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User:Yellow up

Songs[edit]

• I thank God that he hates the reds¹
  

I wear yellow blue, to Maccabi I will give all
After you I march, for you ready to be dead
Thinking about you all day long, and if you don't jump you're red

• Gate 5 wake up, we can't hear you anymore
  

You promised war, but you are stuck on the corner
Gate 2 sit now, gate 7 afterwards
Where are all the reds, why isn't Hapoel singing?

• Why didn't you encourage in the derby? Tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam tam...

¹ Reds = Hapoel fans, not anything racist or something

Things they get mad at when I write about in Wikipedia[edit]

• West Ham has to be with a double-U, just like Winner!
• January 26 - the date of the fall of Meny Levy, during a match of Maccabi against Beitar.
• April 26 - the birthday of Avi Nimni the king.
• Hapoel's home court is Nokia Arena, not Osishkin; although a few months ago Shaul Eizenberg decided that they would move the home court to Osishkin, because the seats are blue (!!!)... I guess he forgot that for 20 years the chairs were red and nobody in Maccabi said a word! It reminds the story with the Subaro logo on Hapoel F.C. player kits, that because it's yellow-blue they wouldn't wear it although Maccabi Elite Tel Aviv has been wearing its sponsor logo in red since they started using it.

Something else[edit]

Like everybody knows, Europe is yellow, Tel Aviv is yellow and Maccabi is only in Tel Aviv! Haifa - wait for a two year drought, all your success fans will come back to where it came from a couple of years ago.