Dixonsej

?-0

This person does not understand where this userbox goes and why.

ubx-4

This user is an expert userbox user.

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user overuses userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

Since no-one is perfect, this user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

UK

This user uses British English.

en-GB
-5

This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

This user opposes the installation of any kind of advertisements on Wikimedia Foundation operated sites.

7,500+

This user has made more than 7,500 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user knows that 42isthe Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is from Earth.

This user is proud to be British.

This user is from Essex

This user is of Polish ancestry.

fgn-0

This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

This user contributes using Firefox.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.

h4xx0r

This user is a hacker.

This user supports recycling.

This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.

This user does not smoke.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is drug-free.

This user is interested in their family history.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user likes all of the colors.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

e^{i\pi \ }

This user is a mathematician.

\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}

This user loves problem solving.

This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

ζ(s)

This user believes Riemann was right.

2^p-1

This user runs GIMPS on their personal computer.

This user enjoys ice skating.

This user enjoys chess.

This user is a backgammon player.

This user collects mushrooms.

This user is a birder.

This user is a butterflier.

This user is a Naturalist.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the trumpet.

Basn

This user plays the bassoon

TV-0

This user has no television set.

This user believes it is every citizen's dutytovote.

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

This user is a Christian.

This Wikipedian recites the Wiki Prayer regularly.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the pages I cannot edit,
The courage to edit the pages I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.

✝♫

This user enjoys Christian music.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

No pop

This user hates pop music

This user likes most types of music.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves Marmite.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats chocolate.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

C

This user can't make up their mind if CokeorPepsi is better and drinks both.

P

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

This user is a book lover.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

if & whether

This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

This user is not an administrator but would like to be one.

hs

This user is a high school student.