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byThud457
026 @04:25PM
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Attached to: Wall Street Pushes Solo 401(k)s as More Americans Work for Themselves
I'll make you a deal, I'll pay the same rate Elon pays.
Done and done.
180602326
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byThud457
026 @03:17PM
(#65929966)
Attached to: Ads Are Coming To ChatGPT in the Coming Weeks
So these uber geniuses only idea to monetize AI is through ads? Why don't they ask ChatGPT how to raise money? Seems like maybe AI^W LLM snakeoil isn't the world-changing tech they're trying to sell it as. Huh. Go figure.
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byThud457
2026 @01:42PM
(#65921526)
Attached to: Meta Begins Job Cuts as It Shifts From Metaverse to AI Devices
This bad news makes Lt. Dan sad.
180575092
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byThud457
2026 @01:38PM
(#65921516)
Attached to: Meta Begins Job Cuts as It Shifts From Metaverse to AI Devices
This seems to indicate that Facebook won't be able to successfully immantenize the torment nexus.
But then again, other people, like Peter Thiel are also trying to push us in that direction.
180503023
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byThud457
026 @12:37PM
(#65897257)
Attached to: IDC Estimates Apple Shipped Just 45,000 Vision Pros Last Quarter
The inimical effects of the mind-control rays follow an inverse-square law based on distance from the source.
TeeVee bad, computar worse, tablet worser, smartphone more worser, VR most worsterest.
180493725
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byThud457
1, 2025 @04:24PM
(#65893589)
Attached to: NJ's Answer To Flooding: It Has Bought Out and Demolished 1,200 Properties
Demolished 1200 properties in New Jersey.
Well, it's a start.
180482027
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byThud457
2025 @05:41PM
(#65888989)
Attached to: Americans Are Watching Fewer New TV Shows and More Free TV
our favorite Sci-Fi series getting 25 episode season runs
Sir, I am dubious that you have actually traveled from the past to share your experience.
More like 14 episodes, randomly shifted around to accommodate sportsball running long, sometimes shown in the WRONG ORDER because nobody could be bothered to care about spaceships and robots. That's what I recall about televised scientifiction in my youth.
180284837
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byThud457
2025 @08:57AM
(#65834909)
Attached to: 'End-To-End Encrypted' Smart Toilet Camera Is Not Actually End-To-End Encrypted
When you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the large network of connected buttholes.
Not mine, just astonishing relevant.
180215501
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byThud457
6, 2025 @08:43AM
(#65818999)
Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves
Magic beans!
At least with magic beans, at the end of the day, you at least still have beans.
180144245
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byThud457
9, 2025 @02:22PM
(#65805281)
Attached to: Cloudflare Explains Its Worst Outage Since 2019
"I don't always test,
but when I do, I test in production^W The Internet "
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byThud457
2025 @09:30AM
(#65802665)
Attached to: 'Buy Now, Pay Later' is Expanding Fast, and That Should Worry Everyone
As an extra bonus, it turns out, bitcoin mining rigs are a crucial part of the cat distribution system. Ah, the great circle of internet life.
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byThud457
2025 @08:37AM
(#65802525)
Attached to: Cloudflare Outage Knocks Many Popular Websites Offline
I can confirm, slashdot isn't working for me either.
/jk , relax Maurice.
180067978
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byThud457
2025 @05:59PM
(#65794416)
Attached to: Blue Origin Sticks First New Glenn Rocket Landing and Launches NASA Spacecraft
And returning to Earth safely?
Returning to Earth safely, right?
179922804
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byThud457
025 @11:09AM
(#65764290)
Attached to: Scientists Reveal Roof Coating That Can Reduce Surface Temperatures Up To 6C On Hot Days
Have they done any long-term testing yet? How long does this paint last, is it cost-effective?
More details omitted by The Guradian -
The company created to commercialize the technology
Press Release from the University of Sydney
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byThud457
2025 @02:53PM
(#65712784)
Attached to: Bonfire of the Middle Managers
lion food: [IBM] n. Middle management or HQ staff (by extension,
administrative drones in general).
From an old joke about two
lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their
chances but agreed to meet after two months.
When they do meet,
one is skinny and the other overweight. The thin one says﹃How
did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a
small army to chase me --- guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then
I've been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass.﹄
The fat
one replies "Well, *I* hid near an IBM office and ate a
manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"
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