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 | This user has been on Wikipedia for 3 years, 5 months and 7 days. |
| en-GB-N | This user is a native speakerofBritish English. |
| en-us -0 | This user has very little understanding of American English. |
 | This user is willing to be slapped with a trout, should they need it. |
 | On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. |
| Office green | This user's favourite colour is office green. |
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 | This user plays mahjong. |
| Thank you, IP! | This user believes that vandal-reverting IP addresses should be thanked for their efforts! |
| they… | This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia. |
| "…"? | This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you? |
| . The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
| ⅒ | This user thinks that the phrase "completely decimated" is"completely improper"! |
| Latin Plurals: "Data |
This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum". |
| ANAL 5 | This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. |
| subj | This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, they would use it. |
try to | This user tries to discourage usage of "try and". |
| couldn't've | This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word. |
| ∞ | This user is an ageless immortal. |
| tyop typo | This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team. |
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 | This user has been an extended confirmed user for 3 years, 3 months and 4 days. (verify) |
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 | This user has been a new pages reviewer for 2 years, 10 months, 4 weeks and 1 day. (verify) |
| This user uses AutoWikiBrowser to quickly make repetitive edits. |
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| Vandalism Level: Minor
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| 1500+ | This user once made 1500+ edits in one day. |
 | Wikipedia is currently valued at 769 million dollars (and increasing).what!? |
 | This user is a participant in WikiProject Articles for creation. You can help! |
| This user helps out at Redirects for creation. So can you! |
 | This user scored 220 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1036326932). |
| This user scored 337 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1074677258). |
 | This user uses reFill to expand bare references. |
 | This user runs a bot, Qwerfjkl (bot) (contribs). It performs tasks that are extremely tedious to do manually. |
Wikipedia vandalism information
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Low to moderate level of vandalism
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2.17 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 11:10, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
Pending changes backlog
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Low backlog
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7 pages according to DatBot 14:30, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
High backlog (4+ months) at AFC.
There are currently 2,885 pending submissions.
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New pages patrol backlog
Very high unreviewed pages backlog (13927)
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(Copied from User:EEng)
 | This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki". |
These quotes are random, and will change if you purge the page. (Purge.)
<Nikerabbit> I've missed writing docs
And from meta:IRC/Quotes:
Christian Aistleitner on the Analytics email list:
"around running jobs on the Analytics cluster, I've sometime seen
people say in IRC: “Let's run this heavy job. I'll keep an eye on it”.
But more often than not, this seems to have meant:
“Let's just run this heavy job and wait. If QChris joins IRC, let's
hope he doesn't ping us about having overloaded the cluster.”
