Answer (1 of 167): I've had several: * On my last flight, a male flight attendant was throwing bags of peanuts at everyone and if they didn't catch it, he would throw more. When he got to me, he made a comment about my spiky hair and put two bags of peanuts on my head. I didn't figure out the j...
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