No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical

All songs written by Josh Dies.

1. "A Llama Eats a Giraffe (And Vice Versa)" – 3:51
2. "Dead By Dawn" – 3:54
3. "Mouth Like a Magazine" – 4:12
4. "If You Like Me Check Yes, If You Don't I'll Die" – 3:20
5. "Sampsa Meets Kafka" – 1:10
6. "So Selfish It's Funny" – 4:28
7. "The Missing Wife" – 4:47
8. "Welcome to Plainfield Tobe Hooper" – 3:17
9. "And the Smokers And Children Shall Be Cast Down" – 5:07
10. "Stabbing Art To Death" (featuring Reese Roper) – 6:46
11. "The Dissonance of Discontent" 3:00
12. "Matthias Replaces Judas" (featuring Reese Roper) – 5:03
13. "The Bell Jar" – 5:19

Showbread

• Matt Davis - Guitar
• Josh Dies - Lead vocals, Guitar, Synthesizer, Programming, Composer
• John Giddens - Synthesizer
• Mike Jensen - Guitar
• Ivory Mobley - Lead vocals
• Patrick Porter - Bass
• Marvin Reilly - Drums

Additional Musicians

• Reese Roper - Vocals
• Sylvia Massy Shivy - Vocals, Mellotron, Theremin

Production:

• Troy Glessner - Mastering
• Sylvia Massy Shivy - Producer, Mixing
• David Stuart - Photography
• Rich Veltrop - Engineering

In 2004, Revolver Magazine called No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical, "Best Post-Hardcore Album of the Year".^{[citation needed]}