Hi, I'm Asderoff. I'm a young male from New York City. I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
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This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0. |
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 | This user runs macOS. |
 | This user thinks different. |
| Mac | This user contributes using a Macintosh computer. |
| This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool. |
 | This user prefers New York pizza |  |
 | This user will eat Green Eggs and Ham for Easter dinner but not on Fridays in Lent, or Ash Wednesday. |
 | This user eats quesadillas. |
 | This user loves hamburgers. |
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This user drinks Diet Coke religiously. |
 | This user enjoys the big band sound |
 | This user enjoys classical music. |
 | This user enjoys jazz music. |
 | This user knows that Christian rock makes rock music better. |  |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user likes alternative rock. |
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This user likes most types of music. |
| iTS | This user uses the iTunes Store. |
 | This user enjoys film scores. |
 | This user wears their Sunglasses at Night. |
 | This user enjoys writing. |
 | This user loves the Autumn. |
 | This user loves the Winter. |
 | This user writes screenplays. |
 | This user writes short stories. |
| Life | This user is Pro-Life |
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| X | This user is strictly apolitical. |
 | This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change. |
| This user thinks the global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated |
 | This user is a capitalist. |
 | This user enjoys reading mysteries. |
 | This user reads science fiction. |
| AC | This user went and hanged themself, and then there were none... |
 | This user enjoys the poetry of Wilfred Owen. |
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Quoth this user, "Nevermore." |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books. |
 | This user enjoys films. |
 | This user supports the colorizationofblack and white movies. |
 | This user just loves a good western. |
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This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse. |
| The Good | In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. |
| Pulp Fiction | This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system. |
| Woohoo! | This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls! |
| 300 | Tonight this user dines in hell! |
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This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. |
 | This user prefers cable television over satellite television. |
 | This user's TV service provider is Spectrum. |
| fan-3 | This user wholeheartedly believes that The Simpsons is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond. |
 | This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised. |
| ABE | This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are notaporn star! |
| Ants | This user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords. |
| CBG | This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever! |
| BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ | Bite this user's shiny metal ass! |
| CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN | This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. |
| OP8 | This user is from Omicron Persei VIII. |
 | This user demands you respect my authoritah! |
| ¡ | This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it! |
D.M. | This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office. | W.H. |
| 70s | This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass. |
 | This user is a subscriber to Sirius Satellite Radio. |
 | This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful... |
| Joker | This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing... |
| S | This user fights for truth, justice and the American way! |
 | This user is mourning the death of The Star-Spangled Avenger |
 | This user is interested in Roman Catholicism. |
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This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion. |
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This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU! |
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This user is saved! |
| UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else... |
| ..... | This user is a professional procrastinator. |
