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byMaritz
0 @10:18AM
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Attached to: Sonos Decides Bricking Old Stuff Isn't a Winning Move After All
They really should just stop all anonymous posting on this site. Love your pearl-clutching about marijuana though. Would I be right in thinking you have a belt and wear your trousers very high?
Like, we'd be able to see where your socks stop at the top, right?
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byMaritz
2020 @09:00AM
(#59768300)
Attached to: Mars Is a Seismically Active World, First Results From NASA's InSight Lander Reveal
More stunning insights from that gimp who just won't put his nipples away. They sure mention California a fucking lot, don't they.
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byMaritz
2020 @08:20AM
(#59768194)
Attached to: Firefox To Enable DNS-over-HTTPS by Default To US Users
Whatever thinking led you to think Tor would be gone by now is going to be erroneous thinking. Tor's going to be around for a long time yet.
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byMaritz
2020 @05:57AM
(#59768004)
Attached to: How concered are you about the spread of coronavirus?
Humanity is more important than those plants and other animals. A world without intelligent observers is a play to empty seats. Don't be such a edgy little nihilist.
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byMaritz
2020 @05:56AM
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Attached to: How concered are you about the spread of coronavirus?
Writing this in the second person like this is fucking weird. Just saying.
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byMaritz
2020 @11:34AM
(#59765044)
Attached to: Drug Dealer Loses $58M in Bitcoin After Landlord Accidentally Throws Codes Out
OD already and relieve us of your wastelessness.
Yeah you can't really OD on weed, grandpa. "Wastelessness" sounds like it would be a good adjective, not a pejorative, if it was a word, which it isn't.
If you're a troll, well done, I bit. But I suspect you're probably just a bit... slow?
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byMaritz
020 @11:28AM
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Attached to: Trump Backs Supporter Larry Ellison in Court Fight With Google
Hillary. Yeah, she's awful. She doesn't work for Vladimir Putin though, she's got that going for her.
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byMaritz
2020 @04:16AM
(#59746134)
Attached to: Google Users In UK To Lose EU Data Protection: Reuters
The only reason it seems stupid to you is that the argument is a really quite pathetic strawman. Try arguing with real points of view, and not being such an intellectually dishonest little child.
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byMaritz
2020 @04:15AM
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Attached to: Google Users In UK To Lose EU Data Protection: Reuters
I take it your name is intended to be hilariously ironic.
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byMaritz
2020 @11:05AM
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Attached to: Driver Stranded After Connected Rental Car Can't Call Home
Extra potatoes for you tonight comrade.
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byMaritz
20 @04:10AM
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Attached to: NASA Has Discovered an Earth-Sized World in a Star's Habitable Zone
"I like to illustrate my disdain for fiction by calling it 'cheap'"
Are expensive fiction books better?
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byMaritz
2019 @07:03AM
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Attached to: An Energy Breakthrough Could Store Solar Power For Decades
Julian "Russian Intelligence Asset" Assange
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byMaritz
019 @08:01AM
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Attached to: Woman Who Sleeps In $500 EMF-Blocking Sack Wants Area-Wide Wi-Fi Limits
Every time they are given a blinded test, where the EMF may or may be present, their ability to 'sense' the wifi reduces to the level of chance. Well imagine that. Guess they're talking bollocks, guess it would be better for the media to fucking IGNORE them.
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byMaritz
2019 @10:02AM
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Attached to: Water Found On a Potentially Life-Friendly Alien Planet
Yeah. It's the most habitable planet found so far, definitely doesn't mean we should be taking it for a paradise. Tidally locked planets are never going to be 'earth like'.
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byMaritz
019 @04:04AM
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Attached to: July Was the Hottest Month On Record, Global Data Shows
Some of you climate change deniers (most of slashdot, without a doubt, because most of slashdot are yanks, who don't like climate change and therefore don't believe in it/don't care about it) are still going to be around when the shit really hits the fan. I wonder what you'll be saying then. Some of you have kids. Some of your kids will be aggressively questioning you about your mindless selfishness.
Bunch of fucking cunts.
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