES

NYE AND RILEY'S WIT AND HUMOR

A GUEST AT THE LUDLOW

BILL NYE'S CORDWOOD














TABLES OF CONTENTS OF VOLUMES  












REMARKS  

By BILL NYE 
(Edgar W. Nye)  










CONTENTS  

DIRECTIONS. 

ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS 




My School Days. 

Recollections of Noah Webster. 

To Her Majesty. 

Habits of a Literary Man. 

A Father's Letter. 

Archimedes. 

To the President-Elect. 

Anatomy. 

Mr. Sweeney's Cat. 

The Heyday of Life. 

They Fell. 

Second Letter to the President. 

Milling in Pompeii. 

Broncho Sam. 

How Evolution Evolves. 

Hours With Great Men. 

Concerning Coroners. 

Down East Rum. 

Railway Etiquette. 

B. Franklin, Deceased. 

Life Insurance as a Health Restorer. 

The Opium Habit. 

More Paternal Correspondence. 

Twombley's Tale. 

On Cyclones. 

The Arabian Language. 

Verona. 

A Great Upheaval. 

The Weeping Woman. 

The Crops. 

Literary Freaks. 

A Father's Advice to His Son. 

Eccentricity in Lunch. 

Insomnia in Domestic Animals. 

Along Lake Superior. 

I Tried Milling. 

Our Forefathers. 

In Acknowledgement. 

Preventing a Scandal. 

About Portraits. 

The Old South. 

Knights of the Pen. 

The Wild Cow. 

Spinal Meningitis. 

Skimming the Milky Way. 

A Thrilling Experience. 

Catching a Buffalo. 

John Adams. 

The Wail Of A Wife. 

Bunker Hill. 

A Lumber Camp. 

My Lecture Abroad. 

The Miner at Home. 

An Operatic Entertainment. 

Dogs and Dog Days. 

Christopher Columbus. 

Accepting the Laramie Postoffice. 

A Journalistic Tenderfoot. 

The Amateur Carpenter. 

The Average Hen. 

Woodtick William's Story. 

In Washington. 

My Experience as an Agriculturist. 

A New Autograph Album. 

A Resign. 

My Mine. 

Mush and Melody. 

The Blase Young Man. 

History of Babylon. 

Lovely Horrors. 

The Bite of a Mad Dog. 

Arnold Winkelreid. 

Murray and the Mormons. 

About Geology. 

A Wallula Night. 

Flying Machines. 

Asking for a Pass. 

Words About Washington. 

The Board of Trade. 

The Cow-Boy. 

Stirring Incidents at a Fire. 

The Little Barefoot Boy. 

Favored a Higher Fine. 

I Spy. 

Mark Anthony. 

Man Overbored. 

Done It A-Purpose. 

Picnic Incidents. 

Nero. 

Squaw Jim. 

Squaw Jim's Religion. 

One Kind of Fool. 

John Adams' Diary. 

John Adams' Diary. 

John Adams' Diary 

Heap Brain. 

The Approaching Humorist. 

What We Eat. 

Care of House Plants. 

A Peaceable Man. 

Biography of Spartacus. 

Concerning Book Publishing. 

A Calm. 

The Story of a Struggler. 

The Old Subscriber. 

My Dog. 

A Picturesque Picnic. 

Taxidermy. 

The Ways of Doctors. 

Absent Minded. 

Woman's Wonderful Influence. 

Causes for Thanksgiving. 

Farming in Maine. 

Doosedly Dilatory. 

Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger. 

Sixty Minutes in America. 

Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss. 

Somnambulism and Crime. 

Modern Architecture. 

Letter to a Communist. 

The Warrior's Oration. 

The Holy Terror. 

Boston Common and Environs. 

Drunk in a Plug Hat. 

Spring. 

The Duke of Rawhide. 

Etiquette at Hotels. 

Fifteen Years Apart. 

Dessicated Mule. 

Time's Changes. 

Letter From New York. 

Crowns and Crowned Heads. 

My Physician. 

All About Oratory. 

Strabusmus and Justice. 

A Spencerian Ass. 

Anecdotes of Justice. 

The Chinese God. 

A Great Spiritualist. 

General Sheridan's Horse. 

A Circular. 

The Photograph Habit. 

Rosalinde. 

The Church Debt. 

A Collection of Keys. 

Extracts from a Queen's Diary. 

Shorts. 

We. 

A Mountain Snowstorm. 

Lost Money. 

Dr. Dizart's Dog. 

Chinese Justice. 

Answers to Correspondents. 

Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac. 

A Convention. 

Come Back. 

A New Play. 

The Silver Dollar. 

Polygamy as a Religious Duty. 

The Newspaper. 

Wrestling with the Mazy. 

Anecdotes of the Stage. 

George the Third. 

The Cell Nest. 

Parental Advice. 

Early Day Justice.{2} 

The Indian Orator. 

You Heah Me, Sah! 

Plato. 

The Expensive Word. 

Petticoats at the Polls. 

The Sedentary Hen. 

A Bright Future for Pugilism. 

The Snake Indian. 

Roller Skating. 

No More Frontier. 

A Letter of Regrets. 

Venice. 

She Kind of Coaxed Him. 

Answering an Invitation. 

Street Cars and Curiosities. 

The Poor Blind Pig. 

Daniel Webster. 

Two Ways of Telling It. 

All About Menials. 

A Powerful Speech. 

A Goat in a Frame. 

To a Married Man. 

To an Embryo Poet. 

Eccentricities of Genius. 













ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS  

About Geology 

About Geology 


About Portraits 

About Portraits 


A Bright Future for Pugilism 

A Bright Future for Pugilism 


Absent Minded 

Absent Minded 


A Calm 

A Calm 


Accepting the Laramie Postoffice 

Accepting the Laramie Postoffice 


A Circular 

A Circular 


A Collection of Keys 

A Collection of Keys 


A Convention 

A Convention 
A Father's Advice to his Son 


A Father's Letter 

A Father's Letter 


A Goat in a Frame 

A Goat in a Frame 


A Great Spiritualist 

A Great Spiritualist 


A Great Upheaval 

A Great Upheaval 


A Journalistic Tenderfoot 

A Journalistic Tenderfoot 


A Letter of Regrets 

A Letter of Regrets 


All About Menials 

All About Menials 


All About Oratory 

All About Oratory 


Along Lake Superior 

Along Lake Superior 


A Lumber Camp 

A Lumber Camp 


A Mountain Snowstorm 

A Mountain Snowstorm 


Anatomy 

Anatomy 


Anecdotes of Justice 

Anecdotes of Justice 


Anecdotes of the Stage 

Anecdotes of the Stage 


A New Autograph Album 

A New Autograph Album 


A New Play 

A New Play 


An Operatic Entertainment 

An Operatic Entertainment 


Answering an Invitation 

Answering an Invitation 


Answers to Correspondents 

Answers to Correspondents 


A Peaceable Man 

A Peaceable Man 


A Picturesque Picnic 

A Picturesque Picnic 


A Powerful Speech 

A Powerful Speech 


Archimedes 

Archimedes 


A Resign 

A Resign 


Arnold Winkelreid 

Arnold Winkelreid 


Asking for a Pass 

Asking for a Pass 


A Spencerian Ass 

A Spencerian Ass 
Astronomy 


A Thrilling Experience 

A Thrilling Experience 


A Wallula Night 

A Wallula Night 


B. Franklin, Deceased 

B. Franklin, Deceased 


Biography of Spartacus 

Biography of Spartacus 


Boston Common and Environs 

Boston Common and Environs 


Broncho Sam 

Broncho Sam 


Bunker Hill 

Bunker Hill 


Care of House Plants 

Care of House Plants 


Catching a Buffalo 

Catching a Buffalo 


Causes for Thanksgiving 

Causes for Thanksgiving 


Chinese Justice 

Chinese Justice 


Christopher Columbus 

Christopher Columbus 


Come Back 

Come Back 


Concerning Book Publishing 

Concerning Book Publishing 


Concerning Coroners 

Concerning Coroners 


Crowns and Crowned Heads 

Crowns and Crowned Heads 


Daniel Webster 

Daniel Webster 


Dessicated Mule 

Dessicated Mule 


Dogs and Dog Days 

Dogs and Dog Days 


Doosedly Dilatory 

Doosedly Dilatory 
Done It A-Purpose 


Down East Rum 

Down East Rum 


Dr. Dizart's Dog 

Dr. Dizart's Dog 


Drunk in a Plug Hat 

Drunk in a Plug Hat 
Early Day Justice 


Eccentricities of Genius 

Eccentricity in Lunch 

Eccentricity in Lunch 


Etiquette at Hotels 

Etiquette at Hotels 


Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger 

Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger 


Extracts from a Queen's Diary 

Extracts from a Queen's Diary 


Farming in Maine 

Farming in Maine 


Favored a Higher Fine 

Favored a Higher Fine 


Fifteen Years Apart 

Fifteen Years Apart 


Flying Machines 

Flying Machines 


General Sheridan's Horse 

General Sheridan's Horse 


George the Third 

George the Third 
Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-Brac 


Habits of a Literary Man 

Habits of a Literary Man 
Heap Brain 


History of Babylon 

History of Babylon 


Hours With Great Men 

Hours With Great Men 


How Evolution Evolves 

How Evolution Evolves 
In Acknowledgment 


Insomnia in Domestic Animals 

Insomnia in Domestic Animals 


In Washington 

In Washington 
I Spy 


I Tried Milling 

I Tried Milling 


John Adams 

John Adams 


John Adams' Diary 

John Adams' Diary 

John Adams' Diary 

John Adams' Diary 
John Adams' Diary, (No. 2.) 
John Adams'  Diary, (No. 3.) 


Knights of the Pen 

Knights of the Pen 
Letter from New York 


Letter to a Communist 

Letter to a Communist 


Life Insurance as a Health Restorer 

Life Insurance as a Health Restorer 


Literary Freaks 

Literary Freaks 


Lost Money 

Lost Money 


Lovely Horrors 

Lovely Horrors 


Man Overbored 

Man Overbored 
Mark Antony 


Milling in Pompeii 

Milling in Pompeii 


Modern Architecture 

Modern Architecture 


More Paternal Correspondence 

More Paternal Correspondence 


Mr. Sweeney's Cat 

Mr. Sweeney's Cat 


Murray and the Mormons 

Murray and the Mormons 


Mush and Melody 

Mush and Melody 


My Dog 

My Dog 


My Experience as an Agriculturist 

My Experience as an Agriculturist 


My Lecture Abroad 

My Lecture Abroad 


My Mine 

My Mine 


My Physician 

My Physician 


My School Days 

My School Days 


Nero 

Nero 


No More Frontier 

No More Frontier 


On Cyclones 

On Cyclones 


One Kind of Fool 

One Kind of Fool 


Our Forefathers 

Our Forefathers 


Parental Advice 

Parental Advice 


Petticoats at the Polls 

Petticoats at the Polls 


Picnic Incidents 

Picnic Incidents 


Plato 

Plato 


Polygamy as a Religious Duty 

Polygamy as a Religious Duty 


Preventing a Scandal 

Preventing a Scandal 


Railway Etiquette 

Railway Etiquette 


Recollections of Noah Webster 

Recollections of Noah Webster 


Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss 

Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss 


Roller Skating 

Roller Skating 


Rosalinde 

Rosalinde 


Second Letter to the President 

Second Letter to the President 


She Kind of Coaxed Him 

She Kind of Coaxed Him 


Shorts 

Shorts 


Sixty Minutes in America 

Sixty Minutes in America 


Skimming the Milky Way 

Skimming the Milky Way 


Somnambulism and Crime 

Somnambulism and Crime 


Spinal Meningitis 

Spinal Meningitis 


Spring 

Spring 


Squaw Jim 

Squaw Jim 


Squaw Jim's Religion 

Squaw Jim's Religion 


Stirring Incidents at a Fire 

Stirring Incidents at a Fire 
Strabismus and Justice 


Street Cars and Curiosities 

Street Cars and Curiosities 


Taxidermy 

Taxidermy 


The Amateur Carpenter 

The Amateur Carpenter 


The Approaching Humorist 

The Approaching Humorist 


The Arabian Language 

The Arabian Language 


The Average Hen 

The Average Hen 


The Bite of a Mad Dog 

The Bite of a Mad Dog 


The Blase Young Man 

The Blase Young Man 


The Board of Trade 

The Board of Trade 


The Cell Nest 

The Cell Nest 


The Chinese God 

The Chinese God 


The Church Debt 

The Church Debt 
The Cow Boy 


The Crops 

The Crops 


The Duke of Rawhide 

The Duke of Rawhide 


The Expensive Word 

The Expensive Word 


The Heyday of Life 

The Heyday of Life 


The Holy Terror 

The Holy Terror 


The Indian Orator 

The Indian Orator 


The Little Barefoot Boy 

The Little Barefoot Boy 


The Miner at Home 

The Miner at Home 


The Newspaper 

The Newspaper 


The Old South 

The Old South 


The Old Subscriber 

The Old Subscriber 


The Opium Habit 

The Opium Habit 


The Photograph Habit 

The Photograph Habit 


The Poor Blind Pig 

The Poor Blind Pig 


The Sedentary Hen 

The Sedentary Hen 


The Silver Dollar 

The Silver Dollar 


The Snake Indian 

The Snake Indian 


The Story of a Struggler 

The Story of a Struggler 
The Wail of a Wife 


The Warrior's Oration 

The Warrior's Oration 


The Ways of Doctors 

The Ways of Doctors 


The Weeping Woman 

The Weeping Woman 


The Wild Cow 

The Wild Cow 


They Fell 

They Fell 


Time's Changes 

Time's Changes 


To a Married Man 

To a Married Man 


To an Embryo Poet 

To an Embryo Poet 


To Her Majesty 

To Her Majesty 
To The President-Elect 


Twombley's Tale 

Twombley's Tale 


Two Ways of Telling It 

Two Ways of Telling It 


Venice 

Venice 


Verona 

Verona 
We 


What We Eat 

What We Eat 


Woman's Wonderful Influence 

Woman's Wonderful Influence 


Woodtick William's Story 

Woodtick William's Story 


Words About Washington 

Words About Washington 
Wrestling With the Mazy 
You Heah  Me, Sah! 
{Illustration: WE WERE NOT ON TERMS OF INTIMACY.}  









BALED HAY  

By Bill Nye  

A Drier Book than Walt Whitman's "Leaves o' Grass."  

1884  






CONTENTS  

DEDICATION. 

BALED HAY 

GREELEY AID RUM. 

ABOUT SAW MILLS. 

EXPERIMENTS WITH OLD CHEESE. 

THE RAG-CARPET. 

ONE KIND OF A BOY. 

THE CHAMPION MEAN MAN. 

FRATERNAL SPARRING. 

CHIPETA'S ADDRESS TO THE UTES. 

BILL NYE'S CAT. 

AUTUMN THOUGHTS. 

THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS. 

THE ROCKY MOUKTAIN COW. 

PRESERVING EGGS. 

HUMAN' NATURE ON THE HALF-SHELL. 

TOO CONTIGUOUS. 

THE AMENDE HONORABLE. 

JOAQUIN AND JUNIATA. 

SOME VAGUE THOUGHTS. 

THE YOUMORIST. 

MY CABINET. 

HEALTH FOOD. 

PINES FOE HIS OLD HOME 

ONE TOUCH OF NATURE. 

HOW TO PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE. 

FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER. 

LINGERIE. 

FRUIT. 

THE BONE OF CONTENTION. 

CONGRATULATORY. 

THE AGONY IS OVER. 

OSTRICH CAVALRY. 

AN ELECTRIC BELT. 

THE ANNUAL WAIL 

HE WAS NOT A BURGLAR. 

BEST ON, BLESSED MEMORY. 

GENIUS AND WHISKY. 

THE TWO-HEADED GIRL 

THE CULTIVATION OF GUM. 

WE HAVE REASONED IT OUT. 

CARVING SCHOOLS. 

DIGNITY. 

ALWAYS BOOM AT THE TOP. 

INACCURATE. 

THE WESTERN "CHAP." 

AN INCIDENT OF THE CAMPAIGN. 

WHY DO THEY DO IT? 

TWO STYLES. 

GOSHALLHEMLOCK SALVE. 

THE STAGE BALD-HEAD. 

FATHERLY WORDS. 

THE GOOD TIME COMING. 

MANIA FOR MARKING CLOTHES. 

REGARDING THE NOSE. 

SOMETHING TOO MUCH OF THIS. 

COLOR BLINDNESS. 

IS DUELING MURDER? 

HEAP GONE. 

THE EDITORIAL LAMP. 

DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY. 

THE MAROON SAUSAGE. 

TESTIMONIALS OF REGARD. 

THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR 

SNOWED UNDER 

ROUGH ON OSCAR. 

THE POSTAL CARD. 

WHY WE ARE NOT GAY. 

SCIENTIFIC. 

THE REVELATION RACKET IN UTAH. 

SAGE BRUSH TONIC. 

LAME FROM HIS BERTH. 

THE PUBLIC PRINTER. 

SAD DESTRUCTION. 

THE IMMEDIATE REVOLTER 

THE SECRET OF HEALTH. 

HOUSEHOLD RECIPES. 

WHAT IS LITERATURE? 

THE PREVIOUS HOTEL. 

ANECDOTE OF SPOTTED TAIL. 

THE ZEALOUS VOTER. 

HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH 

MR. BEECHER'S BRAIN. 

OH, NO! 

THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION. 

AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME. 

THE PILLOW-SHAM HOLDER. 

SOMETHING FRESH. 

YANKED TO ETERNITY. 

WHY WE SHED THE SCALDING. 

ANOTHER SUGGESTION. 

PISCATORIAL AND EDITORIAL 

ANOTHER FEATHERED SONGSTER 

ABOUT THE OSTRICH 

TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR. 

WE ARE GETTING CYNICAL 

ASK US SOMETHING DIFFICULT. 

THE MIMIC STAGE. 

DECLINE OF AMERICAN HUMOR 

CHICAGO CUSTOM HOUSE 

FOREIGN OPINION 

THEY HAVE CURBED THEIR WOE. 

HUNG BY REQUEST. 

THE MELVILLES. 

MENDING BROKEN NECKS. 

ARE YOU A MORMON? 

CAUTION. 

POISONS AND THEIR ANECDOTES. 

CORRESPONDENCE. 

WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NEEDS. 

TABLE MANNERS OF CHILDREN. 

WHAT IT MEANT. 

VOTERS IN UTAH. 

INCONGRUITY 

RIDING DOWN A MOUNTAIN. 

CORRALED HIM. 

FIRMNESS. 

PUT IN A SUMP. 

MINING AS A SCIENCE 

DRAWBACKS OF ROYALTY. 

ENGLISH HUMOR 

ABOUT THE AUTOPSY. 

DON'T LIKE OUR STYLE. 

MR. T. WILSON. 

ETIQUETTE OF THE NAPKIN 

AN INFERNAL MACHINE. 

THE CODFISH. 

HIS AGED MOTHER. 

BUSINESS LETTERS. 

DANGER OF GARDENING. 
















BILL NYE AND BOOMERANG  

Or, The Tale Of A Meek-Eyed Mule, And Some Other Literary Gems  

By Bill Nye  

1883  






CONTENTS  

MY MULE BOOMERANG, 

THE APOLOGY. 

OSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE. 

A MINERS' MEETINGMY MINEA MIRAGE ON E PLAINS. 

THE TRUE STORY OF DAMON AND PYTHIAS. 

CHAPTER I. 

CHAPTER II. 

CHAPTER III. 

CHAPTER IV. 

SAD MEMORIES OF THE DEAD YEAR. 

LETTER FROM PARIS. 

PREHISTORIC CROCKERY. 

SUGGESTION'S FOR A SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM. 

THE FRAGRANT MORMON. 

RECOLLECTIONS OF THE OPERA. 

A SUNNY LITTLE INCIDENT. 

HE REWARDED HER. 

THE MODERN PARLOR STOVE. 

REMARKS TO ORIGINATORS. 

QUEER 

SIC SEMPER GLORIA HOUSEPLANT. 

HOW TO TELL. 

BIOGRAPHY OF COLOROW. 

DIARY OF A SAUCY YOUNG THING. 

KILLING OFF THE JAMES' BOYS. 

A RELIC. 

SOME REASONS WHY I CAN'T BE AN INDIAN AGENT. 

THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT. 

BILLIOUS NYE AND BOOMERANG IN THE GOLD MINES. 

TWO GREAT MEN. 

DIRTY MURPHY. 

A ROCKY MOUNTAIN SUNSET. 

THE TEMPERATURE OF THE BUMBLE-BEE. 

DRAWBACKS OF PUBLIC LIFE. 

THE GLAD, FREE LIFE OF THE MINER. 

SOME THOUGHTS OF CHILDHOOD. 

THE NEW ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG. 

SITTING ON ON A VENERABLE JOKE. 

A HAIRBREADTH ESCAPE. 

MYSELF, DR. TALMAGE, AND OTHER DIVINES. 

FINE-CUT AS A MEANS OF GRACE. 

THE WEATHER AND SOME OTHER THINGS. 

THE PARABLE OF THE UNJUST STEWARD. 

THE PARABLE OF THE PRODIGAL SON. 

THE INDIAN AND THE EVERLASTING GOSPEL. 

THE MUSE. 

SHOEING A BRONCO. 

PUMPKIN JIM; OR THE TALE OF A BUSTED JACKASS RABBIT. 

CHAPTER I.PUMPKIN JIM. 

CHAPTER II.GERALDINE CARBOLINE O'TOOLE. 

CHAPTER III.STARTLING REVELATIONS. 

CHAPTER IV.all's well that ends well. 

WILLIAM NYE AND THE HEATHEN CHINEE. 

HONG LEE'S GRAND BENEFIT AT LEADVILLE. 

YOU FOU. 

THE LOP-EARED LOVERS OF THE LITTLE LARAMIE. 

CHAPTER I.A TALE OF LOVE AND PARENTAL CUSSEDNESS. 

CHAPTER II. 

CHAPTER III. 

CHAPTER IV. 

SPEECH OF SPARTACTUS. 

CORRESPONDENCE. 

HE WENT OUT WEST FOR HIS HEALTH. 

A QUIET LITTLE WEDDING WITHOUT ANY FRILLS 

THOUGHTS ON SPRING 

THE SAME OLD THING. 

THE VETERAN WHO DIED WHILE GETTING HIS PENSION. 

GINGERBREAD POEMS AND COLD PICKLED FACTS. 

ORIGIN OF BEAUTIFUL SNOW, 

UTE ELOQUENCE. 

THE AGED INDIAN'S LAMENT. 

HOW A MINING STAMPEDE BREAKS OUT. 

THE GREAT ROCKY MOUNTAIN REUNION OF YALLER DOGS. 

WHAT WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE HAS DONE FOR WYOMING. 

PORTUGUESE WITHOUT A MASTER. 

THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HOG. 

THE BUCKNESS WHEREWITH THE BUCK BEER BUCKETH. 

BILLIOUS NYE AND THE AMATEUR STAGE. 

A JOURNALISTIC CORRECTION. 

THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE. 

A UTE PRESIDENTIAL CONVENTION. 

THE CLUB-FOOTED LOVER OF PIUTE PASS. 

CHAPTER THE FIRST. 

CHAPTER THE TWICE. 

CHAPTER THREE TIMES. 

CHAPTER FOUR TIMES. 

THE AUTOMATIC LIAR 

SOME POSTOFFICE FIENDS. 

AGRICULTURE AT AN ALTITUDE OF 7500 FEET. 

THE GENTLE YOUTH FROM LEADVILLE. 

A SNIDE JOURNALIST. 

HE WAS BLIND. 

THOUGHTS OF THE MELLOW PREVIOUSLY. 

MY TOMBSTONE MINE. 

BANKRUPT SALE OF A CIRCUS. 

GREELEY VERSUS VALLEY TAN. 

THE ETERNAL FITNESS OF THINGS. 

THEY UNANIMOUSLY AROSE AND HUNG HIM. 

RHETORIC VS. WOODTICK. 

THE MODEL WIFE. 

SOME OVERLAND TOURISTS. 

CATCHING MOUNTAIN TROUT AT AN ELEVATION OF 8000 FEET. 

TROUT FISHING. 

HOME-MADE INDIAN RELICS. 

THE PREVIOUS REPORTER. 

THE PEACE COMMISSION. 

SOME ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. 

THE CROW INDIAN AND HIS CAWS. 

THE NUPTIALS OP DANGEROUS DAVIS. 

THE HOLIDAY HOG. 

SOME CENSUS CONUNDRUMS. 

THE GENTLE POWER OF A WOMAN'S INFLUENCE. 

THE NATIVE INBORN SHIFTLESSNESS OF THE PRAIRIE DOGS. 

ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. 

THE SECRET OF GARFIELD'S ELECTION. 

PERILS OF THE BUTTERNUT PICKER. 

A WORD OR TWO ABOUT THE SWALLOW. 

LAUGHING SAM. 

THE CALAMITY JANE CONSOLIDATED. 

THE NOCTURNAL COW. 

THE RELENTLESS GARDEN HOSE. 

A WAIL. 

THE GREAT, HORRID MAN RECEIVETH NEW YEAR CALLS. 

JUST THE THING. 

THANKS. 

AN ANTI-MORMON TOWN. 

A CHRISTMAS RIDE IN JULY. 

EXAMINING THE BRAND ON A FROZEN STEER. 

ONION PEELIN'S. 











BILL NYE'S CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW

With New Illustrations From Original Sketches, Photographs, Memoranda, and  Authentic Sources, by Williams, Opper, and Hopkins.  

By Bill Nye  

1888  






CONTENTS  

CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW. 

CHESTNUT-BURR. I.THE SHAKESPEARE-BACON PUZZLE WRESTLED  WITH CONSCIENTIOUSLY. 

CHESTNUT-BURR IIHOW THE GLORIOUS FOURTH WAS CELEBRATED  AT WHALEN'S GROVE LAST YEAR. 

ENCOURAGING GREEN JOKES. 

CHESTNUT-BURR IIIBILL NYE FINDS COLOROW FULL OF ODD  TRAITS. 

AWKWARDNESS OF CARRYING WHISKY ABOUT. 

THE RIGHT SORT OF BOY. 

CHESTNUT-BURR IVBILL NYE PAYS A BRIEF VISIT TO A  PROFESSIONAL STAR READER. 

INGRATITUDE OF THE HUMAN HEART. 

CHESTNUT-BURR VCONCERNING THE FRENCH MASTERPIECES AT  THE ACADEMY OF DESIGN. 

CHESTNUT-BURR VIBILL NYE DIAGNOSTICATES THE PLAINT OF A  COUNTRY COUSIN. 

MEN ARE OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD. 

CHESTNUT-BURR VIIBILL NYE IN THE ROLE OF AN UTE INDIAN  JENKINS. 

SURE CURE FOR BILIOUSNESS. 

CHESTNUT-BURR VIIIIN AN UNGUARDED MOMENT BILL NYE IS  CAPTURED BY A POLITICAL SIREN. 

VIRTUE ITS OWN REWARD. 

CHESTNUT-BURR IXBILL NYE DESCANTS UPON YOUNG IVES'S  IDEAS IN FINANCE. 

THE ANTI-CLINKER BASE-BURNER BEE. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XA FEW REMARKS ON OUR HOSTELRY SYSTEM AS  IT NOW PREVAILS. 

PITY FOR SAD-EYED HUSBANDS. 

MARRIAGE. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XIWILLIAM NYE VISITS ROYALTY FROM THE  HOME OF THE HAM SANDWICH. 

THAI X DID MOT DU' 

A WORD OF EXPLANATION. 

CHESTNUT-BURRTHE HUMORIST INTERVIEWS HIS GRACE THE DUKE  IN THE IMPROVED STYLE. 

THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR. 

THE TRUE AMERICAN. 

CHESTNUT-BURRXII "THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT." 

CHESTNUT-BURR XIVTHE AMENDE HONORABLE. 

SWEET INFLUENCES OF CHANGING SEASONS. 

THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION. 

CHESTNUT-BURR. XVA BIG CORNER ON PORK. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XVI-PATRICK OLESON. 

PLEASURES OF SPRING. 

AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME. 

TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR. 

CHESTNUT-BURR. XVIILONGING FOR HOME. 

DIGNITY. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XVIIITHE TRUE HISTORY OF DAMON AND  PYTHIAS. 

CHAPTER I. 

CHAPTER II. 

CHAPTER III. 

CHAPTER IV. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XIXA STORY OF SPOTTED TAIL. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXTHE ROMANCE OF HORSE-SHOEING. 

HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXIEXPERIENCE ON THE FEVERISH HORNET.  

THE PICNIC PLANT. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXIIANCIENT BRIC-A-BRAC 

JOINT POWDER. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XIIITHE TWO-HEADED GIRL. 

OUR COMPLIMENTS. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XIVA PATHETIC EPISODE IN NORTHERN  WISCONSIN. 

THE SECRET OF HEALTH. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXVBILL NYE ESSAYS A NOVELETTE. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXVITHE DAUGHTER OF BOB TAIL FLUSH. 

LOAFING AROUND HOME. 

THE PLUMAGE OF THE OSTRICH. 

SOME EARNEST THOUGHTS. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXVIIOUR GREAT NATIONAL MOTTO. 

A GRAVE QUESTION. 

THOUGHTS. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XVIIIBILL NYE AT A TOURNAMENT. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXIXA SOCIAL CURSETHE MAN WHO  INTERRUPTS. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXA DISCOURSE ON CATS. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXITHE GREAT ORATION OF SPARTACUS. 

CHESTNUT-BURRWOMAN'S SUFFRAGE IN WYOMING. 

PIGEON-TOED PETE. 

CHESTNUT-BURRCONCERNING THE SWALLOW. 

THE HAPPY CODFISH. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIVA NOVEL WAY OF MARKING CLOTHES. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVTHE UNHAPPY HUMORIST. 

LARAMIE'S HANDKERCHIEF. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVITHE SODA LAKES OF WYOMING. 

THE COSTLY WATERMELON. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVIIVIEWS OF CHICAGO. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVIIIA SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM. 

MODERN FICTION IS UNRELIABLE. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIXSOME FACTS OF SCIENCE. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XLSORROWS OF A ONE-LEGGED MAN. 

THE TRUE POET LOVES SECLUSION. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XLIREVELATION IN UTAH. 

THE MODEL SLEEPING-CAR. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XLIITHE TONGUE-DESTROYING FRENCH  LANGUAGE. 

CARVING SCHOOLS. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XLIVONE TOUCH OF NATURE. 

HOW TO DEAL WITH THE REVOLVER DIFFICULTY. 

THE FEMALE ARTISTE. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XLVFUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER. 

A LESSON FROM THE MULE. 

CHESTNUT-BURR XLVIPERFORMANCE OF THE PHOENIX. 

FIRMNESS. 

PUGILIST OR STATESMAN. 

CHESTNUT-BURR NYE AS A CRITIC AND NYE AS A POET. 

POEMS BY BILL NYE 

APOSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE.= 

ODE TO SPRING. 

FANTASIA FOR THE BASS DRUM; ADAPTED FROM THE GERMAN BY WILLIAM VON NYE.=  

THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT.= 

ODE TO THE CUCUMBER.= 

APOSTROPHE ADDRESSED TO O. WILDE.= 

ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG.= 

THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW.= 

THE TRUE TALE OF WILLIAM TELL. 

WHY WE WEEP. 

ETIQUETTE FOR THE YOUNG. 

SWEET SAINT VALENTINE. 

CARRYING REVOLVERS. 

THE AGITATED HEN. 

BANKRUPT SALE OF LITERARY GEMS. 

OFFICE OF THE MORMAN BAZOO. 

HINTS ON LETTER-WRITING. 

SUDDEN FAME. 

THE ENGLISH JOKE. 

















BILL NYE'S SPARKS  

By Edgar Wilson Nye (Bill Nye)  

1896  






CONTENTS  

BIOGRAPHICAL 

BILL NYE'S SPARKS 

REQUESTING A REMITTANCE 

A PATENT ORATORICAL STEAM ORGANETTE FOR RAILWAY STUMPING 

VERITAS 

THE DRUG BUSINESS IN KANSAS 

THE PERILS OF IDENTIFICATION 

A FATHER'S LETTER 

IN THE SOUTH 

IN THE PARK 

LIBERTY ENLIGHTENING THE WORLD. 

HE SEES THE CAPITAL 

HE SEES THE NAVY 

MORE ABOUT WASHINGTON 

A GREAT BENEFACTOR 

THE COUPON LETTER OF INTRODUCTION 

HOW TO TEACH JOURNALISM 

THE GREAT WESTERN CLAIRVOYANT, 

HIS GARDEN 

WRITTEN TO THE BOY 

ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS 

THE FARMER AND THE TARIFF. 

A CONVENTIONAL SPEECH 

A PLEA FOR ONE IN ADVERSITY 

THE RHUBARB-PIE 

A COUNTRY FIRE 

BIG STEVE 

SPEECH OF RED SHIRT, THE FIGHTING CHIEF OF THE SIOUX NATION 

TO THE POOR SHINNECOCK 

WEBSTER AND HIS GREAT BOOK 











BILL NYE'S RED BOOK  

By Edgar Wilson Nye  

Illustrated by J. H. Smith  

1891  





CONTENTS  

BILL NYE'S RED BOOK 

MY SCHOOL DAYS. 

RECOLLECTIONS OF NOAH WEBSTER. 

TO HER MAJESTY. 

HABITS OF A LITERARY MAN. 

A FATHER'S LETTER. 

ARCHIMEDES. 

TO THE PRESIDENT ELECT. 

ANATOMY. 

MR. SWEENEY'S CAT. 

THE HEYDAY OF LIFE. 

THEY FELL. 

SECOND LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT. 

MILLING IN POMPEII. 

BRONCHO SAM. 

HOW EVOLUTION EVOLVES. 

HOURS WITH GREAT MEN. 

CONCERNING CORONERS. 

DOWN EAST RUM. 

RAILWAY ETIQUETTE. 

B. FRANKLIN, DECEASED. 

LIFE INSURANCE AS A HEALTH RESTORER. 

THE OPIUM HABIT. 

MORE PATERNAL CORRESPONDENCE. 

TWOMBLEY'S TALE. 

ON CYCLONES. 

THE ARABIAN LANGUAGE. 

VERONA. 

THE WEEPING WOMAN. 

THE CROPS. 

LITERARY FREAKS. 

A FATHER'S ADVICE TO HIS SON. 

ECCENTRICITY IN LUNCH. 

INSOMNIA IN DOMESTIC ANIMALS. 

ALONG LAKE SUPERIOR. 

I TRIED MILLING. 

OUR FOREFATHERS. 

IN ACKNOWLEDGMENT. 

PREVENTING A SCANDAL. 

ABOUT PORTRAITS. 

THE OLD SOUTH. 

KNIGHTS OF THE PEN. 

THE WILD COW. 

SPINAL MENINGITIS. 

SKIMMING THE MILKY WAY. 

A THRILLING EXPERIENCE. 

CATCHING A BUFFALO. 

JOHN ADAMS. 

THE WAIL OF A WIFE. 

BUNKER HILL. 

A LUMBER CAMP. 

MY LECTURE ABROAD. 

THE MINER AT HOME. 

AN OPERATIC ENTERTAINMENT. 

DOGS AND DOG DAYS. 

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS. 

ACCEPTING THE LARAMIE POSTOFFICE. 

A JOURNALISTIC TENDERFOOT. 

THE AMATEUR CARPENTER. 

THE AVERAGE HEN. 

WOODTICK WILLIAM'S STORY. 

IN WASHINGTON. 

MY EXPERIENCE AS AN AGRICULTURIST. 

A NEW AUTOGRAPH ALBUM. 

A RESIGN. 

MY MINE. 

MUSH AND MELODY. 

THE BLASE YOUNG MAN. 

HISTORY OF BABYLON. 

LOVELY HORRORS. 

THE BITE OF A MAD DOG. 










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