 | This user is proud to be one with penguins. |
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This user's favourite colour is blue. |
 | This user maintains a Facebook profile. |
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This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia. |
 | This user is a member of Wikipedia. |
 | This user has a channel on YouTube. |
 | This user has a profile on MySpace. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
 | This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service. |
| TW | This user's Internet service providerisTime Warner. |
 | This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon. |
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This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user contributes while using VLC Media Player. |
 | This user contributes while using iTunes. |
| XP | This user uses Windows XP. |
 | This user prefers pepperoni pizza. |
 | This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion. |
 | This user likes Mexican Menudo |  |
 | This user eats strawberries. |
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This user eats bagels. |
 | This user eats chicken. |
 | This user eats fish. |
 | This user loves hamburgers. |
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This user prefers white chocolate |
 | This user eats M&Ms. |
 | This user drinks orange juice. |
 | This user drinks milk. |
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This user drinks chocolate milk. |
 | This user drinks soy milk. |
 | This user drinks rice milk. |
 | This user drinks green tea. |
| S-1 | This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions. |
| CCV | This user loves to drink Vanilla Coke. |
| C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
| SB | This user likes Starbucks. |
 | This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh. |
 | This user likes Mexican food |  |
 | This user loves Italian cuisine |
 | You just lost The Game. |
| GAME | This user plays "the Game". |
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This user plays Jenga. |
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This user passed GO! |
| S1 | This user is a Scrabble player. |
| Cards | This user enjoys playing Uno. |
 | This user does not play Yu-Gi-Oh! |
 | This user is addicted to Texas Hold 'em and is going all in with pocket aces. |
| AYB | This user knows that "all your base are belong to us." |
 | This user plays a PS2. |
 | This user prefers the DS Lite over the Original DS |
 | This user plays online using the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. |
 | This user plays World of Warcraft. |
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This user plays Guitar Hero on expert. |
| B | This user plays Bully |
 | This user once loved Grand Theft Auto. |
| CN | This user runs his or her own nation on CyberNations. |
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This user owns a neopet. |
 | This user is interested in World War II. |
| XXX | This user is Straight Edge. |
 | This user is interested in politics. |
 | This user plays the guitar. |
 | This user prefers DVD over VHS. ± |  |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user likes alternative rock. |
 | This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
 | This user has visited some of the 205 countries in the world. |
 | This user loves the Summer. |
 | This user loves sunny days |
 | This user likes foggy days. |
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This user prefers warm weather. |
| WIB? | This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend? |
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This user only partially understands mathematics. |
 | This user enjoys reading humorous literature. |
| HP | This user is a Harry Potter fan. |
 | This user's looking at you, kid. |
| Clerks. | This user is not even supposed to be here today! |
| Clerks II | This user believes that there is only one trilogy and one "Return"! |
| 300 | Tonight this user dines in hell! |
 | Frankly my dear, this user doesn't give a damn. |
| ND | This user voted for Pedro. |
 | This user likes Pixar and its films. |
| SBSP | This user is a goofy goober. |
 | This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley". |
| Rat Race | This user says "It's a race, it's a race! I hope I win! It's a..." (falls asleep) |
 | This user should have bought a squirrel. |
 | This user is very excite!. |
| This user's suit is black. ... ... NOT!!! |
 | Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. |  |
 | This user loved Across the Universe. |
 | This user has a television set. |
| HDTV | This user has a High-definition television (HDTV) set, and/or tuner box, to receive high-definition digital television. |
 | This user has satellite television provided by DirecTV. |
 | This user's TV service provider is Spectrum. |
 | This user is a viewer of KNBC NBC 4 Los Angeles. |
 | This user likes to watch Adult Swim. |
| ATHF | This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guyisfreakin' sweet. |
 | This user watches South Park. |
| No Laugh Track | This user prefers Sitcoms without the laugh track. |
| her? | This user is a fan of Arrested Development. |
 | This user enjoys watching Chuck every Monday. |
| entourage | This user says "Lets hug it out, bitches." |
 | This user is a fan of The Office. |
 | This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell! |
| M.D. | This user watches House. |
 | This user lives in a pineapple under the sea. |
| BRAIN!! | This user is weeping over the cancellation of The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius |
| iCarly | This user is a fan of iCarly |
| FOP | This user is a fan of The Fairly OddParents. |
| FosTeR’s HOME FOR iMAGiNARY FRiENDS |
This user is an imaginary friend. |
| BLOO | This user believes that Blooisthe best imaginary friend |
| ECW | This user was an ECW fan. |
| This user enjoys wrestling on Fridays. |
| This user, like Ms. Daria Morgendorffer, doesn't have low self-esteem. They have low esteem for everyone else. |
| ^^ | This user is a moderate fanofmanga. |
| [as] | This user watches animeon [adult swim]. |
| Ani- HUH? | This user watches animeonSci Fi Channel's Ani-Monday block. |
| 4Kids… | This user is not very fond of 4Kids. Actually, let me rephrase that… |
 | This user is a fan of the Dragon Ball franchise. |
| Nyu! | This user is a Diclonius |
| FMA |
This user is not a half pint or a midget! |
| G | This user likes Gundam, and wishes to become a Mobile Suit pilot |
| 犬夜叉 | This user is not afraid to use his Tessaiga. |
| SOS | This user is a member of Suzumiya Haruhi's SOS Brigade. |
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 | This user is a member of the SOS Brigade – Wikipedia Branch. |
 | This user is a Leaf Villager. |
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This user is a Straw Hat Pirate. |
| TTGL | This user is a fan of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. |
 | This user is an Ah! My Goddess! fan. |
| あ! | Sata Andagi, Sata Andagi! This user loves Azumanga Daioh. |
| ベルセルク | This user sometimes goes BERSERK!! |
| PC | This user has a persocom. |
 | This user is a Space Cowboy. |
| ES | This user is a loyal member of ACROSS |
| FMP! | This user watches Kaname Chidori very closely. |
| GTO | This user is a student of Great Teacher Onizuka. |
| .hack// 黄昏の 腕輪伝説 |
This user has a limited edition .hacker avatar. |
| .hack// Roots |
This user is solving the mystery of Ovan. |
| .hack// SIGN |
This user can't log outofThe World. |
| ラブ ひな | This user loves Hina. |
 | This user is a fan of David Bowie. |
 | This user enjoys indie rock. |
 | This user enjoys punk rock. |
 | This user is tiredofreggaetón. |
 | This user does not enjoy Gospel music. |
 | This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † |  |
| FS | This user is a fan of Frank Sinatra. |
| W&N | This userisWhite & Nerdy. |
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This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind. |
 | This user is a fan of Aerosmith. |
| AiC | This user is the man in the box. |
 | This user is the law. |
| This user does not like Avenged Sevenfold. |
| BB | This user loves the Beastie Boys. |
 | This user loves The Beatles. |
 | This user is a Black Sabbath fan. |
| This user does not like blink-182. |
| BÖC | This user says: "Don't fear the reaper!" |
| BJ | This user is livin' on a prayer. |
| BP | This user is a fan of Bloc Party |
| TC | This user listens to The Clash. |
| This user is a fan of Coheed and Cambria. |
| No img till further notice, sry | This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo. |
 | This user is just guessing at numbers and figures. |
| DP | This user is a fan of Deep Purple. |
| DL | This user is fighting for the gods of war |
| D | This user is Down With the Sickness. |
| DragonForce | Through the fire and flames, this user carries on. |
| DT | This user is a fan of Dream Theater. |
| This user does not like Green Day. |
| FNM | It's in this user's face but this user can't grab it. |
| GB | This user listens to Gnarls Barkley. |
| GNR | This user loves Guns N' Roses. |
 | This user is the Keeper of The Seven Keys. |
| Journey | This user will never stop Believin'. |
| JD | This user knows that love will tear us apart again. |
| JP | This user is breaking the law. |
| K | This user is dust in the wind. |
| This user does not like Korn. |
| When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven. |
| This user does not like Limp Bizkit. |
| This user does not like Linkin Park. |
| LS | This user's as free as a bird, now. |
| This user sways to the Symphony of Destruction |  |
| Mö Cü | This user can't stop thinking about the girls, girls, girls. |
| This user does not like My Chemical Romance. |
| N I И | This user is a Nine Inch Nails fan and knows that Trent Reznor is a true musical genius. |
 | This user is a Nirvana fan. |
 | This user makes good friends and a bottle of pills. |
 | This user is one hard-core Pearl Jam fan. |
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This user enjoys the music of The Police. |
| Q | This user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality... |
| RHCP | This user is a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan. |
| RA | This user believes in a life less frightening. |
| RS | This user is a fan of The Rolling Stones |
| S | This user is a fan of Slayer. |
| This user does not like Slipknot. |
| STP | This user is a Stone Temple Pilots fan. |
 | This user is hard to explain |
 | This user still hasn't found what they are looking for. |
| VH | This user loves Van Halen. |
| VW | This user enjoys the music of Vampire Weekend |
| TV | This user is a fan of The Vandals. |
| WS | This user fell in love with The White Stripes |
| BIB | This user likes the song "Back in Black", by AC/DC. |
| DDD DC | This user likes the song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", by AC/DC. |
| HTH | This user likes the song "Highway to Hell", by AC/DC. |
| YSM ANL | This user likes the song "You Shook Me All Night Long", by AC/DC. |
| I | This user likes the song "Infected", by Bad Religion. |
| The Beatles | This user likes to take a sad song and make it better. |
 | This user wonders if you Want to know a Secret. |
| This user wants to hold your hand |
| IM | This user likes the song "Iron Man", by Black Sabbath. |
| Paranoid | This user wants you to "Occupy my Brain". |
| Bob Dylan | This user travels like a rolling stone. |
| Coldplay | This user used to rule the world. |
| SotW | This user likes the song "Smoke on the Water", by Deep Purple. |
| SCoM | This user likes the song "Sweet Child o' Mine", by Guns N' Roses. |
| WttJ | This user likes the song "Welcome to the Jungle", by Guns N' Roses. |
| JHE | This user likes the Jimi Hendrix Experience. |
| 2M TM | This user likes the song "2 Minutes to Midnight", by Iron Maiden. |
| AH | This user likes the song "Aces High", by Iron Maiden. |
| FOI | This user likes the song "Flight of Icarus", by Iron Maiden. |
| TNO TB | This user likes the song "The Number of the Beast", by Iron Maiden. |
| PO TO | This user likes the song "Phantom of the Opera", by Iron Maiden. |
| RT TH | This user likes the song "Run to the Hills", by Iron Maiden. |
| TT | This user likes the song "The Trooper", by Iron Maiden. |
| HLaH | This user likes the song "Head Like a Hole", by Nine Inch Nails. |
| CaYA | This user likes the song "Come as You Are", by Nirvana. |
| H-SB | This user likes the song "Heart-Shaped Box", by Nirvana. |
| SLTS | This user likes the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit", by Nirvana. |
| ALL APOLOGIES |
All in all is all this user is. |
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This user
is the one, they like all our pretty songs, and they like to sing along, and they like to shoot their gun. |
| PF (FaWG) | This user likes the song "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)", by The Offspring. |
| Rolling Stones | This user still can't get no Satisfaction. |
| RB | This user likes the song "Raining Blood", by Slayer. |
| I | This user likes the song "Institutionalized", by Suicidal Tendencies. |
| EW | This user likes the song "Empty Walls", by Serj Tankian. |
 | This user is a social conservative. |
| Life | This user is Pro-Life |
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This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. |
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This user believes in the separation of religion and state.* | 
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 | This user uses a TI calculator. |
| WWE | This user is a professional wrestling fan. |
 | This user is a WWE fan. |
 | This user is a fan of Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. |
 | This user is fan of Mr.................................... Kennedy.............. Kennedy |
 | This user is a fan of The Legend Killer Randy Orton. |
 | This user is a fan of The World's Largest Athlete, Paul Wight. |
 | This user is a fan of Samoa Joe |
 | This user is a fan of "The Shaman of Sexy" John Morrison |
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This user WAS a fan of Chris Benoit. |
| hs | This user is a high school student. |
| DRA | This user's favourite subject is Drama. |
 | This user is of Filipino ancestry. |
 | This user has asthma. |
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This user is left-handed. |
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This user is ambidextrous. |
 | This user has black hair. |
 | This user has brown eyes. |
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WARNING! This user sleeps a lot. |
 | This user respects women and rejects any violence against women. |  |
 | This user is a male. |
| teen | This user is a teenager. |
| Y | This user is a member of Generation Y. |
| This user is of Mexican ancestry. |
| sis | This user has an older sister. |
 | This user is heterosexual. |
 | This user is single. |
 | This user wishes they had a girlfriend. |
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This user is Roman Catholic. |
 | This user is a Scorpio. |
 | This user was born in the Year of the Monkey. | 猴 |
| This user is a member on the English Wikipedia. |
 | This user has used the Userbox Maker. |
| UserBox! | This user is obsessed with userboxes. |
