"When Do I Get to Sing 'My Way'" is a song by American band Sparks, released in October 1994 by Logic Records as the first single from their 1994 album Gratuitous Sax & Senseless Violins. Written and produced by band members Russell and Ron Mael, the song references Frank Sinatra's signature song "My Way" and was a number seven hit in Germany. In the United States, it reached number nine on the BillboardHot Dance Club Play chart, and it was also a top 40 hit in the United Kingdom. The song was re-released as a single the following year, this time peaking at number 32 in the UK. Its accompanying music video was directed by Sophie Muller.
"When Do I Get to Sing 'My Way'" was a hit on the chart in several European countries, reaching the top 10 in Germany, where it peaked at number seven. It is also their highest charting single in Germany. Additionally, it peaked within the top 20 in Belgium (12) and Finland (17), and the top 30 in Switzerland (22). In the UK, the single was reissued on May 1, 1995 and peaked at number 32 in its second run on the UK Singles Chart, on May 14.[2][3] On the Eurochart Hot 100, it reached number 49 in March 1995. Outside Europe, it was successful on the US BillboardHot Dance Club Play chart, where it peaked at number nine.
Ned Raggett from AllMusic complimented the song as an "surging, well-deserved European smash hit", stating that the Mael brothers "gleefully embraced the modern synth/house/techno explosion for their own purposes (an explosion which, after all, they had helped start with their work during the late '70s with Giorgio Moroder)."[4]Larry Flick from Billboard stated that the song "will provide hours of joy for hi-NRG purists with its sugar-sweet melody, rapid syncopated beats, and cheeky chorus."[5] He also noted that Sparks "sound completely comfortable within the context of this deliciously dramatic anthem", adding that its "clever, eye-winking words are warbled with a cooing falsetto over a festive, trance-carpeted hi-NRG groove."[6] Chuck Campbell from Knoxville News Sentinel wrote, "There's sad irony and a bit of a wink in that line [...], a Pet Shop Boys/Erasure-sounding song. For those either unfamiliar with or only vaguely aware of the act (and they far outnumber those who know very much about it), Sparks' Ron and Russell Mael were the forerunners to Britain's Pet Shop Boys and Erasure. This way IS their way."[7]
A reviewer from Liverpool Echo described it as a "chirpy, melodic disco track with its tongue in its cheek", noting that it "even mentions Sid Vicious."[8] Howard Cohen from Herald-Journal said the tune "features a great hook, a throbbing dance pulse and lush harmonizing. Think the Pet Shop Boys gone silly, or Erasure with warmth."[9] In his weekly UK chart commentary, James Masterton felt it's "probably the most glorious sight seen in the charts for a long time." He added that "When Do I Get to Sing 'My Way'" is "as classic a record as they have ever made", and "a record that is better than anything those two have made in ages."[10]John Robb from Melody Maker called it "a bubbling Eurodisco mush".[11] Pan-European magazine Music & Media found that it "has them sounding like a cross between Alphaville and Pet Shop Boys."[12]Music & Media editor Robbert Tilli deemed it "a clear compromise to musical tastes of both original fans and today's trendy kids."[13] More critically, Simon Williams of NME wrote: "Sadly, it is now '94, not '74, and lines like When do I get to feel like Sid Vicious felt? aside, the words 'toss', 'on' and 'toast' spring not unreasonably to mind when enduring this thin, tinny cheesy nibble soiling the gastronomic feast of life."[14]
Treblezine included "When Do I Get to Sing 'My Way'" in their A History of Synth-Pop in 50 Essential Tracks, writing:
Rarely declining a chance to inflict a puncture wound in grandeur’s rib cage, Sparks delivered an unforeseeably moving synth-pop response to the most narcissistic pop anthem in music history (not counting “I’m Too Sexy,” which was an intentional joke). Mirroring “My Way”‘s catalog of hard-won victories, Russell Mael counts off a rash of difficult close losses and mild humiliations with clever, but not mocking, anguish. Mael reflects on the un-specialness of it all over a consistent electro-pulse: “Sign your name with an X, mow the lawn.” What reads as a self-aware joke on paper winds up being a far-reaching realization, more universal than its source material, and one of Sparks’ all-time best songs. Regrets, you’ll have a ton.[16]
American alternative rock band Redd Kross covered the song in 2019. Ron Mael, a fan of Redd Kross, said, “To do a version of that song with a completely different musical approach from the original while keeping every ounce of the original sentiment was an amazing feat. I love it!”[17]
