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Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Yo man, my bitch wouldn'tshut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
byJack N Jit June 25, 2017
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Legal Seafood for Black People
White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!
bytewkewl March 3, 2011
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When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.
Julieissuch a red lobster.
byLiz86 November 2, 2010
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Aplace that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"
Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps
byskrimps10 July 27, 2010
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When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.
Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.
byChimneyBandit January 6, 2020
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A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.
Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'drather not have a Red Lobster.
bytwirderdy March 21, 2012
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When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period
Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?
byFlying viper March 6, 2018
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