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the time of the day that is after 1 o' clock pm
this is the realistic definition
12 o' clock is the technical one
but this is the realistic one
ihate when it becomes the afternoon aka 1 o' clockpm
byMaliza Sherotool December 25, 2007
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acombination of day, which means "yea right", and fuck off. It also can be pronounced "Afternoonation!" and is said quickly in a chinese accent.
Kangaroo Laura Nutella: you're crazy!!
Roubs: AFTERNOON.
Sir Dimitrius: I love the shit out of you
Amazing Lauda: afternoon.
byDonning Laulau (D.B) May 4, 2010
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Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.
It could be from late nights or just general laziness
Mike: It's 1.00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning.
Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.
Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.
byMr Elevator March 15, 2011
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Sexual intercourse during the lunch hour or afternoon hours.
After the afternooner I had, I am too tired this evening.
bynick_f May 12, 2010
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Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.
byZoobreath May 28, 2008
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The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.
bySodakak September 14, 2016
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The sameasmorning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)
Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!
bySmokey McJoints December 14, 2009
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