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apolite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.
person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!
byJojo_T March 20, 2019
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byThakie December 5, 2018
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1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.
2) To bring pleasure to another being.
1) May we go to the zoo, please?
2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.
byDiggity Monkeez January 28, 2005
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Verb, when someoneishappy about something.
“Get ready to be pleased”
byThe Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020
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P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM
Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"
bywhitewolf3131 January 5, 2017
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A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself
Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?
Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.
byYummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014
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A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.
'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'
byMatt Bates November 16, 2004
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