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1 On the auscpicious occasion of the 2018 WikiSermon, Venerable Mentat Piter De Vries[1] established the following summary of what he considered to be the distinguishing principles of the pseudoscience[a] of WikiProphecy. 2 The WikiProphet (♫may the spice flow♫) in their loyalty to achieve the goal of supreme knowledge transmission, may prophesy at talk pages of brothers and sisters [in Wikipedia].[2] Thoughts acquiring speed by the juice of sapho,[3][b] the WikiProphet's plea (♫may the spice flow♫) shall predict unevitable circumstances lest repentance [in Wikipedia] be demonstrated. 3 Verily, failure to heed the discreet faithful WikiProphet's word (♫may the spice flow♫), ostensibly results in calamities like apudaparalysis (Bene Gesserit induced edit paralysis).[4][5][c][d] 4 Behold, in those days shall rise false WikiProphets uttering predictions of the end [of Wikipedia].[e] 5 The flying spittle of yelling agitators may be struck by lightning.[6][7][8][f] 6 May Vyagrimuka guide your steps.[9][g]
