User:Ratwoman

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

its

This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it isorit has).

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

Feeding Habits

This user is an omnivore.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user eats poutine.

This user eats chocolate.

This user drinks water.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

This user drinks
GUINNESS

Tools

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user contributes using Notepad.

This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless Internet connection.

Numbers

This user prefers the metric system.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Stuff I Do

AnAdventurer is this User.

This user is a musician.

This user plays the piano.

choir

This user sings in a choir.

BIO

This user's favourite subject is Biology.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys ice skating.

This user is a swimmer.

This user plays table tennis.

This user is a book lover.

This user likes to do embroidery.

This user enjoys origami.

This user has fancy rats.

This user would like to own one or more dogs.

This user is a Betta owner.

This user does not smoke.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

The Silmarillion

This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.

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This user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user can drive.

Stuff I Am

UO

This user has an affiliation with the University of Ottawa.

This user is a university student.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Biology.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user is a certified first aider.

This user is a lifeguard.

This user is Canadian, eh?

This user comes from Italy.

This user is homesick.

This user is female.

sis

This user has a little sister

C	This user is a Roman Catholic.

This user prays.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user is engaged.

This user is short-sighted.

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This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

6
C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

TV Shows

DJ

This user wishes they had a Dirty Job.

H

This user believes that everybody lies.

J!

This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

FL

This user only likes A Bit of Fry & Laurie.

QI

This user is Quite Interesting.

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

Behavioural Traits

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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

ADHD

This user has ADHD.

This user is right-handed.

This user has atypical depression.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user thinks time zones are evil.