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Someone who thinks they'rethe leader but really they're way below that.
"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."
byStancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017
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When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.
Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.
byThe real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019
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