| “ | And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying "oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it though mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and stoats and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats, and large... And the lord spake saying, "first thou shalt take out the holy pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count. Neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." | ” |
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Some of my current projects and goals:
These are some of my favourite images of Woodpeckers, which are my favourite type of bird and Kingfishers, which are my second favourite type of bird.
I have my own award that I occasionally give out. It is called the "Not-so-Golden Woodpecker Award" and depicts a Downy Woodpecker. This was originally conceived so that I could get people to put an image I took on their user page. I kind of lost interest in it for a while, but I brought it back. The definition is "for services to wikipedia that save Scorpion0422 from having to do it."
There is also the "Sorta-Golden Black-rumped Flameback Award" which is so prestigious that I don't even have a definition for it for yet, although it has been awarded once.
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The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar For being so kind and thankful to me for my reviews. Your messages make me feel good! –King Bee (T • C) 21:07, 2 March 2007 (UTC) |
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The Tireless Contributor Barnstar For improving a lot of The Simpsons articles, primarily episodes. WikiNew 18:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC) |
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The Simpsons (Annoyed Grunt)-star I hereby award you The Simpsons star, for all of your edits that have improved articles relating to The Simpsons. Gran2 10:43, 5 May 2007 (UTC) |
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The Barnstar of Diligence For ensuring sanity in times of unspeakable tragedy, I hereby award you the Barnstar of Diligence. youngamerican (ahoy hoy) 15:49, 26 June 2007 (UTC) |
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The Simpsons (Annoyed Grunt)-star Thanks for adding FU rationales to aaaaaaaaaaalllllllll those pics!!! ACBestAutograph Book 19:01, 1 August 2007 (UTC) |
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The Good Article Medal of Merit I hereby award you the The Good Article Medal of Merit, for helping to promote so many Simpsons articles to good article status. --Simpsons fan 66 02:07, 9 August 2007 (UTC) |
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The Simpsons (Annoyed Grunt)-star Thanks for doing all the work you did for The Simpsons!! (I know you already have two Simpsons badges but you deserve them!) -- Bert-Healy 23:38, 12 September 2007 (UTC) |
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The Original Barnstar For getting Lost (season 1)tofeatured list status. –thedemonhog talk • edits • box 19:48, 23 September 2007 (UTC) |
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I, Durova, am pleased to bestow the imperial triple crown jewels upon Scorpion0422 for outstanding article contributions to The Simpsons and other topics. Thank you for all you |
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The Tireless Contributor Barnstar You are truly awesome, Scorpion! Keep up the excellent work with the Simpsons, wrestling and hockey-related topics! Nishkid64 (talk) 01:15, 31 October 2007 (UTC) |
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The Editor's Barnstar For your amazing work improving the quality of articles to Good and Featured status, and your unmatched work improving lists to Featured List status, as well as your collaboration and hard work with others to improve articles along a theme. Thank you, Cirt (talk) 20:41, 14 December 2007 (UTC) |
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I, Durova, am pleased to award this special edition triple crowntoWikiProject The Simpsons and its hardworking volunteers. Thank you for all your hard work, and may you wear the crowns (and donut) well. DurovaCharge! 00:13, 19 December 2007 (UTC) |
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The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar For reverting much vandalism in wrestling-related articles. Well done and keep up the good work. Your help is truly appreciated. Gavyn Sykes (talk) 05:00, 24 December 2007 (UTC) |
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Imperial Napoleonic triple crown It gives me great joy to award this Imperial Napoleonic triple crown for exceptional mainspace contributions to articles Simpsons-related and otherwise. Thank you very much for your generous time and diligence on behalf of the project. You are a Napoleon among editors. Cheers, Casliber (talk · contribs) 12:08, 27 June 2008 (UTC) |
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The Simpsons (Annoyed Grunt)-star Congratulations on getting Homer Simpson to FA! ("My Homer is not a featured article. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a featured article, but he is not a porn star!") TheLeftorium 09:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC) |
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King of Pop Award For getting an article within the scope of the Michael Jackson WikiProjecttoGA. A little overdue, the Jackson Wikiproject thanks you for getting Stark Raving Dad to GA class. Well done. — Realist2 00:17, 24 November 2008 (UTC) |
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User:Scorpion0422 has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian, and therefore, I've officially declared today as Scorpion0422's day! For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian, enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Scorpion0422! Peace, Rlevse A record of your Day will always be kept here. |
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The Copyeditor's Barnstar Thanks to your efforts and others, List of Texas A&M terms is now a WP:Featured List. Thanks for all your help! — BQZip01 — talk 06:51, 11 January 2009 (UTC) |
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Shield of Honor For honouring the most erudite citizen of Springfield, I award you this shield of honor. The blue waves represent the Springfield Dam, where Bob — for once — worked honestly. (The rake represents a rake). Scartol • Tok 16:22, 11 February 2009 (UTC) |
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The Template Barnstar Because the thought of infoboxes and tables makes my eyes glaze over and you jumped right in to help with the Olympic Games info box, I hereby award you this Barnstar. Please continue the good work! H1nkles (talk) 18:12, 20 February 2009 (UTC) |
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The Original Barnstar Just... wow ∗ \ / (⁂) 00:37, 7 March 2009 (UTC) |
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The Working Man's Barnstar This is just for all the incredible things that you've done with WP:FL, and for the work that you've done with WP:SIMPSONS, WP:HOCKEY, WP:OLYMPICS, and many more. You are an inspiration to other (new) Wikipedians like me, and I hope you continue your journey on Wikipedia. -- [[SRE.K.A.L.|L.A.K.ERS]]call me Keith 04:37, 29 April 2009 (UTC) |
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The Working Man's Barnstar This is for your tireless contributions and work on the List of The Simpsons episodes article. Keep up the good work!- --Michael (Talk) 00:54, 30 April 2009 (UTC) |
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Civility Award Your unflagging civility in debates helps keep a polite tone on FLC and FLRC. Thanks for the good work and the great attitude. Geraldk (talk) 17:41, 5 June 2009 (UTC) |
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The Olympics Barnstar It is my honor to return the favor and congratulate you on the recent promotion of Ice hockey at the Olympic Games to Featured Article status. Your contributions to the project are exceptional and appreciated. Keep up the good work! H1nkles (talk) 14:57, 17 June 2009 (UTC) |
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2009 WikiCup Award: Most Featured Topics in a Round This WikiCup Award is awarded to  Scorpion0422 for his achievement of contributing the most featured topics in a round, with 2 in the first round. Congratulations!
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The Reviewers Award In gratitude for your review in the list 2007 Pan American Games medal table, wich is now a Featured List Candidate. Thank you. Felipe Menegaz 15:10, 12 November 2009 (UTC) |
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The Olympics Barnstar For the laudable and noticeably dedicated work you put on Ice hockey at the Olympic Games—turning it into an example of what should be an article of excellence in Wikipedia—I hereby award you this long due barnstar as a sign of recognition and appreciation by the WikiProject Olympics. — Parutakupiu (talk) 00:48, 1 March 2010 (UTC) |
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The WikiProject Baseball Major League Order of Merit Whereas Scorpion0422 has participated in the promotion of various and sundry lists and articles toward the admirable end goal of creating the Major League Baseball awards Featured Topic; and Whereas the project expresses its appreciation to the participants for their hard work and dedication to furthering the coverage of the sport of Baseball; and Whereas the aforementioned Featured Topic has been recognized by a group of peers and promoted to Featured Status on March 5, 2010— Therefore, Scorpion0422 is hereby presented with the inaugural WikiProject Baseball Major League Order of Merit, in recognition for steadfast and meritorious service to the Project, the Cause, and the Encyclopedia. This Order of Merit presented by KV5 (Talk • Phils) on 17:04, 5 March 2010 (UTC) as a representative of WP:MLB. Guaranteed free of performance-enhancing substances. |
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For all your fine hockey work over the years ... you’re part of the original Hockey Barnstar class! Ravenswing 21:54, 9 March 2012 (UTC) |
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The Million Award For your contributions to bring The Simpsons (estimated annual readership: 2,895,000) to Featured Article status, I hereby present you the Million Award. Congratulations on this rare accomplishment, and thanks for all you do for Wikipedia's readers. -- Khazar2 (talk) 02:58, 28 August 2013 (UTC) |
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The Professional Wrestling Barnstar Awarded by Vjmlhds on 2-14-14 for being both persistent and consistent in keeping pro wrestling articles up to snuff. Vjmlhds 21:00, 14 February 2014 (UTC) |
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