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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Evelyn Beatrice Hall, on Voltaire. "There are people who have good sense. There are idiots. A consensus of idiots does not override good sense. Wikipedia is not a democracy." — Jimbo Wales[1]

"Everything I needed to know in life, I learned from Wikipedia." — me

I sincerely wish to be kind, congenial, gracious, and forgiving to everyone, although that is not always within my easy reach. I do a lot of extremely hard, high quality, high volume work; and I occasionally address Wikipedia's vandalism and abuse through processes of the Countervandalism Unit. It's almost nothing to the whole of Wikipedia but it's a lot to me, and yet I don't even seek it out. These activities which I intend for the neutral greater public good, will sometimes soak up my normal goofy friendliness, so I apologize in advance and sometimes in retrospect. If I legitimately step on someone's feelings (not their victim/entitlement/enabling mentality), I feel badly and try to address it. At the least, I try to be respectful and correct—however direct, literal, and terse it may sound. Sometimes if I'm not concisely direct, then the lid would come off and I'd be babbling verbosely. Additionally, I don't deal well with blatant stupidity, vandalism, busybodies, and neglect of policy and collegial principles. As a matter of countervandalism procedure, I may investigate the editing history of anyone with dubious behavior, and I may document it on the user's talk page either to benefit the offending user or the future investigating community.

Please understand. Don't sperg out.

Since my first edit on March 24, 2010, I spent years as a WikiGnome. Since February 2013, I have authored and reformed several high quality articles and I'm now also a hard core WikiPlatypus (aWikiDragon who also cares for others under my WikiGryphon wings). As an extreme researcher and completionist, I am learning every bit of tedious wikiminutia (technically, socially, and organizationally). I take delight in going to tremendous lengths to complete the templates and metadata, to correct every typo (spelling, grammar, formatting), and to concisely optimize every thought from all angles. I gleefully seek collaboration with other friendly editors even down to the 'thank' button, including any opportunity to mentor newer users. I'm dtm on #wikipedia-en on IRC.

I'm following the rabbit hole all the way down. My body is ready.
 

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Articles where I do a periodic sweep of the diff since my previous edit, to mass-review everyone's changes. Nintendo, NES, SNES, Nintendo 64, Shigeru Miyamoto, Robin Williams

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Wikipedia wishlist

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These are my wishes for that which should exist, so let me know if it does. Here's my wishlist, after my rationale:

Wikipedia culture is presently completely at odds with the goals and personality of a normal, well adjusted, and even well qualified, person. Wikipedia tends to be either strict or chaotic, and it is a giant magnet for incompetents and jerks.

Wikipedia popular culture exists in a backward, nomadic, agrarian, bureaucratic, ironically asocial, and sometimes dystopic state. It's based on the now fallaciously obsolete concept of scarcity from 2001, as if we'll never have enough content or enough editors or enough legitimacy, and so absolutely everybody must be allowed to edit everything and all ideas are valid and everyone must tolerate everything. It's based on an anti-Friendster mentality that social networking is trivial spam. The software platform is also generally extraordinarily primitive, ugly, fragmented, and difficult to use. Altogether, these factors result in a culture of hostile worthlessness—a needlessly strife-ridden primordial struggle for survival against a race to the bottom.

If everything is seen as valuable (as in foraging for each scrap of an edit from each passerby) then everything is worthless. If everybody's ideas are seen as valid and subject to consensus, then nobody's ideas are valid. It results in endless vandalism and erosion and it requires the constant rebuilding of content (if ever), and generally a WP:BATTLEGROUND. In this culture of scarcity, scrounging, foraging, bureaucracy, hostility, and disrepair, devout editors must forage for a place to make their contribution where it will simply be least likely to be torn down by incompetents and jerks. In reality, nobody would ever operate any personal endeavor this way, because a person would require a modicum of quality or it's not worth doing.

Because we don't (or can't?) have a single point of final crosscultural leadership or even a benevolent dictatorship like a Steve Jobs or a Linus Torvalds, we need technology and policy to cull and prevent chaos and WP:BATTLEGROUND. We need the ultimate in cat herding. And we need toys. Lots of toys.

Retro motivation

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I want to help make a better world.

I do research and writing for a lot of classic gaming and computing articles. Part of my motivation is that these are essential elements of our culture, and they bind us together and inform the future. In a hit-driven, innovative culture where perception is reality, there are more ideas forgotten on the cutting room floor than could ever possibly be released. Many times, the ideas were ahead of their time, and so the reason for market rejection was not simply "no" but rather, "not yet". One way to create a better future is in the past, learning through the gift of hindsight. That nonetheless requires a lot of forward and innovative thinking in its own right, and an analysis of long term patterns, to identify which forgotten and wayside ideas of our past are essentially viable regardless of their past market performance. I want to illuminate and learn from the past in order to help make a better future.

I want to reconnect with myself.

I was an innovator and researcher as a kid in the 1980s and 1990s, when toys transcended to the level of magic and supercomputers. I saw most of my favorite (sometimes the best) ideas in technology and gaming shot down in cold blood at the hands of endemic technological limitations, sinister monopolists, bad luck, and cruel market forces. I sympathize with the genius toymakers (even megacorporations) who were forced to compromise or give up. I want to gather a constellation of the laments of video game and computing journalists who chronicled the countless promises of toymakers, one magazine sidebar at a time, like a message in a bottle from Wonderland. I want to combine those laments along with the hopes and dreams and pleas of a renewed consumer culture of 80s and 90s kids, who now are all grown up and know better than to believe the old sound bite party line of why they couldn't have everything that they knew was possible. I know we were spoiled, drowning in a sea of innovation and conspicuous consumption, but our dreams were even bigger still. I don't want to go to bed with "sorry kid, no Disneyland this year (or this decade), now eat your ice cream".

I don't want to argue which team is best and who won what game console war or format war or whatever. That is business junk, a war waged with our minds as the battleground. I do have my favorites and my resentments, and many are for good reasons. But that divisiveness is for playground prattle, and is mainly a result of marketing tactics and of the fog of war waged by corporations, to win our hearts and minds. The truth is much more subtle, in a backroom struggle for balance between vast technological and business tradeoffs that we often knew nothing about. The Internet is uncovering many of those sources for aggregation and synthesis on Wikipedia. Wikipedia is for making those nonfree or arcane sources, haphazardly trapped within dead trees and in foreign languages, a bit more organized and free.

I don't even like collecting old toys and machines. I like collecting the facts, perchance the truth. I just want to know what could, and thus should, have been, and maybe could be now. I try to uncover the truth, to recapture the idea and the hope. I want to give feedback to well-meaning toymakers (especially those who survived having their own dreams crushed as well), telling them that we read their message in a bottle and we still want it. We can indulge our dreams.

References

  • ^ mentalfloss.com/article/62232/how-nintendo-conquered-manhattan-1985
  • ^ https://nintendotimes.com/1985/10/07/nes-pre-launch-party/
  • ^ https://www.ign.com/articles/2015/10/19/in-their-words-remembering-the-launch-of-the-nintendo-entertainment-system
  • ^ http://www.zeldalegends.net/index.php?n=interviews&id=1996-01-np080-miya-tezu&m=html
  • ^ http://www.zeldalegends.net/index.php?n=interviews&id=1996-01-np080-miya-tezu&m=html
  • ^ http://www.zeldalegends.net/index.php?n=interviews&id=1996-01-np080-miya-tezu&m=html
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