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The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.
Joe is taking a shit.
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The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and thenmytransmission started taking a shit.
bycagerat December 29, 2007
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Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".
"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."
byFrank Klaune March 6, 2004
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take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck offisinappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit
mygirlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit
bybluebear April 9, 2020
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Togive birth to a pinoy.
Itook a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (Totake a shit)
byYTG123 January 23, 2011
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to completely and utterly dominateincompetitive nature
"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"
byBMadz December 16, 2016
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intentially joking
Yo are you taking the shit?
No bro this shit is on accident
byCracked clocked April 25, 2021
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To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.
Dude why did you just take a shit all overmyfacebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.
byPrettygirlrock December 10, 2010
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