Mr. Plastic Bag Parachute is an intellectual man with many interests ranging from music to music. He enjoys the odd drink or five and sadistic irony. He is 18. He is a proud Canadian/Irishman. He plays the guitar, with a vengance. Everything you will ever need to know about him, apart from his name is listed on the right, left, centre, up, down, inside-out, roundaboout, backwards, forwards and futurewards.
Rumours go that I once used to floss my teeth, having found myself completely out of suspicions.
