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1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel
2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series
3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!
2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?
3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
byyour best idiot March 26, 2010
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1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzeeinthe Donkey Kong series
2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas
3) To be near a muscular friend
1) Diddy: Second bananaiswhat I am!
2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!
3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
byyour best idiot March 27, 2010
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a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
byyour best idiot March 27, 2010
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when a person has a daily routine of staring at (most likely females) asses, to the point of grabbing the ass and laughing maniacally
When wlaking down the streets, Melissa got her ass grabbed to the outrageous ass fetish Diddy had, causing him to laugh maniacally
byyour best idiot March 27, 2010
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A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight
Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
byyour best idiot March 28, 2010
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Apolice expression for: Shut the fuck up!
Guy: Why me?WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!
byyour best idiot March 28, 2010
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To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places
I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi
byyour best idiot March 29, 2010
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