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mywifeissarah paulson
byrawrmemes.xd May 23, 2021
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anon-existent hottie who had my kids.
person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...
byThe Clown Man May 30, 2021
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Acheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please
My wife took the fucking kids, I'mseriously considering suicide, nigga!
byI hate Stuart little December 18, 2018
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she left
person 1: Dude, where are you're kids?
person 2: She took them and left.
person 1: Who?
person 2: My wife
byXxMishuGaimerxX March 20, 2019
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abitch that takes your money, your kids, your car, your house and your dignity!
guy 1: my wife took everything
guy 2: well at least you have your dignity
guy 1: no, she took that to
bylolman63 December 12, 2018
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a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.
Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis
Marty: Dude, that guy is on crackorsomething...
John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious
Frank: MY WIFE!
byAkimboSlice December 18, 2009
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The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "HeWill Not Divide Us" Season 1)
A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."
byCatoMalgus November 8, 2018
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